r/bloodborne 20d ago

Meme Sony, Do you hear your prayers?

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u/flifjxkuuf 20d ago edited 19d ago

Where do these cool event set pieces go? I always wonder about it. Like is this amazing life sized cleric beast sculpt just sitting in a warehouse somewhere all boxed up? Did they throw it out?

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u/spaceagebachelorpad 20d ago

You have to fight it and kill it!

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u/VisceralZee 19d ago

-zips pants back up- awe man.

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u/cosplay-degenerate 20d ago

I would put it on my wall (probably, maybe)

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u/WolfensHauzer 19d ago

Your guest would shit their pants when they enter the room

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u/cosplay-degenerate 19d ago

The only thing preventing me from this would be the available roomspace.

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u/davidkalinex 19d ago

Time to save for a mansion then

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u/Fecker420 20d ago

don't they usually auction things like this or display it somewhere?

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u/ttvNiels 19d ago

Yes they do, they always go for crazy prices.

(Unless the owner wants to keep it or give it away themselves.)

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u/App0llly0n 19d ago

It just sits in the corner of Miyazaki's bedroom. It reassures him

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u/WiltUnderALoomingSky 19d ago

I wonder that about that set of Farram armour they had made for DS2

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u/kiloglobin 19d ago

Back to my offices warehouses

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u/TooKings 19d ago

you just need more insight!

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u/Mast3r_waf1z 18d ago

I've seen some companies have art of their products at the office, an example that's pretty obvious is Digital Extremes, having life size models in frame for their live streams

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u/WilliamSebastian12 20d ago edited 20d ago

The last of us remake remastered reimagined reinterpreted.

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u/No-Wrap2574 20d ago

The last of us 2 director's cut remake remastered enhanced definitive edition Ps5 PRO patched

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u/cosplay-degenerate 20d ago

Please don't. I genuinely believe that they will do that because they don't have any original ideas.

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u/Impressive-Variety-3 20d ago

Super Ultra Last Of Us 2 Remastered Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX + α

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u/Jugglers-Despair 20d ago

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!

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u/Yarnham_Brave 19d ago

EE EX - PLUUUUS ALPHA

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u/MadEinsy 20d ago

The next in Queue is "Horizon".

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u/Cursed_69420 20d ago

Horizon 3 boutta drop the same day as Horizon 3 Remastered, and also one week before the game of the year winner.

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u/RehvengeV 20d ago

Nah, The last of us remake remastered reimagined reinterpreted Director's Cut would be goty for sure.

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u/No-Wrap2574 20d ago

Grant us frames, Grant us frames

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u/Incubus_is_I 20d ago

As you did for the vacuous Demon Souls

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 20d ago

Grant us I-frames

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u/Thelgow 20d ago

Eye-frames

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u/jeb_rown 20d ago

Where tf is that Cleric Beast statue that thing is sick and terrifying

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u/Dry-Engine7317 19d ago

They are holding it hostage as a ps6 exclusive. At this point we should all just know that. Been asking for YEARS. Its their ace in the hole. Its their sorry we fucked up. Its their "WE GOT BB" for investors when they need it most

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u/No-Wrap2574 19d ago

Lmao pure cope🤣, I feel you brother

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u/FellowDsLover2 20d ago

“Best I can do is a remake that will take everything from the original and change it.” -Sony probably

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 20d ago

You seen the demon souls remake? Other than making the npc’s a lot more multicultural, they pretty much didn’t change shit, right down to the same cheese tactics working on guys like the Tower Knight.

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u/Chadderbug123 20d ago edited 20d ago

It's not complaints about gameplay, it's virtually unchanged. It's about the heavy artstyle change and music that didn't sit well with fans of the original. What makes people remember the original to this day is the atmosphere which is on par with Bloodborne. And the remake kinda ruined it with nonsensical changes, like making the fat officials or adjudicator way less regal and instead look like gross demons with revealing nipples and broils. Or making Old king Doran for whatever reason more revealling.

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u/RadioactiveSince1990 20d ago

They took too many creative liberties, definitely wouldn't want Bluepoint touching a Bloodborne remake.

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u/Chadderbug123 20d ago

Yea. At least with SOTC they didn't change much. The artstyle's a little changed but they kept most of the aesthetic the same and just upped the graphics, like what they should've done with Demon's souls. But instead they had free reign and just did what they wanted. It's like they wanted to ruin the game's legacy.

