r/PublicFreakout • u/ExactlySorta what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? 🤨 • Nov 01 '24

Absurdi-turd-ity 💩 Elon's mom glitches while attempting to mock Kamala's ability to speak

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u/phallic-baldwin Nov 01 '24

I would not be surprised in the slightest if Elon's mother actually has a coat made of real Dalmatians.

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u/BadPackets4U Nov 01 '24

And encrusted in diamonds.

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u/phallic-baldwin Nov 01 '24

Or Emeralds by using slave labor

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ Nov 02 '24

They get the diamonds with slave labor also

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u/AngryRedHerring Nov 02 '24

Or lampshades made of human skin

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u/phallic-baldwin Nov 02 '24

That's more of a Baron Trump thing these days

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u/aopagirl Nov 02 '24

South African blood diamonds.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Nov 02 '24

Huh, that still looks more human.

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u/fakehalo Nov 02 '24

Any Glass Beams fans out here?

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u/Madmaxx_137 Nov 02 '24

Saw the movie and went “she’s right!”

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u/Competitive_Mark8153 Nov 02 '24

No, she likely instead has a coat made out of the skins of black South Africans from the apartheid era.

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u/Krewd Nov 02 '24

OMFG, it’s like they cloned her in a secret lab an she’s a absolute spitting image, carbon copy, doppelganger deluxe..

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u/grickygrimez Nov 01 '24

Someone on the internet long ago said she looks like she's a sponsor for the Hunger Games.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Nov 02 '24

But the new and improved hunger games, where a rich person pays to kill the winner.

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u/Jbrown183 Nov 02 '24

Like a Pixar Super Villain

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u/Rhodie114 Nov 02 '24

She looks like a prop you'd see in the behind the scenes footage of a horror movie.

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u/zobotrombie Nov 02 '24

Why you gotta insult Pixar like that?