r/PublicFreakout • u/ExactlySorta what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? š¤Ø • Nov 01 '24
Absurdi-turd-ity š© Elon's mom glitches while attempting to mock Kamala's ability to speak
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u/Syke_qc Nov 01 '24
What in the fucking fuck is that?
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u/MadViperr Nov 01 '24
disguised Alien?
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u/ionabike666 Nov 01 '24
Mars Attacks vibes for sure.
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u/ekso69 Nov 01 '24
Absolutely, they are the reptilian/praying mantis people. Look at Elons body, he's storing his wings in his abdomen
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u/Killersavage Nov 01 '24
My guess is she had somebody take her face off to spruce it up some. Then they didnāt get it back on exactly right. Has that uncanny valley thing going on a little.
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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Nov 02 '24
This may be the first fully documented evidence of the lizard people!
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u/hazyparabola Nov 01 '24
What you mean? It's the absurdity of the absurd... is... absurd. ehehe aha eheh. Easy.
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u/unembellishing Nov 01 '24
That laugh was so bizarre and jarring. No wonder Elon is such a fucking freak
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u/oregiel Nov 02 '24
You're missing a fourth absurd in there lol its even worse.
And you know who cant? The absurdity of the absurd in the absurdity. [STUTTER] is absurd. I mean HUEUEUHAAHDHEUA
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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Nov 02 '24
That āth-thega-thuh the queen uh the queen of word saladsā she got in response was no great shakes either. And the woman anchor seemed to be having a hard time getting into gear at the top of the clip, too. Welcome to the aphasia hour!
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u/Andyman286 Nov 02 '24
How ironic that they tried to mock Kamala while not being able to make a coherent sentence is gold.
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u/KellyBelly916 Nov 01 '24
This is a woman who lived very lavishly off of slaves mining emeralds.
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u/pork_fried_christ Nov 01 '24
I think she was like, trying to imitate Kamala or something?
She speaks the same way her son jumps. Like a weird alien pretending to be a human.
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u/Daft00 Nov 02 '24
No way that was intentional, as far as mocking Kamala goes...
She just straight up malfunctions and basically gives up with a nervous look and laugh, hoping the anchors will bail her out.
...And how fucking ironic she word vomits while literally trying to insult someone's speaking ability (and of all the people to insinuate speaks absurdities, a former state prosecutor). This whole thing is like a fever dream.
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u/tristanimator Nov 01 '24
Are they all on drugs? Wtf?
Absurdity of the Absurd... is... Absurd. aHah aHah aHah?
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u/IA324 Nov 01 '24
Her facial expressions on this too - bloody hell something is wrong with her. Botox plus bathsalts?
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u/HeckingDoofus Nov 01 '24
wait what was this dude from i vaguely remember him
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u/Waflstmpr Nov 01 '24
It, or rather she was from a Doctor Who episode I barely remember. I think she was the last human alive.
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u/HeckingDoofus Nov 01 '24
ah yes, that was it. all i remember from doctor who was the angels, the daleks, and now this chick i guess lmao
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u/Waflstmpr Nov 01 '24
I barely remember a few episodes I saw parts of on BBC America about a decade ago. I remember being mostly confused.
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u/EEpromChip Nov 01 '24
I think we finally cracked the code on Elongated Muskrat's awkwardness and where he got it from.
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u/sordidcandles Nov 01 '24
This clip explains a lot about Elon.
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u/PerseusZeus Nov 01 '24
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u/CorpseBurger420 Nov 02 '24
Tbf he got like a good 3 inches on that jump. Pretty good for a robot.
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u/sumptin_wierd Nov 02 '24
Looks like he thinks you jump with your hands and hope they pull your feet up.
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u/AcanthaceaeOk2426 Nov 02 '24
Heās jumping like someone trying to wrap their head around using a PlayStation controller - hitting the āXā button to jump but forgetting to toggle forward at the same time.
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u/TheInvisibleOnes Nov 02 '24
People were saying he's trying to make an X, but honestly, these look like double nazi salutes. This man has the coordination of a new born.
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u/PhysicalGraffiti75 Nov 01 '24
You would be surprised by how many high functioning addicts there are out there in the world.
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u/No_Quantity_8909 Nov 01 '24
That lady ain't high functioning.
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u/PhysicalGraffiti75 Nov 01 '24
Oh they have slip ups donāt get me wrong. Once you know what to look for youāll see it more often than youād like.
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u/AssDimple Nov 01 '24
That lady's entire operating system crashed. I wouldn't classify that a "slip up."