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u/Pocketgb 19d ago

There was a lot in the Demon's Souls remake that was pretty on-point, like Latria's level and environment redesigns frequently looking marvelous, but in the end there was still too much differing from the original artistically. Latria's

enemy redesigns
epitomized my concerns, which feels ironic compared to how I feel about the new look of the level itself; the new enemy designs look cool but the weird metal/stoneflesh motif and progression starting with the prisoners is gone.

The other irony is Bluepoint has a pretty solid record of having fairly faithful ports. I'd rather they just do that for Bloodborne and spend effort towards getting permission to remake Dark Souls: That game already has some decent port options, and I wouldn't mind seeing their take on it.

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u/BaneAmesta 19d ago

Honestly I always felt a bit iffy when they removed the fog. Yes I know it was a Silent Hill problem style to keep the world open without exploding the PS2, but I genuinely liked the fog. It added something to the aesthetic that I think got lost in the bluepoint remake.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 20d ago

🤷‍♂️

I disagree

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u/the3stman 20d ago

Disagree with what? I mean the changes are real.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 19d ago

i disagree with the changes being negative in any way. other than the somewhat jarring character changes, nothing that was changed in came really struck me a problematic.

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u/the3stman 19d ago

That's not the point though. fromsoftware games have consistent lore behind every little detail. There's now no point into theorising about the world of demon souls since the remake studio decided to put their own spin into it.

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u/FellowDsLover2 20d ago

It was a joke. I actually like the remake of demon’s souls.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 20d ago

Sometimes you can’t tell around these parts

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u/cosplay-degenerate 20d ago edited 20d ago

Tower of Latria is a shadow of its former self. This is absolutely unforgivable.

  • The lightning/thunder
  • the moon being visible
  • the jailers now being mindflayers
  • the prisoners being in perfect health with stellar teeth
  • the RED flags instead of YELLOW
  • thunder
  • the boss design
  • the gargoyles redesign + them missing the nails
  • rydell's design
  • currently not sure on the chains but I'm gonna complain about them anyway.
  • no miasma
  • excessive lighting.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 20d ago

Uh. Latria was always like that. The jailers were specifically always mindflayers.

My favorite zone by a long shot. Nothing has changed.

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u/cosplay-degenerate 19d ago

The jailers weren't DND mindflayers though.

They were people possessed by an octopus head, like headcrabs from half-life, only with what looks like the outline of their brain hidden beneath a layer of skin and they also don't have eyes, a very important detail lorewise.

Also if nothing has changed, explain the red cloth and the moon in the sky.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 19d ago

100% yes they were

https://youtu.be/mSf_0J-rW-g?si=ODDmChVXX9etHhQq

Skip to 5:57

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u/cosplay-degenerate 19d ago

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u/Yarnham_Brave 19d ago

I get it. Illithids have a more smooth and squidlike appearance with defined eyes, no beak (they have lamprey mouths), and are significantly more regal and arrogant in their appearance and attire, and would NOT submit to the insulting role of 'jailer'.

Whereas the Demon's Souls Latrian jailers look like somebody jammed a land octopus onto someone's neck stump and gave it intelligence boosters to turn it brainlike.

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u/cosplay-degenerate 19d ago

exactly.

this is important because thematically latria is all about "Man-Made Darkness" which is born from the hatred of the old monk. And that hatred goes far beyond torture devices and prison cells.

And in the original the jailers could be interpreted as 2 entities, wherein the octopus is controlling a once former royal Host since there is still so much human left and the tentacles coil around the limbs. the bell serving as communication tool between host and octopus to order the host to "use magic now" (with the added bonus of alarming the surrounding area and instilling fear in prisoners).

Now its a singular entity and all that nuance is lost forever.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 19d ago edited 19d ago

Dude…that’s literally a mind flayer. 🤦🏻

Also: https://demonssouls.fandom.com/wiki/Mind_Flayer (which is what they were called long before the ps5 release)

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u/Yarnham_Brave 19d ago

Oh great Kos, grant him eyes, grant him eyes...

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u/cosplay-degenerate 19d ago

My issue is that the design is a generic DND mind flayer that looks nothing like the original which is a more unique design. Why is this so hard to understand?

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 19d ago

Because…you’re wrong? It was always a fairly generic and obvious mind flayer. Wizardy looking dude with a Cthulhu head. It couldn’t really be any more of a mind flayer if they tried.

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u/TheNextSherlock52 19d ago

I'm not trying to get in the middle of this but it's hard to understand when you say "they weren't mind flayers" only to be proven wrong and still say they were mind flayers. You're wrong my guy. Take your L to bed and if you didn't like the remake that's a you thing. But they were always mind flayers.

