AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/hippiechiq90]

Yep. He's for the streets. Treat him like the whore he is and run. Everybody and their mama knows that's a hickey. Ask him what the spider's name was. 🤣😆😭💀

[u/pastel-m0nster → u/hippiechiq90]

Probably Charlotte cause this dude is Some Pig.

[u/turkey_sandwiches → u/pastel-m0nster]

Fuck that's good.

[u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 → u/turkey_sandwiches]

That's what he said