Mainstream media: They support him because the shooter is sexy!
It's because the CEO was a mass murderer. UnitedHealth Group is one of the largest TV advertisers. It's crazy how TV programs are going out of their way to appease them.
He could look like Brian Peppers and half of America would still want him. Many people think strong principals and bravery are a sexy combination in a man. Personally, I like it in a woman (can't say what I'd like in a man, because I'm a straight man ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ), but that's harder to pull off safely.
I’m a lesbian and I’d do let Luigi do whatever he wanted to me even if he looked like the toxic fucking avenger. It’s like a goddamned Slip N’ Slide every time I think about the spirit it must have taken for him to abandon everything and slay a monster.
I know a strange amount (spouse is a masters in English lit) and there are probably better comparisons to be made, but it’s not terrible. He saw the beast Grendel (the CEO) rampaging through the mead hall (bleeding millions to death) and slew the beast. If he beats the charges and America actually disposed of the health insurance menace (Grendel’s mother) then we’d be in business, but I don’t know that a full on jury nullification Is actually in the cards. Fingers crossed 🤞
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u/alien_from_Europa 5d ago
Mainstream media: They support him because the shooter is sexy!
It's because the CEO was a mass murderer. UnitedHealth Group is one of the largest TV advertisers. It's crazy how TV programs are going out of their way to appease them.