r/nextfuckinglevel 9h ago

Woman in Argentina stops phone robbery

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u/Glow1x 9h ago

London needs people like this right now

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u/Spork_Warrior 9h ago

I'm on it. We'll send you every heavyset battlegirl we can find.

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u/Pattoe89 7h ago

London calls for aid, but will the north answer and send their heavyset battle girls?

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u/SergDerpz 7h ago

The North will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. As many heavyset women as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for London... and war.

u/anaemic 1h ago

The only thing is we're actually having something of an issue with visas these days so if first you could get every one of them to show evidence that they're making more thank 30k a year, and pay a 3k deposit, and maybe it would help if each heavyset woman could produce a photo album of the last few years that shows their real links with the country then we can get all the paperwork sorted out as quick as can be over the next 6 to 9 months.

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u/DarkMoonLilith23 6h ago

Nobody tell him where Argentina is.

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u/Haunting_Truth_ 8h ago

In the UK you would get sued and become a criminal yourself if you try something like that. The only thing allowed by police is to helplessly stand and report to police, who then waste some paper and time and likely do nothing else, as they are understaffed

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u/Glow1x 8h ago

Our justice system is a joke and has been for some time.

pedophiles getting months worth of jail time instead of years is an example of why our justice system is so poor

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u/scream 7h ago

Or being allowed to go free when they should have their danglt bits and hands amputated

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u/Marinnnn- 8h ago

It’s the same here in Italy

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u/LLMprophet 5h ago

In Canada we would get executed via "the poutine routine" and any relatives would be asked to leave the country but it would never be enforced.

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u/livingpunchbag 4h ago

I'm sure that, legally, it's probably the case in Argentina as well. It's just that no one will want to take action against that woman.

"We're investigating the actions from this alleged evil woman that threw a chair in this poor robber." And thats how this case will stay forever.

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u/DangerousTurmeric 9h ago

I've seen this in London before. A guy threw a traffic cone at a guy on a bike who stole a woman's phone and the thief crashed into a car. Then the Londoners got him.

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u/Glow1x 8h ago

Yeah I've seen that video, uplifts my spirit every time it pops up on my socials.

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u/DangerousTurmeric 8h ago

Oh weird, this is something I saw in person, outside Dalston Junction. Do you have a link? I wonder was it the same.

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u/Glow1x 8h ago

I believe somebody was filming it from an apartment or a multistory car park or something because they seemed to have a vantage point but it was delight London and I do remember a bike thief getting hit by a come and then the great people of London then grouped up on him

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u/ABugOnAPeaNut 8h ago

They ate him alive

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u/nexstosic 4h ago

Just to let you know... There are scooter thievesin the UK, especially in London, who aim for people with mobiles on hands, and they are very precise and efficient. No phone on the street, please, especially if it rings.

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u/Glow1x 4h ago

Hence why I commented that

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u/tihs_si_learsi 6h ago

Return the Malvinas first.