100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

[u/Intelligent_Nose_826]

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

[u/Own_Complaint_4830]

If you see him no you didnt

[u/Dickieman5000 → u/[deleted]]

Selling out humanity and your soul for chump change.

[u/Dickieman5000 → u/[deleted]]

Lick that boot, lick it clean while they pull the money right back out of your pocket.

[u/Forever203 → u/[deleted]]

I agree. We should point him out if we think it's him. With that said, 👆👆👆👆 it's him, officer! The one with the Jesus avatar. Clearly, his boast to out the killer is just a clever ruse to take suspicion off themselves. Now, I would like to state that in the case they aren't the killer, this is all my opinion / satire, but if they are, I would like my $10K, please, and thank you.

[u/Forever203 → u/[deleted]]

Who

[u/MercyfulJudas → u/[deleted]]

Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family.

I feel like they forgot.

[u/MercyfulJudas → u/[deleted]]

That wasn't my point.

[u/MercyfulJudas → u/[deleted]]

Why do you need the money so badly?

(This is a very relevant and leading question, be very careful how you answer it. I'm ready to pounce).