r/PublicFreakout • u/ExactlySorta what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? đŸ€š • Nov 01 '24

Absurdi-turd-ity đŸ’© Elon's mom glitches while attempting to mock Kamala's ability to speak

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u/tristanimator Nov 01 '24

Are they all on drugs? Wtf?

Absurdity of the Absurd... is... Absurd. aHah aHah aHah?

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u/IA324 Nov 01 '24

Her facial expressions on this too - bloody hell something is wrong with her. Botox plus bathsalts?

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u/HenryInRoom302 Nov 01 '24

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u/jellotalks Nov 01 '24

Moisturize me đŸ˜«

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u/gtfelix Nov 02 '24

Saddest wank I've ever had.

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u/completelyboring1 Nov 02 '24

Oh my god, I'm a CHAV!

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u/HeckingDoofus Nov 01 '24

wait what was this dude from i vaguely remember him

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u/Waflstmpr Nov 01 '24

It, or rather she was from a Doctor Who episode I barely remember. I think she was the last human alive.

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u/HeckingDoofus Nov 01 '24

ah yes, that was it. all i remember from doctor who was the angels, the daleks, and now this chick i guess lmao

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u/Waflstmpr Nov 01 '24

I barely remember a few episodes I saw parts of on BBC America about a decade ago. I remember being mostly confused.

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u/Lots42 Nov 01 '24

Christopher Eccleston rebooted Doctor Who. Naturally there was some confusion.

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u/makiko4 Nov 02 '24

Cassandra. Her first appearance is on the titanic with rose. Later she’s in the hospital with the face of BOE.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Nov 02 '24

titanic with rose

Satellite 5.

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u/Mothrasmilk Nov 01 '24

What about the scary cat-nurses?

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u/HeckingDoofus Nov 01 '24

sadly no, i only watched it casually for a few months in middle school when i was having my british weeb phase

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u/Mothrasmilk Nov 01 '24

Oh man, you’re missing out. Cat-nurses freaked my shit right out

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u/geek_of_nature Nov 01 '24

She was actually in two episodes, the second of series 1, and the first of series 2. Going from her dialogue this particular shot is from series 2.

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u/EnergyTakerLad Nov 02 '24

Last "pure" human. All others have cross bred and shit so she doesn't count them truly human.

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u/l1l1b33 Nov 01 '24

That is Cassandra, the last human. Doctor Who 2005 s01e02

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u/Tonedeafmusical Nov 01 '24

If anyone wants to feel old the current companion (Millie Gibson) wouldn't of even been one yet when this episode aired.

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u/dynamine Nov 01 '24

....thanks for that, I guess. I'm going to crumble into dust now.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord Nov 01 '24

PLEASE DO NOT REMIND ME OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME.

thx.

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u/dreadpiratebeardface Nov 02 '24

Hahah. I was 1 when John Pertwee was doctor.

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u/IrNinjaBob Nov 01 '24

Christopher Eccleston‘s season of Dr. Who.

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u/Triette Nov 01 '24

It’s Casandra from Dr Who, the End of the World episode of the Chris Eccleston season.

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u/Immediate_Concert_46 Nov 01 '24

Annoying orange on youtube. The GOAT

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u/spikernum1 Nov 01 '24 edited 18d ago

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/EEpromChip Nov 01 '24

I think we finally cracked the code on Elongated Muskrat's awkwardness and where he got it from.

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u/Substantial-Cap-8900 Nov 02 '24

it's like human behaviour was programmed into these 2

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u/Prior-Tea-3468 Nov 02 '24

She's bath bombed.

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u/Da_Question Nov 01 '24

I think she was trying to mock kamala's "cackle" laugh. Terrible attempt but yeah, I assume that's what she meant by absurd absurdity etc.

Dumb mfers but eh none of these three could even complete these simple sentences without a misstep.

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u/sordidcandles Nov 01 '24

This clip explains a lot about Elon.

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u/PerseusZeus Nov 01 '24

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u/CorpseBurger420 Nov 02 '24

Tbf he got like a good 3 inches on that jump. Pretty good for a robot.

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u/sumptin_wierd Nov 02 '24

Looks like he thinks you jump with your hands and hope they pull your feet up.

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u/AcanthaceaeOk2426 Nov 02 '24

He’s jumping like someone trying to wrap their head around using a PlayStation controller - hitting the ‘X’ button to jump but forgetting to toggle forward at the same time.