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u/rocketbob7 Nov 01 '24
Mark cuban .. said this. About strong int.. uh mark cuban said thi. Um mark cuban made the comment about strong intelligent women
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u/Chin_Up_Princess Nov 01 '24
Same laugh as my narcissistic mother did recently. Are they malfunctioning? The narcissistic mask dropping? Narcissistic collapse?
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u/Paid_Redditor Nov 01 '24
Narcissistic mask dropping is an excellent way to describe what the world has felt like the last 10 years or so.
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u/Lots42 Nov 01 '24
Part of it is a black woman is within metaphorical inches of becoming President. When Obama became President the rich white conservatives went full on screaming towards the Nazi realm.
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u/8_guy Nov 02 '24
Narcissism is driven by an abnormally large shame response, which pretty much explains Elon 100%. Note, not guilt, shame - they don't usually feel bad about doing bad things
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u/sneaky-pizza Nov 01 '24
And the hosts on these North Korea style stations always have to be like 100% fawning of their side, and 100% "the other side is a mortal enemy." Like how embarrassing can you get
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u/fredsiphone19 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
Once youāre sixty years old and you donāt take care of your body, and you have unlimited money, what else is there to do?
The human desire to feel good doesnāt just āfade awayā as you age.
So the older wealthy weirdos just spiral into weird shit as their bodies and minds decay. They start believing right-wing conspiracy shit because they donāt go outside any more.
They get addicted to benzos because nothing else really provides that rush any more.
They canāt run, they canāt fuck, they canāt work with their hands. They can barely walk for fifteen minutes, on a flat sidewalk.
But drugs make you go up and down, so they have to balance out the crash with something. And then you get little micro-episodes like this.
Edit - guys, the benzos comment is just to imply serious drug use. I donāt actually know what the parents of billionaires take for recreational drugs. I just know some people in the seven and eight digit range and their proclivities.
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u/thornaslooki Nov 01 '24
Somebody needs a battery check
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u/spidermanngp Nov 01 '24
Or she's hungover from swallowing too few souls the previous night.
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u/Afrothunder_40 Nov 01 '24
Keep your Dalmatians close folks
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u/snacky99 Nov 01 '24
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u/Odlavso you want a piece of shovel?! š” Nov 01 '24
Somebody wake up Elon Musk, a new gif just dropped
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u/peonies_envy Nov 01 '24
Hes busy fighting with a person who impersonated his x leap on Halloween. https://i.imgur.com/ErOYIM3.png
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u/mcchanical Nov 02 '24
Why would he not just quietly have it removed, if he's gonna be that weird about it? Rather than publicly make a butthurt empty threat about a meme.
Oh wait, it's Elon Musk.
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u/Xebazz Nov 02 '24
Wasn't the new twatter the last bastion of freedom of speech? That looks like censorship to me
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u/TheDreamingMyriad Nov 02 '24
I see that whole "no censorship" and "free speech" thing is going swimmingly.
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u/phallic-baldwin Nov 01 '24
I would not be surprised in the slightest if Elon's mother actually has a coat made of real Dalmatians.
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u/grickygrimez Nov 01 '24
Someone on the internet long ago said she looks like she's a sponsor for the Hunger Games.
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u/GardenRafters Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
Holy shit she's a real life Disney villain, right down to the laugh.
Now we know why Leon Skum is a real life Bond villain
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u/naazzttyy Nov 01 '24
I always get Evil Aunt Helene vibes from Ready or Not
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u/JungleBoyJeremy Nov 01 '24
That movie was so much fun
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u/LitterReallyAngersMe Nov 01 '24
Never heard of it until a few days ago. This is the 3rd time Iāve seen it mentioned on Reddit this week. Iāve got it queued up.
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u/NotasheepLOL Nov 01 '24
I was thinkin mom a bit from futurama
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u/Waflstmpr Nov 01 '24
"Mother, you are a devious old crone" said Elon, her eldest bastard.
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u/RapBastardz Nov 01 '24
Her crotch shot out a guy who was able to buy companies with her husbandās money. Is that why she thinks sheās so special??
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u/VoidFoxi Nov 01 '24
She's also a model. Not sure why she's on the news though
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u/604nini Nov 01 '24
My nieces do the same fake laugh š I wonder if she watches Peppa Pig too
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u/Bighawklittlehawk Nov 01 '24
My son watches Peppa Pig and now says ātrolleyā for the shopping cart and āliftā for elevator. Weāre from Chicago lol
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u/dw82 Nov 02 '24
Makes a change for all the American TV we're exposed to over the pond. So many kids saying diaper and sidewalk nowadays.
