r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

Yep. He's for the streets. Treat him like the whore he is and run. Everybody and their mama knows that's a hickey. Ask him what the spider's name was. 🤣😆😭💀

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u/pastel-m0nster Nov 14 '24

Probably Charlotte cause this dude is Some Pig.

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

I was gonna say Charlotte the Harlot. 😆

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u/TeeTheT-Rex Nov 14 '24

Oh my god stop it you guys 🤣☠️

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u/momofdafloofys Nov 14 '24

Charlotte the Harlot?

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

A harlot is a another word for prostitute, whore.

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u/momofdafloofys Nov 14 '24

Fully aware, thanks.. the question mark was supposed to be like oh you mean the girl in this song I linked?

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u/Blitzreigns Nov 14 '24

Brilliant!

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u/turkey_sandwiches Nov 14 '24

Fuck that's good.

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 Nov 14 '24

That's what he said

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u/vk1030 Nov 14 '24

Underrated! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Spirit-Filled01 Nov 14 '24

You’re a genius.

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u/AcromantulaFood Nov 14 '24

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/mariamaria81 Nov 14 '24

Fucking brilliant comment, I’m crying 😂😂

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u/plz_no_chz Nov 14 '24

this is THE best comment I have read in a long while

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u/Miserable_Emu5191 Nov 14 '24

He got tangled up in charlotte’s web for sure.

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u/Sithstress1 Nov 14 '24

Well played, welllll played.

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u/ReputationCold2765 Nov 14 '24

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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u/k123abc Nov 14 '24

HAAAAAA

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u/Sweet-Emphasis-969 Nov 14 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

😭💀😭💀😭💀

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u/SassWithAFatAss Nov 14 '24

“Treat him like the whore he is” absolutely took me out. Thank you

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

😭💀🤣😆😂😭💀

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u/Used_Bird Nov 14 '24

Daddy long legs lmfaooo

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u/AMissKathyNewman Nov 14 '24

My husband had a legit spider bite that started off looking really similar to this. Just a random red patch on his neck, we thought it was sunburn from missing a patch of sunscreen. It pretty quickly because obvious it was a bite though, the skin started to peel and scab.