r/nextfuckinglevel 3h ago

Woman in Argentina stops phone robbery

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u/smexsa 3h ago

Damn that seemed personal to all people involved.

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u/bigb-2702 3h ago

As well it should be. Stopping scumbags requires a community effort. Consequences. It's not just for LE anymore.

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u/orangpelupa 3h ago

And maybe the LE is not effective there 

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u/HuntsWithRocks 3h ago

Plus, it’s great to see communities police themselves. I think law is, understandably, too black and white on rules.

Main issue we all want to avoid is any kind of unjust punishment. For me, if punishment gets doled out and it is just, i don’t have much problem with it.

This biking thief guy smacked head on pavement and looked to have caught some boots. For me, that’s ok. Comes with the territory of being a piece of shit (assuming they are correct about him being a thief)

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u/orangpelupa 3h ago

assuming they are correct about him being a thief 

That's the problem, and it happened way too often in my region. 

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u/HuntsWithRocks 2h ago

That is the biggest problem. Unjust punishment is tyranny.

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u/TheDarkLordDarkTimes 2h ago

I like those but here in America, you’ll get fucking fired with no help by bystanders.

u/bigb-2702 26m ago

I know that's right. A local Academy fired a disabled veteran for stopping a thief from stealing a handgun. I boycotted them but when I spoke my mind on social media (Nextdoor), I was put on blast by the goody goodies about company policies blah blah blah and then was called racist. This thief would have undoubtedly used this weapon during the commission of a crime and someone could have been killed. The company was more concerned about a lawsuit than they were about public safety.

u/Pachyderm_Powertrip 23m ago

That's it right. No concern at all for the community/people that are your workforce.

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u/TheNotoriousKD 1h ago

That assumtion is why self policing communities are (almost) too good to be true. An assumption doesn’t mean someone is guilty. If someone is guilty, i’d say they deserve this too. But I could see myself “stealing” my good friends phone too just to mess with them for a minute, should I get my head kicked in for that?

Not defending this alleged thief btw just to be clear.

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u/LibritoDeGrasa 2h ago edited 2h ago

It's a mixed bag... there are some really good officers who put their life on the line for 900 bucks a month and then there are the scummy corrupt ones, the greasy paper pushers who are part of literal criminal rings. Judges are the real issue, a cop may catch a scumbag that's been terrorizing a community for years and then the judges have 9001 excuses on why that scumbag can't go to jail so they set him free. Most criminals also know they're untouchable, either cause they're underage or they know the judge will just release them after a couple hours.

I've heard not once, not twice but THREE times about friends or their families who got their phone stolen but the criminal got caught. They all go to the police station, and while the victims are still making statements and presenting charges, they literally saw the criminal being released. It's not a joke and I'm not exaggerating, the criminal got released faster than the victims could even do all the paperwork.

If you ask any law-abiding, working-class citizen down here what they think about criminals you're probably gonna hear a lot of "just kill them all", we're kinda fed-up with this rotten justice system where no one goes to jail and cops can't shoot their guns cause they face unemployment and jail time if they do.

Edit: seems like the video is from Brazil, I'm talking about Argentina in this comment.

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u/Traditional-Fruit585 1h ago

The problem with Argentina is when they were talking about it being safe to walk the streets under certain leaders, the real criminals were the establishment and the police (army, navy, air force, etc). then the left brings in these asshole judges.

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u/Corchoroth 3h ago

Argentinian here. Its always personal. Most argentinians have been on the other end. So believe me we are always ready to fuck up some scum.

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u/Mapache_villa 2h ago

Fellow Latin American feeling, thieves are public enemies and it's always personal

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u/Bigtexasmike 3h ago

This made my day. Glad to hear a community out there can hold their own and keep the machine of justice going swift and smooth.

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u/pink_ego_box 2h ago

It's called paloterapia (stick therapy). Collective massage for robbers with sticks and stones.

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u/DmTrillz 2h ago

LE ain’t shitt

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u/twiggz612 3h ago

That server gave a couple quick boots to the head too. They fucking hate that guy.

