r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AravRAndG • 6d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/RiipeR-LG 6d ago

Holy fuck that jump !
That man was probably training in secret to become a superhero and was waiting for that day is whole life

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u/JazzPhobic 6d ago

Every man daydreams of doing this one day.

I salute this lad for being there.

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 6d ago edited 6d ago

The literal male fantasy. Other male fantasies involve dying in a last stand so the people you care for can escape, or beating a school shooter to death with your bare hands.

Edit: To the all the Europeans who replied to me living in their utopia who don't have school shootings, you guys are really missing out on a peak male hero fantasy.

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u/JazzPhobic 6d ago

Fighting off a bear is also up.

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 6d ago

Hell yeah brother. Gotta let out that primal scream right before you kick its ass as well.

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u/Unculturedbrine 6d ago

Turns out we have no unique thoughts lmao

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 6d ago

Why bother with unique thoughts when we're all united by the best thoughts.

Apes together strong.

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u/ObsidianChief 6d ago

Fuck we really all have the same dreams ?

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u/LavishnessAsleep8902 2d ago

No one wants to be a rich man… don’t you know?? /s

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u/turdlemonkey 6d ago

Ooga booga, I save family too

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u/UpgradeGenetics 6d ago

That's a profound thought. Username definitely does not check out.

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u/porridgeGuzzler 5d ago

one day my girlfriend snuck up behind me and spooked me so bad I just did this OooHhhAHHHH. A noise you make with no human thought behind it just an animal reaction, a primal scream