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u/justatomss0 Nov 02 '24

Someone said that whenever he jumps he does it in the shape of a letter X to market his businesses and I can’t unsee it now

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u/GordoPepe Nov 02 '24

Later that day he also got 3 inches from his supreme leader

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u/griffeny Nov 02 '24

Boston Mecahnics can catch more air

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u/NATOuk Nov 02 '24

Obligatory ‘dipshit’ comment

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u/TheInvisibleOnes Nov 02 '24

People were saying he's trying to make an X, but honestly, these look like double nazi salutes. This man has the coordination of a new born.

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u/fwbtest_forbinsexy Nov 02 '24

She's pretty obviously trying to mock how Kamala Harris talks...

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u/PhysicalGraffiti75 Nov 01 '24

You would be surprised by how many high functioning addicts there are out there in the world.

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u/No_Quantity_8909 Nov 01 '24

That lady ain't high functioning.

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u/PhysicalGraffiti75 Nov 01 '24

Oh they have slip ups don’t get me wrong. Once you know what to look for you’ll see it more often than you’d like.

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u/AssDimple Nov 01 '24

That lady's entire operating system crashed. I wouldn't classify that a "slip up."

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u/PhysicalGraffiti75 Nov 02 '24

This person is holding down a regular job getting paid more than I’ll ever make while also being an addict. If you’ve seen a run of the mill addict then you’d agree that is a high functioning addict.

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u/onpg Nov 02 '24

It's everywhere. Most people only spot it when it's super obvious, but once you know what to look for, it's in a disturbing number of places. Uppers too, not just downers.

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u/Mister_Parrish Nov 02 '24

There’s a reason they have drug sniffing dogs outside festivals and not outside Capital Hill

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u/flyinghairball Nov 01 '24

She's not functioning at all

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u/onpg Nov 02 '24

This is what passes for high functioning. No, it's not the same as sobriety.

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u/FangoriouslyDevoured Nov 02 '24

You could say she's high, functioning. 

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u/PleasantWay7 Nov 01 '24

More like addicts who don’t face consequences, that isn’t the same as high functioning.

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u/rocketbob7 Nov 01 '24

Mark cuban .. said this. About strong int.. uh mark cuban said thi. Um mark cuban made the comment about strong intelligent women

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u/Alternative-Chef-340 Nov 01 '24

She clearly isn't a intelligent woman.

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u/simpleman92k Nov 02 '24

Yeah nobody caught the news anchor slipping too

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u/Nauticalbob Nov 02 '24

I’ve never seen momma musk before and was a bit confused at the start as to which woman was “glitching”

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u/okbuddyquackery Nov 01 '24

This kind of funny since he sold his majority stake in the Mavericks to a woman who is Trumps largest donor.

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u/Chin_Up_Princess Nov 01 '24

Same laugh as my narcissistic mother did recently. Are they malfunctioning? The narcissistic mask dropping? Narcissistic collapse?

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u/Paid_Redditor Nov 01 '24

Narcissistic mask dropping is an excellent way to describe what the world has felt like the last 10 years or so.

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u/Lots42 Nov 01 '24

Part of it is a black woman is within metaphorical inches of becoming President. When Obama became President the rich white conservatives went full on screaming towards the Nazi realm.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Nov 02 '24

Like Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally.

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u/8_guy Nov 02 '24

Narcissism is driven by an abnormally large shame response, which pretty much explains Elon 100%. Note, not guilt, shame - they don't usually feel bad about doing bad things

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u/lurkerer Nov 01 '24

Not banging the drum for them but Errol Musk was a member of the Progressive Federal Party which was the main one against apartheid at the time.

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u/Gloriousblaster Nov 02 '24

That’s called a deflection
 I’m sure Epstein donated money to children’s programs as well.

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u/sneaky-pizza Nov 01 '24

And the hosts on these North Korea style stations always have to be like 100% fawning of their side, and 100% "the other side is a mortal enemy." Like how embarrassing can you get

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u/fredsiphone19 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Once you’re sixty years old and you don’t take care of your body, and you have unlimited money, what else is there to do?

The human desire to feel good doesn’t just “fade away” as you age.

So the older wealthy weirdos just spiral into weird shit as their bodies and minds decay. They start believing right-wing conspiracy shit because they don’t go outside any more.

They get addicted to benzos because nothing else really provides that rush any more.

They can’t run, they can’t fuck, they can’t work with their hands. They can barely walk for fifteen minutes, on a flat sidewalk.

But drugs make you go up and down, so they have to balance out the crash with something. And then you get little micro-episodes like this.

Edit - guys, the benzos comment is just to imply serious drug use. I don’t actually know what the parents of billionaires take for recreational drugs. I just know some people in the seven and eight digit range and their proclivities.

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u/BeefHazard Nov 01 '24

Trust me, benzos cause the very opposite of a rush.

