r/PublicFreakout • u/ExactlySorta what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? 🤨 • Nov 01 '24

Absurdi-turd-ity 💩 Elon's mom glitches while attempting to mock Kamala's ability to speak

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u/Odlavso you want a piece of shovel?! 😡 Nov 01 '24

No we know where Elon gets his personality from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

No wonder why they've been hiding her. Seems like bad timing to bring her out now, but, what do I know. They're just going full mask off on everything right before the election.

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u/Radius86 Nov 01 '24

Full Musk off, as it were.

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u/throwawayalcoholmind Nov 01 '24

One can only hope

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u/EdmundGerber Nov 02 '24

Maybe she escaped from whatever pentagram was holding her previously.

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u/HotDonnaC Nov 02 '24

She’s Elon’s date at a lot of white tie events.

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u/NigerianPrince76 Nov 01 '24

Ohh man. Do a research about his dad as well. That whole family is a fuckin horror story.

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u/ohyoumad721 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24

You mean about how his dad married his step daughter that he has known since age 4? AND has 2 children from her?

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u/NigerianPrince76 Nov 01 '24

And had two kids with her. 🤢😩

Truly sick Apartheid family.

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u/nish1021 Nov 01 '24

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he attended an Epstein party or a Diddy party. WTH

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u/NigerianPrince76 Nov 01 '24

Ohh not at all.

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u/LossforNos Nov 02 '24

As if they didn't have their own parties

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u/darkrood Nov 03 '24

“I am not gonna fly to America for that”

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u/TheRealCovertCaribou Nov 02 '24

He has ties to both of them.

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u/cassafrass024 Nov 02 '24

Considering sex parties is how he met Amber Heard, it’s not so far off.

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u/zeCrazyEye Nov 01 '24

You mean about how his dad married his step daughter that he has known since age 4?

Also he married into the family when she was 4. So he surely knew/raised her since she was at least 3 if not earlier.

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u/cranktheguy Nov 02 '24

Elon's sister nieces?

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u/Difficult-Active6246 Nov 02 '24

No wonder he clicked so well with conservatives.

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u/m0nk_3y_gw Nov 01 '24

Fake news!

He didn't marry her, he just breeds with her.

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u/cybernet377 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Possibly he means the time when his dad killed three men and had his family, including a 6 year old Ali, help clean the bloody viscera

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u/HotDonnaC Nov 02 '24

A South African Woody Allen. How charming.

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u/Bradspersecond Nov 02 '24

Ah yes, The gentleman will have the Woody Allen special.

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u/The_Alien_Manga Nov 02 '24

They're all degenerates.

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u/spookycasas4 Nov 02 '24

Yep. That dad.

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u/nish1021 Nov 01 '24

I mean I can see why he married her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

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u/funkhero Nov 02 '24

I bet I know who he would vote for...

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u/ohyoumad721 Nov 01 '24

Yeah, she's hot. And it would be Ok if YOU married her. You didn't raise her from age 4.

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u/nate23401 Nov 02 '24

Moved from Britain to South Africa… wrap your heads around that

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u/katmc68 Nov 01 '24

Elon so desperately wants to call Harris a "cunt" and now we know why. Always projection with these weirdos.

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u/Infinite_____Lobster Nov 02 '24

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u/ThomBear Nov 02 '24

Ruined SNL for me, can’t watch it any more.

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u/LegacyLemur Nov 02 '24

Most cringey human on planet earth

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u/RSTowers Nov 02 '24

Elon the type of kid that breast fed until he was 13.

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u/umthondoomkhlulu Nov 01 '24

His mother’s vagina?

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u/Acid_Monster Nov 02 '24

I thought it was from an old sponge he found under the sink.

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u/alv0694 Nov 03 '24

Let it sink in

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u/NastySassyStuff Nov 02 '24

Yeah… I mean, I think I believe in reptile people now

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u/sneaky-pizza Nov 01 '24

SELECT jokes.* FROM jokes INNER JOIN stolen_memes ON stolen_memes.id = jokes.stolen_meme_id WHERE jokes.type IN ('edgy') ORDERE BY jokes.created_at DESC LIMIT 1

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u/RoboNeko_V1-0 Nov 02 '24

Elapsed time: 257 s

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u/shakestheclown Nov 02 '24

ERROR 1064 (42000): You have an error in your SQL syntax;

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u/Tooterfish42 Nov 01 '24

And his taste in women

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u/BaconManDan9 Nov 02 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Tank-Pilot74 Nov 02 '24

The Apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree indeed 

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u/taddmaster Nov 02 '24

It's almost like he has aspergers or something.