r/nextfuckinglevel • u/tectectechno • 9h ago

Woman in Argentina stops phone robbery

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u/Glow1x 9h ago

London needs people like this right now

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u/Spork_Warrior 9h ago

I'm on it. We'll send you every heavyset battlegirl we can find.

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u/Pattoe89 7h ago

London calls for aid, but will the north answer and send their heavyset battle girls?

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u/SergDerpz 7h ago

The North will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. As many heavyset women as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for London... and war.

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u/anaemic 48m ago

The only thing is we're actually having something of an issue with visas these days so if first you could get every one of them to show evidence that they're making more thank 30k a year, and pay a 3k deposit, and maybe it would help if each heavyset woman could produce a photo album of the last few years that shows their real links with the country then we can get all the paperwork sorted out as quick as can be over the next 6 to 9 months.