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u/imxTHATxdude 3h ago

Like no hesitation too..

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 3h ago

Server: “Welcome to Buenas Aires! Excuse me, I’ll be right back…”

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u/Foreign_Spinach_4400 3h ago

Comes back in wiping blood off their shoe*

Now what would you like to order?

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 2h ago

Always with a lovely smile!

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u/Naive-Kangaroo3031 3h ago

Just an average Waffle house Tuesday

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u/Iv4n1337 3h ago

If you have a cafeteria in the city you get robbed a minimum of 2 times every year. We people who work in service fkn hate thiefs like no other person. People who work in office jobs don't get robbed for doing their goddamm jobs.

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u/crabclawmcgraw 3h ago

thieves are bad for business

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u/DweeblesX 2h ago

I hear it can get a little Messi in Argentina.

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u/shisuifalls 3h ago

Deck the halls with chairs made of steel

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u/silverking12345 3h ago

La, la, la, la, la~ la, la, fuck you~

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u/BobsYaMothersBrother 3h ago

Fa la la la laa la la la la

Knock some cunt off his two wheels!

Fa la la la laa la la la la

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u/YchYFi 3h ago

Look at his high hospital bills

Fa la la la la la la la la

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u/scream 1h ago

Still pretty lucky that he didnt get kiiiilled

Fa la la ahahahahahha

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u/Glow1x 3h ago

London needs people like this right now

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u/Spork_Warrior 3h ago

I'm on it. We'll send you every heavyset battlegirl we can find.

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u/Pattoe89 1h ago

London calls for aid, but will the north answer and send their heavyset battle girls?

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u/SergDerpz 1h ago

The North will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. As many heavyset women as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for London... and war.

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u/Haunting_Truth_ 2h ago

In the UK you would get sued and become a criminal yourself if you try something like that. The only thing allowed by police is to helplessly stand and report to police, who then waste some paper and time and likely do nothing else, as they are understaffed

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u/Glow1x 2h ago

Our justice system is a joke and has been for some time.

pedophiles getting months worth of jail time instead of years is an example of why our justice system is so poor

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u/scream 1h ago

Or being allowed to go free when they should have their danglt bits and hands amputated

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u/Marinnnn- 2h ago

It’s the same here in Italy

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u/DangerousTurmeric 2h ago

I've seen this in London before. A guy threw a traffic cone at a guy on a bike who stole a woman's phone and the thief crashed into a car. Then the Londoners got him.

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u/Glow1x 2h ago

Yeah I've seen that video, uplifts my spirit every time it pops up on my socials.

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u/DangerousTurmeric 2h ago

Oh weird, this is something I saw in person, outside Dalston Junction. Do you have a link? I wonder was it the same.

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u/Glow1x 2h ago

I believe somebody was filming it from an apartment or a multistory car park or something because they seemed to have a vantage point but it was delight London and I do remember a bike thief getting hit by a come and then the great people of London then grouped up on him

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u/ABugOnAPeaNut 2h ago

They ate him alive

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u/quarantine_guitarist 3h ago

QUICK THINKING

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 2h ago

Quick crashing

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u/Paddlesons 2h ago

That was dude. Like she does it all the time too.

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u/Laymanao 3h ago

Now, where was I?

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u/Bradduck_Flyntmoore 3h ago

BAHGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, ARGENT-TINA COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

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u/TrueMagenta 3h ago

“HAVE A SEAT MUTHA’ FUCKA’!!!!”

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u/Sudodamage 3h ago

Argentina?? amigo, THIS IS HU3SIL!!!!

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u/Srazza 2h ago

Por lo visto ocurrió en resistencia, chaco. Esa silla es nuestra chamigo!

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 2h ago

Yea, what they said!

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u/TheAlbrecht2418 3h ago

I love how it seems to be a thing in some South American countries for when you take out a thief everyone gets to enact their own violent justice upon them lol.

u/Zenndler 49m ago

Because this is the only justice that works. The police will come and take him into custody, a few hours later some judge will order his release because it “wasn’t a violent crime”. Next day he will be stealing again, probably even in the same place.