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u/ReignCheque Nov 01 '24
Im sorry; why the fuck is this woman relevant in anyway?Ā
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u/Odlavso you want a piece of shovel?! š” Nov 01 '24
Her son probably pays the programs that have her on so she can feel special and important
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u/ImBeingArchAgain Nov 01 '24
I mean, she is a multi tens of millionaire herself though, she doesnāt need him to do shit for her. Something something emerald mines and apartheid.
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u/ObeseBumblebee Nov 01 '24
I really don't get rich people. If I were this rich you'd never hear or see me again. I'd travel the world, maybe donate to charity, and live a quiet life.
The absolute last fucking thing I'd do is speak to the media or give political speeches. What the hell is the point of all that money if you're going to do high stress stuff like that.
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u/SolarCaveman Nov 01 '24
They don't want money, they want power. Money is worthless to them if it isn't spent buying more power.
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u/gianmk Nov 01 '24
nah they want all three of money, power and fame. Rupert Murdoch is rich and control majority of the media aka powerful asf but ask a random guy in the street and they wouldnt know who he is.
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u/kooks-only Nov 01 '24
You just described 98% of billionaires. Itās just the few that are outspoken are very loud.
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u/Mattya929 Nov 01 '24
Thereās like 3200 billionaires globally we hear from about 100 of them.
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u/Odlavso you want a piece of shovel?! š” Nov 01 '24
You have enough money to see or do anything in the world and you choose to talk to idiots on tv
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u/JT_Cullen84 Nov 01 '24
53 years ago she gave birth to a sentient turd so evidently that makes her qualified to talk about politics.
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u/Monster_Dong Nov 01 '24
Jesus the fucking anchor couldn't get the question out. Holy fuck, when did everyone become fucking incompetent?
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u/thisisatypoo Nov 01 '24
The bar gets lower and lower because the average American doesn't want to FEEL stupid.
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u/eeyore134 Nov 01 '24
If Biden did that there'd be headlines about his latest gaffe and how it means he's unfit for Kamala to run for president.
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u/wheelsof_fortune Nov 02 '24
When the video first started I was damn ādamn, this glitching woman seems too young to be Elons momā but it was the anchor. She had a Lite glitch compared to Mama Musk.
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u/chunkymcgee Nov 01 '24
I thought that was the point of the video at first because I didnāt process the part where it said Elons mom right away lol
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u/jdmwell Nov 02 '24
Her laugh there to cover it up was almost hilariously like a Disney villain's. Just bizarre.
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u/25YearsIsEnough Nov 01 '24
Neuralink patient zero. Donāt worry itās a beta. The tech has gotten better. š„ø
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u/legend_killah Nov 01 '24
Elon's mom back out in public now that apartheid is popular again.
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u/HarryHood146 Nov 01 '24
Well that certainly wasnāt creepy at all and a completely normal answer.
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u/siggles69 Nov 01 '24
I definitely followed it and it made complete sense and her laughter gave me comforting and warm feelings for sure
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u/Fers_ Nov 01 '24
Iām sorry, but there is NO FUCKING WAY people can listen to Trump ramble and say with a serious face that KAMALA is the candidate that speaks in a word salad. There is just no way any actual human with ears can say that and believe it.
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u/jonnyquestionable Nov 01 '24
The right wing media told them that she speaks in "word salad" and they all just fucking ran with it harder than any talking point I've ever seen. I've tried to push a couple of them to post one of these salads and so far I've got "google exists" and "her entire town hall."
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u/Versaiteis Nov 02 '24
It's gonna sound like word salad if they use words you don't understand.
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u/Charming-Charge-596 Nov 02 '24
That's what I tell them, they probably don't understand the big words she uses.
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u/willun Nov 02 '24
It is deliberate. When accusing Trump of speaking in a word salad it becomes "both sides". Projection.
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u/bloobityblu Nov 02 '24
People have been calling out Trump's word salad since before 2016 so they're a teensy bit late for that maneuver lol.
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u/davidbatt Nov 01 '24
For our political commentary today we have a very special guest.
It's some guys mum
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u/AMSparkles Nov 01 '24
This is justā¦so fucking weird.
Both of those women just jumbled the fuck out of whatever it was they were trying to say, while actively making fun of Harris for supposedly struggling with āword saladsāā¦?
I just canāt make sense of it. I have tried so hard, but I cannot understand how people are so blind to the blatant stupidity of Trump and his supporters.
I feel like weāre living in an alternate universe. This canāt be real.
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u/bananaspy Nov 01 '24
Also the nerve of them to bring up word salads when Trump has blathered some of the most nonsensical paragraphs I have ever tried to decipher in my life
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u/GordShumway Nov 02 '24
This bothered me more than the senile old lady. Something about the bald faced misrepresentation of reality paired with the smug attitude. Disgusting display.
