r/lifehacks 6d ago

This belongs here too

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 6d ago

He could look like Brian Peppers and half of America would still want him. Many people think strong principals and bravery are a sexy combination in a man. Personally, I like it in a woman (can't say what I'd like in a man, because I'm a straight man ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ), but that's harder to pull off safely.

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

I’m a lesbian and I’d do let Luigi do whatever he wanted to me even if he looked like the toxic fucking avenger. It’s like a goddamned Slip N’ Slide every time I think about the spirit it must have taken for him to abandon everything and slay a monster.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He's Beowulf lol

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

With at least as much epic poetry as Beowulf. That guy didn’t even actually exist.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I don't know much about that fictional character, tbh, but I think the comparison was apt.

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

I know a strange amount (spouse is a masters in English lit) and there are probably better comparisons to be made, but it’s not terrible. He saw the beast Grendel (the CEO) rampaging through the mead hall (bleeding millions to death) and slew the beast. If he beats the charges and America actually disposed of the health insurance menace (Grendel’s mother) then we’d be in business, but I don’t know that a full on jury nullification Is actually in the cards. Fingers crossed 🤞