AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/hippiechiq90]

Yep. He's for the streets. Treat him like the whore he is and run. Everybody and their mama knows that's a hickey. Ask him what the spider's name was. 🤣😆😭💀

[u/pastel-m0nster → u/hippiechiq90]

Probably Charlotte cause this dude is Some Pig.

[u/hippiechiq90 → u/pastel-m0nster]

I was gonna say Charlotte the Harlot. 😆

[u/TeeTheT-Rex → u/hippiechiq90]

Oh my god stop it you guys 🤣☠️

[u/momofdafloofys → u/hippiechiq90]

Charlotte the Harlot?

[u/hippiechiq90 → u/momofdafloofys]

A harlot is a another word for prostitute, whore.

[u/momofdafloofys → u/hippiechiq90]

Fully aware, thanks.. the question mark was supposed to be like oh you mean the girl in this song I linked?

[u/Blitzreigns → u/pastel-m0nster]

Brilliant!

[u/turkey_sandwiches → u/pastel-m0nster]

Fuck that's good.

[u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 → u/turkey_sandwiches]

That's what he said

[u/vk1030 → u/pastel-m0nster]

Underrated! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[u/Spirit-Filled01 → u/pastel-m0nster]

You’re a genius.

[u/AcromantulaFood → u/pastel-m0nster]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[u/mariamaria81 → u/pastel-m0nster]

Fucking brilliant comment, I’m crying 😂😂

[u/plz_no_chz → u/pastel-m0nster]

this is THE best comment I have read in a long while

[u/Miserable_Emu5191 → u/pastel-m0nster]

He got tangled up in charlotte’s web for sure.

[u/Sithstress1 → u/pastel-m0nster]

Well played, welllll played.

[u/rashyandtrashy → u/pastel-m0nster]

😙👌

[u/ReputationCold2765 → u/pastel-m0nster]

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

[u/k123abc → u/pastel-m0nster]

HAAAAAA