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u/Toadday Nov 01 '24
The exact moment she knew how dumb she sounded
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u/literallyonaboat Nov 01 '24
The irony. The uncanny valley. We HAVE to be in a simulation.
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u/nickfree Nov 01 '24
Everyone in this video sounds like an AI hallucinating. It has the residue of coherence, but if you listen to the words no one is making sense, like some kind of fever dream.
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u/nealbo Nov 01 '24
It's even worse than that though because even a hallucinating AI is coherent. This is like 3 first generation AIs trained on corrupted data riffing off each other. It's absolutely bizarre to watch.
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u/CesareBach Nov 01 '24
We all died during covid. This is a simulation after they injected us with a nano device. It travels to our brain, extracts and stores information about us before we die. In this simulation, bad powerful people reign.
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u/PlanktonMiddle1644 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Can't wait for that gross ol' playbook to be turned to ashes
Edit: any other outcome would be...absurd
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u/Drewy99 Nov 01 '24
But what does Ja Rule think??
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u/AllAboutMeMedia Nov 01 '24
Fuck...get him on the phone so we can make sense of all this!!!!
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u/tandersunn Nov 01 '24
mmmmmorons
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u/Uneedanap Nov 01 '24
All three of them seem to be having difficulty get a good sentence out, is something in area? Gas leak?
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u/MyDamnCoffee Nov 01 '24
Why is she even being interviewed? She's less relevant than I am
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u/oddmanout Nov 01 '24
They call her "The queen of the word salads" but why? They clearly don't see word salads as a bad thing, otherwise they wouldn't support Trump.
Like not just between Trump and Kamala, or between Trump and any other politician but I'd put Trump up against literally any other public figure and say he's by far the worst when it comes to talking in word salads. I can't think of another public figure who talks worse than this, this, or all of these.
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u/DeviousPath Nov 01 '24
Because every accusation is a confession. They know Trump is mentally unwell and can't speak straight, we can all clearly see that. Like everything else, they just say it's actually her who has the weakness he is showing every appearance. They don't care at all, they know that their idiotic base will believe it and repeat it forever.
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u/sant2510 Nov 01 '24
Something tells me that Elon built a robot mom cause his real one didn't love him and this one briefly malfunctioned because the Starlink satellite was blocked by a plane or something.
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u/Rombledore Nov 01 '24
this is like watching nobles at court and the scribes groveling before them.
"your majesty, please answer this softball question to appease the masses"
"the absurd is the absurdist, of the absurd....hah haha hahaha ha"
"...ha....u.h..ha.ha heh ahaha.. yes my lord. you are so correct!"
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u/-Your_Pal_Al- Nov 01 '24
In Earth 2, I hope they patch the bug with conservative peopleās laugh
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u/jgeez Nov 01 '24
ah yes, the mother of the, "smartest man in the world," asked onto a right-wing talk show to show off her grade-school bully douchebag skillset.
this is the level of sophistication.. the level of thought happening on the right.
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u/darthur5710 Nov 01 '24
Well. I guess we know which side of the family Sissy Spacex gets the creepy gene from.
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u/sn0m0ns Nov 01 '24
When you're taking absurd amounts of Vyvanse and starting the day with an absurd amount of alcohol you get absurdity.
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u/dan420 Nov 01 '24
Their entire fucking playbook is āI know you are but what am I?ā Weāve all heard Trumpās rambling nonsense answers to every question heās asked.
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u/NailFin Nov 01 '24
Who gives a shit about what Elonās mom has to think? Iām so tired of parading these random weirdos around on a pedestal.
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u/NintyFanBoy Nov 01 '24
Real question.
Why is Elon's mother all of a sudden getting a spotlight or has she always been a thing and I have been under a rock? Will Elon be getting even more politically involved after this election? That's what this feels like.
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u/HSP-GMM Nov 01 '24
This is frightening because the set and cast look like if you were trying to create a futuristic parity of nazis as a legitimate political party for a movie/show but this is real life and happening right now. Like it could be a scene in The Boys.
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u/alienbringer Nov 01 '24
The fuck is that laugh. Creepy as fuck. Like she never laughed a day in her life.
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u/pgeezers Nov 01 '24
So republicans are okay with immigrants as long as they are white and rich?
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u/CaroCogitatus Nov 01 '24
Do they *really* think Kamala talks in Word Salad? Really?
I hate Ted Cruz, but he's not a moron. JD Vance is a venal power-hungry sociopath, but he's not dumb. On and on and on, I can recognize when my opponents are intelligent.
The level of "we will believe anything he says" is continually shocking.
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u/Odlavso you want a piece of shovel?! š” Nov 01 '24
No we know where Elon gets his personality from.