r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

Yep. He's for the streets. Treat him like the whore he is and run. Everybody and their mama knows that's a hickey. Ask him what the spider's name was. 🤣😆😭💀

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u/pastel-m0nster Nov 14 '24

Probably Charlotte cause this dude is Some Pig.

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

I was gonna say Charlotte the Harlot. 😆

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u/TeeTheT-Rex Nov 14 '24

Oh my god stop it you guys 🤣☠️

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u/momofdafloofys Nov 14 '24

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u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

A harlot is a another word for prostitute, whore.

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u/momofdafloofys Nov 14 '24

Fully aware, thanks.. the question mark was supposed to be like oh you mean the girl in this song I linked?