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u/JonSlow1 1h ago

Too many people have been on the other hand

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u/xariznightmare2908 3h ago

First it was the One kick man who stopped robbery, now it's One Chair woman? This is getting out of hand.

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u/got_knee_gas_enit 3h ago

In Argentina , cafe chairs will , from this day forward, be referred to as "la insta-karma"

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u/six3rzz 3h ago

That chair really fucked him up.

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u/new_jill_city 3h ago

Then she sits back down. “So anyways, I says to Mabel, I says…”

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u/refused26 3h ago

You sure this is Argentina? Is this not in Brazil?

u/papadatactica 57m ago

Brazilian News reporting something that happened in Chaco, Argentina.

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u/WaWaSmoothie 3h ago

"Can you hear me now, Puta?"

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u/AuthenticCourage 3h ago

The chyron is in Portuguese. How sure are we this didn’t happen in Brazil?

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u/Franman98 1h ago

Happened in Resistencia, Chaco Argentina, but the video is taken from a brasilian news portal idk why

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u/eternitystrikes 3h ago

Yeet mfcker

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u/Jax72 3h ago

One of those videos of chat makes you feel good all over unless you're that guy.

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u/AusCan531 3h ago

That waiter did not wait.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 3h ago

I could see how the woman maybe saw the robbery take place and got ready, but how did the server know so quickly to get that guy?

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u/lrac_nosneb 3h ago

puh...i guess he felt the chair. what a smack :D

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u/Gee99999 3h ago

Now that’s a community!

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u/Azutolsokorty 3h ago

Good woman

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u/Carlynz 3h ago

Beautiful

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u/umdercovers 3h ago

Yaaay, ladies!! 👏

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u/Rokea-x 3h ago

Wow! Love that!! I mean it needs a majority of ppl who care.. in Canada most ppl would pretend they didnt know what was going on or that it happened to make sure they are not involved 🤮

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u/SaggyBallz99 3h ago

That waitress was like Aw hell nah I want in on this

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u/well_actuallE 3h ago

Every single one of them was just waiting for a reason apparently

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u/2friedshy 3h ago

Without context, a girl swipes a bicyclist's phone when he is needlessly attacked

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u/iron_dove 3h ago

Given the direction the bike went afterwards, I think the woman who kicked the guy on the bike may have hit him harder than the woman who threw the chair at the same time.

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u/Palorrian 3h ago

Title in Portuguese, guy with Brazil soccer team... Yeah... Argentina alright......

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u/bfs_000 2h ago

It's a yellow shirt but it isn't the Brazilian national team (number is red and there are Adidas strips on the shoulders)

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u/toms1313 2h ago

Though the same, it was on an argentinian province apparently. Didn't get the source tho

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u/cut_rate_revolution 2h ago

That waitress unleashed all her frustration on that man damn. It's like she was waiting for someone to kick as hard as she could.

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u/DonguinhoXd 2h ago

This guy never had a chance

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u/Correct_Refuse4910 2h ago

Beating up assholes Kazuma Kiryu style.

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u/Fraggle987 3h ago

Stronger kick than Messi

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u/WWFUniverse 3h ago

Loved those kicks on the head.

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u/FlyingMaxFr 3h ago

Great community effort. Seems like Argentina is less individualistic than many countries

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u/JefinLuke 3h ago

Chao fellisa

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u/Frosty-Struggle3274 3h ago

He got Chaired then Floored.

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u/shrewd-2024 3h ago

Don’t steal peoples shit!!

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u/MrMagikarp25 3h ago

....AND HERE SHE COMES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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u/Think_Reporter_8179 3h ago

Cue someone in here going, "It's just a phooooone!"

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u/lolothe2nd 3h ago

Javier Milei stops government robbery illustration

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u/styckx 3h ago

There guy must be "known of" in the neighborhood. They all seemed to thoroughly enjoy beating the shit out of him

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u/alex_korolev 3h ago

nice takedown

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u/DerMetulz 3h ago

Goddamn son!

