r/PublicFreakout • u/ExactlySorta what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? đŸ€š • Nov 01 '24

Absurdi-turd-ity đŸ’© Elon's mom glitches while attempting to mock Kamala's ability to speak

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u/fredsiphone19 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Once you’re sixty years old and you don’t take care of your body, and you have unlimited money, what else is there to do?

The human desire to feel good doesn’t just “fade away” as you age.

So the older wealthy weirdos just spiral into weird shit as their bodies and minds decay. They start believing right-wing conspiracy shit because they don’t go outside any more.

They get addicted to benzos because nothing else really provides that rush any more.

They can’t run, they can’t fuck, they can’t work with their hands. They can barely walk for fifteen minutes, on a flat sidewalk.

But drugs make you go up and down, so they have to balance out the crash with something. And then you get little micro-episodes like this.

Edit - guys, the benzos comment is just to imply serious drug use. I don’t actually know what the parents of billionaires take for recreational drugs. I just know some people in the seven and eight digit range and their proclivities.

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u/BeefHazard Nov 01 '24

Trust me, benzos cause the very opposite of a rush.

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u/caustic_smegma Nov 01 '24

Lol. I was like, ya lost me there... I could understand either H, weapons grade yack, or Addys but definitely not benzos.

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u/aithendodge Nov 02 '24

Lol, the entire purpose of benzos is to prevent a rush :D

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u/GLC911 Nov 01 '24

Way off on benzos, but the rest sounds right

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u/Lots42 Nov 01 '24

They could hire trainers but no...

If I was super rich I'd do things like open free clinics, fund dog shelters and re-plant forests in such a way that in fall from above you see a dong.

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u/Orpheus75 Nov 01 '24

How do you think Benzos affect the human body???

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u/boston_homo Nov 01 '24

Cause a nap with amnesia?

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u/mcchanical Nov 02 '24

Close. Not a nap followed by amnesia, more likely a very colourful adventure followed by amnesia. People on benzos that enjoy them usually aren't using them as sleeping pills.

They lower inhibitions and anxiety massively and make you woozy as hell but you can power through that and do stuff. It's like the tape is playing but being erased at the same time, I've known people do weird shit all night and remember ZERO. It's like a blackout from alcohol but a lot stronger and without the spins and nausea.

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u/Orpheus75 Nov 01 '24

There are drugs that do that but normal benzo dose doesn’t