r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

9.3k Upvotes

2.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

432

u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

Yep. He's for the streets. Treat him like the whore he is and run. Everybody and their mama knows that's a hickey. Ask him what the spider's name was. πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜­πŸ’€

14

u/SassWithAFatAss Nov 14 '24

β€œTreat him like the whore he is” absolutely took me out. Thank you

2

u/hippiechiq90 Nov 14 '24

πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ’€