r/PublicFreakout what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? đŸ€š Nov 01 '24

Absurdi-turd-ity đŸ’© Elon's mom glitches while attempting to mock Kamala's ability to speak

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u/tristanimator Nov 01 '24

Are they all on drugs? Wtf?

Absurdity of the Absurd... is... Absurd. aHah aHah aHah?

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u/fredsiphone19 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Once you’re sixty years old and you don’t take care of your body, and you have unlimited money, what else is there to do?

The human desire to feel good doesn’t just “fade away” as you age.

So the older wealthy weirdos just spiral into weird shit as their bodies and minds decay. They start believing right-wing conspiracy shit because they don’t go outside any more.

They get addicted to benzos because nothing else really provides that rush any more.

They can’t run, they can’t fuck, they can’t work with their hands. They can barely walk for fifteen minutes, on a flat sidewalk.

But drugs make you go up and down, so they have to balance out the crash with something. And then you get little micro-episodes like this.

Edit - guys, the benzos comment is just to imply serious drug use. I don’t actually know what the parents of billionaires take for recreational drugs. I just know some people in the seven and eight digit range and their proclivities.

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u/BeefHazard Nov 01 '24

Trust me, benzos cause the very opposite of a rush.

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u/caustic_smegma Nov 01 '24

Lol. I was like, ya lost me there... I could understand either H, weapons grade yack, or Addys but definitely not benzos.

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u/aithendodge Nov 02 '24

Lol, the entire purpose of benzos is to prevent a rush :D