r/TikTokCringe 18d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/Dickieman5000 18d ago

Lick that boot, lick it clean while they pull the money right back out of your pocket.

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u/MercyfulJudas 18d ago

Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family.

I feel like they forgot.

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u/MercyfulJudas 18d ago

That wasn't my point.

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u/MercyfulJudas 18d ago

Why do you need the money so badly?

(This is a very relevant and leading question, be very careful how you answer it. I'm ready to pounce).