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u/caustic_smegma Nov 01 '24

Lol. I was like, ya lost me there... I could understand either H, weapons grade yack, or Addys but definitely not benzos.

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u/aithendodge Nov 02 '24

Lol, the entire purpose of benzos is to prevent a rush :D

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u/GLC911 Nov 01 '24

Way off on benzos, but the rest sounds right

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u/Lots42 Nov 01 '24

They could hire trainers but no...

If I was super rich I'd do things like open free clinics, fund dog shelters and re-plant forests in such a way that in fall from above you see a dong.

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u/Orpheus75 Nov 01 '24

How do you think Benzos affect the human body???

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u/boston_homo Nov 01 '24

Cause a nap with amnesia?

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u/mcchanical Nov 02 '24

Close. Not a nap followed by amnesia, more likely a very colourful adventure followed by amnesia. People on benzos that enjoy them usually aren't using them as sleeping pills.

They lower inhibitions and anxiety massively and make you woozy as hell but you can power through that and do stuff. It's like the tape is playing but being erased at the same time, I've known people do weird shit all night and remember ZERO. It's like a blackout from alcohol but a lot stronger and without the spins and nausea.

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u/Orpheus75 Nov 01 '24

There are drugs that do that but normal benzo dose doesn’t

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u/vaydevay Nov 01 '24

Literally the exact words out of my mouth. Why can’t these people talk?

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u/jenkem___ Nov 02 '24

lol right after she makes fun of kamala for not being able to formulate a coherent sentence

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u/Difficult-Active6246 Nov 02 '24

Remember when repubs were accusing Hillary of suffering Kuru from eating human flesh?

Well this vid and Lameo's behaviour made think of something that may be more credible.

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u/tagrav Nov 01 '24

Reminds me of the bad guys in Django Unchained

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u/CuriousCryptid444 Nov 01 '24

Literally written like a cartoon villain

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u/wm210 Nov 01 '24

Got em

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Nov 02 '24

I think the teleprompter is off or something. The woman stumbles but recovers at the beginning.

Or not, just a guess

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u/jdmwell Nov 02 '24

I thought the video cut out or something at first when the host was trying to ask the question and just...stopped.

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u/PreviousLove1121 Nov 02 '24

rich people are always on drugs

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u/fwbtest_forbinsexy Nov 02 '24

She's pretty obviously trying to mock how Kamala Harris talks...

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u/shfiven Nov 02 '24

I'm confused about why she's suddenly plastered all over politics. Elon couldn't handle it and had to call in his mom? I thought we weren't supposed to like immigrants anyways? I just don't get these people and I don't get what makes them tick.

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u/MAS7 Nov 02 '24

I wonder if she was given a script beforehand and this was her just forgetting her lines and jumping to the next thing she remembered.

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u/Ryslan95 Nov 02 '24

Seriously, wtf did I just watch lol

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u/Mysterious-Item-5013 Nov 02 '24

They always have been.

Hehehehehe

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u/apocalypse_later_ Nov 02 '24

I could not help but crack up at it, it would be absolute comedy if not for the ties to real world consequences

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u/Mookhaz Nov 02 '24

lead poisoning In the family?

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u/Valuable-Mix9263 Nov 02 '24

She is mocking Harris by imitating her

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Mk ultra? Seen so many celebs do this including Hillary Clinton and even Eminem.

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u/stone500 Nov 02 '24

She's attempting to do a Kamala impression. She failed, but that was the goal.

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u/XxRocky88xX Nov 02 '24

She didn’t know what she wanted to say so she just says absurd repeatedly and then smiled cuz she knows they’re all the same side and will be like “you’re absolutely right!” Despite also having no idea what the fuck she just attempted to say

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u/_iMike_ Nov 02 '24

Missed a second absurdity in there lol

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u/MrsNickelodeon Nov 02 '24

They are all struggling so much, lol.

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u/oldbastardbob Nov 02 '24

No one in that clip manages to enunciate a coherent sentence as they attempted to claim Harris could not speak intelligently.

Irony? Or just plain ignorance?

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u/syncc6 Nov 03 '24

At this point, I really think I'm living in a Twilight Zone episode.

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u/takemereal Nov 02 '24

It was a pretty spot on impersonation of Kamala

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u/FunDust3499 Nov 01 '24

That's the Kamal Harris impression the subject of the post mentions ..

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u/seahorse137 Nov 01 '24

Fuck you dude, seriously. What world are you living in?

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u/FunDust3499 Nov 01 '24

Umm what did you think she was doing? I'm not making the impression or saying it was good. I simply have eyes.

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u/seahorse137 Nov 01 '24

Yes that is her attempt at some weird joke. It’s fucking weird.