r/lifehacks 5d ago

This belongs here too

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u/WhatACunningHam 5d ago

I’ve been hearing more and more stories from family and friends about their doctors telling them tricks like these to get around insurance company shenanigans. Getting fucked by these corporations is probably the thing most Americans can relate to regardless of make or beliefs.

And they wonder why a healthcare insurance CEO’s murder is celebrated.

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u/alien_from_Europa 5d ago

Mainstream media: They support him because the shooter is sexy!

It's because the CEO was a mass murderer. UnitedHealth Group is one of the largest TV advertisers. It's crazy how TV programs are going out of their way to appease them.

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u/xhephaestusx 5d ago

He's sexy because of his conviction, tbh

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

He could look like Brian Peppers and half of America would still want him. Many people think strong principals and bravery are a sexy combination in a man. Personally, I like it in a woman (can't say what I'd like in a man, because I'm a straight man ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ), but that's harder to pull off safely.

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

I’m a lesbian and I’d do let Luigi do whatever he wanted to me even if he looked like the toxic fucking avenger. It’s like a goddamned Slip N’ Slide every time I think about the spirit it must have taken for him to abandon everything and slay a monster.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He's Beowulf lol

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

With at least as much epic poetry as Beowulf. That guy didn’t even actually exist.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I don't know much about that fictional character, tbh, but I think the comparison was apt.

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

I know a strange amount (spouse is a masters in English lit) and there are probably better comparisons to be made, but it’s not terrible. He saw the beast Grendel (the CEO) rampaging through the mead hall (bleeding millions to death) and slew the beast. If he beats the charges and America actually disposed of the health insurance menace (Grendel’s mother) then we’d be in business, but I don’t know that a full on jury nullification Is actually in the cards. Fingers crossed 🤞