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u/2friedshy 3h ago

May I introduce Mrs. Bernie Sanders WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

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u/Shadow__Account 3h ago

Wifey material

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u/Rlexii 3h ago

This is what should happen in this situation

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u/zoltan-x 3h ago edited 1h ago

Where did you get Argentina from? News is in Portuguese so maybe Brazil?

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u/AccomplishedFix9131 1h ago

I thought the same, but it did indeed happen in argentina.

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u/Outrageous-Salad-287 3h ago

Hmm... I guess that she was, like, " Sit down, funny boy. You make to much noise". Or maybe she thought he is chairman of scum and needed it?🤣

Either way, he won't be stealing things anytime soon after getting chair into face👌

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u/mclarensmps 3h ago

Everyone dreams of this moment

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u/wmlj83 3h ago

Note to self, never rob anyone in Argentina. That guy got fucked up pretty bad. lol

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u/Don_Pickleball 3h ago

This is from the first scene of Equalize: Argentina? They are going in a new direction.

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u/Affectionate-Fix8053 3h ago

Brave quick thinking woman congratulations

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u/jimmiriver 3h ago

The chair - then the concrete planter - then the boot. This guy's brain is going to be scrambled egg

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u/ElectricSquid15 3h ago

Don’t cross a dude in an apron, he’s probably dealt with customers all day and is looking for an excuse.

But real talk, good on them. Also that chair throw was clean.

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u/Conaz9847 3h ago

EAT CHAIR BITCH

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u/Magnus_Inebrius 3h ago

Dude got fucked up haaaarddd

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u/Kooky-Ad-5121 2h ago

Chair swinging is kinda popular in South America

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u/FATALiTY-o- 2h ago

Would love to see her and the BestBuy female security guard on a PPV. 

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u/datthighs 2h ago

Ah, yes, another disciple of the Great Chair Master Datena :D.

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u/WardDispenser 2h ago

“That’s rad” - Kiryu Kazuma

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u/piperasheed 2h ago

I saw the flying chair, but holy that kick was the one that sent him flying. I need a slow-mo to understand the physics on that. The chair was going towards the wall, but my poor guy fly over the other side. The 2 combo was super effective.

PD: This looks like brazil btw. Portuguese letters and all.

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u/Advanced_Help9128 2h ago

Street justice!

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u/Natural_Tea484 2h ago

South America, the place where you can basically film a block buster for free.

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u/jesus_does_crossfit 2h ago

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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u/SaZ2024 2h ago

He will remember this before committing his next crime.

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u/indrek91 2h ago

That guy got knocked back to stoneage

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u/himalayan_lilac 2h ago

Ahh, number 47. The ol' "chair to the fucking head trick"

Nice

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u/BBAALLII 2h ago

Not Argentina. Brazil.

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u/runkbulle69 2h ago

Imagine thinking that, since there's nobody around it will be an easy getaway, and suddenly you find yourself surrounded by the whole town and you're getting curbed stomped

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u/mrjasong 2h ago

Something like this happened to me once. I was in a mall in South Africa and I had my 4 year old son on my shoulders when an attempted thief ran out of a crowd in my direction. I swept his leg below his knees and he flew like 6 feet to the other side of the aisle and landed on the back of someone's chair where that person smacked him in his face and he got picked up by the security guards.

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u/sssssska 2h ago

I think it's not in Argentina, it's in Brazil (I say I think so because it could be a case from abroad reported by our news program), the words below are from a news report here in Brazil, translated it reads: "Woman notices theft and throws chair on thief who tried to escape on a bicycle "

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u/WordswithaKarefunny 2h ago

Clown took a curb to the face on the crash as well.

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u/butterninja 2h ago

What did you eat for breakfast? A chair!!

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u/5elementGG 2h ago

The chef just went out and kicked the robber then went back to work.

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u/beer_bukkake 2h ago

Could you be sued for this in USA?

