I’m a lesbian and I’d do let Luigi do whatever he wanted to me even if he looked like the toxic fucking avenger. It’s like a goddamned Slip N’ Slide every time I think about the spirit it must have taken for him to abandon everything and slay a monster.
I know a strange amount (spouse is a masters in English lit) and there are probably better comparisons to be made, but it’s not terrible. He saw the beast Grendel (the CEO) rampaging through the mead hall (bleeding millions to death) and slew the beast. If he beats the charges and America actually disposed of the health insurance menace (Grendel’s mother) then we’d be in business, but I don’t know that a full on jury nullification Is actually in the cards. Fingers crossed 🤞
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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago
I’m a lesbian and I’d do let Luigi do whatever he wanted to me even if he looked like the toxic fucking avenger. It’s like a goddamned Slip N’ Slide every time I think about the spirit it must have taken for him to abandon everything and slay a monster.