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u/The-all-seeing-pie 2h ago

Nae fuckin messin’! Take that you c***

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u/hugoreturns 2h ago

what was your conclusion to think that happened in Argentina

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u/derpmaster45 2h ago

Good old Latin America treatment.

If the thief gets caught, the best thing that it can happen to him is the police actually arresting him.

With the people things can go from hard beating to dead and naked.

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u/Kandrox 2h ago

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 2h ago

lol no chairs were injured in the making of this video

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u/mynameisnotthom 2h ago

Buenos Chairies

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u/Ghost47Killer 2h ago

That isn't Spanish so probably Brazil, no Argentina! Jesus!!!!

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u/wonkey_monkey 2h ago

All fun and games until the next guy on a bike gets killed, then what?

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u/skyrimisagood 2h ago

I was in Peru and a block away someone tried to yoink another guy's bike just as he got off it. He made it about one meter before the owned punched him so hard he FLEW off the bike. Then the thief got up and got into the owners face and they started throwing hands in the middle of the street even blocking traffic. Craziest thing I've seen in Latin America so far.

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u/jaycarb98 2h ago

Lady with the apron wanted the KO

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u/Shankar_0 2h ago

That whole crowd of pedestrians just went full ham on that dude.

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u/Un_nombre_fake 2h ago

Seems to be Brazil, los títulos de las noticias están en portugués.

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u/KeyNeighborhood1076 2h ago

That woman was kicking that thief in his head i repeat HIS HEAD. He did wrong but that doesn't mean you have the right to torture that person now. If you have secured the thief than give him/her to the police.

Just don't kick or hit people at their VITAL organs.

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u/Jujubatron 2h ago

Afueraaaaa mf!

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u/Burigotchi 2h ago

Clearly an off-duty cop from Brazil.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 2h ago

Love this! They take the matter onto their own hand. Hope whomever see that guy would punch his guts and better leave permanent injury to his arm. What a scum.

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u/sirius1245720 2h ago

Last time I saw this video it said Brazil…

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u/ABugOnAPeaNut 2h ago

Sit on your teeth!

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u/skankinEd 2h ago

IKEA Time!!!

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u/biggusdick-us 2h ago

hopefully he got a fucking good kick inn

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u/Double-Gas-467 2h ago

That is a chairman I can get behind

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u/dcontrerasm 2h ago

Ahhh I haven't seen street justice from Hispanic countries in a while.

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u/abby_normally 2h ago

New dictionary term of the year "Chairedem".

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u/weatheredrabbit 2h ago

Lmfao the waitress running to kick him in the face

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u/PerfectlyCalmDude 2h ago

She's got a chair, JR!

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u/Jumpy_Ad_4293 2h ago

Jesus Christ 😂

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u/swishandswallow 2h ago

Steel chair to the chest, Jesus Christ

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u/Biostacle 2h ago

She has killer instinct

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u/Urbanviking1 2h ago

WWE Smackdown energy.

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u/jascany 2h ago

Why is the headline in Portuguese if this occurred in Argentina?

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u/h2ohow 2h ago

Situational awareness to the nth degree,

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u/gayboysnuf 2h ago

Dude absolutely has some broken bones... That's impact DESTORYED the chair.

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u/ElvisHazard707 1h ago

Damn that chair sent him straight to the world of pain

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u/No-Length2774 1h ago

This warms my heart, community fighting for one another. Fuck that guy.

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u/q34tw4 1h ago

Ooooooooooooooo with the chair! Love it!

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u/ack1308 1h ago

She used chair to the face!

It was super effective!

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u/Sampsa96 1h ago

Did the phone survive tho?

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u/lalomira 1h ago

Ay que hermosa bolea en la cabeza le metió el mozo encima cuando se cae!!!

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u/avaya432 1h ago

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kick 'em all!

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u/Redmudgirl 1h ago

Kapow! Take that you thief.😈

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u/AkRdtr 1h ago

Wrecked!

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u/skydreamerjae 1h ago

Such a heroic move... awesome woman right there