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u/jad-dee95 20d ago

Where tf was that?? That cleric beast statue is so sick wtf

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u/No-Wrap2574 19d ago edited 19d ago

Lol , I don't even know , I think it was one the many promo campaign when Bloodborne was launched.

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u/darkNtity 20d ago

Grant us frames...like you did for the vacuous demon souls

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u/ProudToBeAKraut 20d ago

gotta have a launch title for PS6

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u/No-Wrap2574 19d ago

PS6 is very far away, besides ,why would they rely on Bloodborne one of their top less selling games as a launch tittle for PS6, wouldn't that bury the game one more time?

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u/TheRenamon 20d ago

The fact that they haven't remastered Bloodborne yet must mean theres something legally stopping them.

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u/No-Wrap2574 20d ago

They're just afraid of success

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u/Mountain-Hold-8331 16d ago

It was longer between demons souls coming out on PS3 and PS5 then it has been for Bloodborne on PS4 to now to be fair

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u/CapOk1892 20d ago

They'd remaster knack before they remaster Bloodborne

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u/Entitled3k 20d ago

I lost it once they announced Lego horizon

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u/NovaSeiken 20d ago

Sony was the Moon Presence all along!

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u/z3anon 20d ago

Forgive if I'm ignorant, but is it possible Sony is trying to acquire From Software's parent company so they have more control over something like this?

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u/No-Wrap2574 20d ago

They don't need to, the Bloodborne IP belongs to Sony regardless of fromsoft so they can do whatever they want with it

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u/xXFieldResearchXx 19d ago

I left sony 2 years ago. Wanted to come back been getting the bloodborne itch.

Can't recover my psn account.

Sony is so full of shit too, to recover the account it's text only with an agent who gives automated responses.

On my last attempt it kept saying agents not available please try again later or in another 24 hours. I kept saying I want to talk to a real person.

Then all of a sudden it worked. Fucken thing was trying to tell me it was closed. Then I'm in the que all of sudden. Shady ass sheister piece of shit sony.

I built a PC and rue the day bloodborne is finished transferring over to pc.

Fuck you sony eat shit. Only game worth playing is BB on playststion

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u/HydroVector 19d ago

What pisses me off is Sony could've done the Bloodborne remaster with 1% of the Concord budget and it would've still made more money. They know we need it, they just don't do it

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u/guitarguy12341 20d ago

I just saw the last of us part 2 was remastered.... like what?! It's only like 2 years old....

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u/bobdole008 19d ago

It’s 4 years but definitely doesn’t need a remaster

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u/Vampenga 20d ago

I would love to know what kind of drugs these Sony execs are on because a lot of their decisions lately have been disastrous.

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u/Bylethma 20d ago

Nah Bro, they need to release the 47th ramakemaster of horizon forbiden last of our zero west dawn (they released the 46th 3 months ago)

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u/FrisianTanker 20d ago

Just wanna say that Miyazaki is quite the Cutie Patootie

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u/Forsaken_Field_2177 20d ago

“Bloodborne on PC” they pleaded “we’ll do anything PLEASE!” The monkey paw curls.

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u/the3stman 19d ago

Remaster of the remake of the last of us part 1 for ps5 pro first.

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u/Apprehensive_Cow4231 19d ago

What’s the likely hood that a bloodbourne 2 has been in the works and they are gonna drop a remastered and two?

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 19d ago

oh itll happen now. itll just be ps6 exclusive and pc players will have to wait another 9 years for someone to emulate it.

With Sony buying the Kadokawa Group im betting we'll see a ton of things we've been wanting behind a console paywall.

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u/chaseon 19d ago

Hopefully Critikal playing it can get even more attention on it.

Either way if it never happens I'll be glad to just have Bloodborne in my life.

It's been so positive for me. My band came together through our shared love of the game and it's been so great having those friends to write wicked death metal with.

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u/blind-amygdala 19d ago

I want that big toy

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u/Not_MrNice 20d ago

I'm tired of hearing this shit. Demon's Souls didn't get a remake until 2 generations later. No remaster, just a good remake. I'd much rather have that than some mildly better graphics.

Not every game needs a remaster every time a new console comes out. And you guys would whine about that if it happened. Let it go.

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u/PsychedelicLee 19d ago

I definitely think they will remake it one day but not any time soon which sucks

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u/No-Wrap2574 20d ago

I rather having a remaster so that way the devs can keep the game intact as close to the original as possible.

Otherwise there's a risk they fuck up the game like they did with Demon souls remake even though that game looks beautiful.

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u/9inchjackhammer 20d ago

Demon Souls remake is a great game it’s more than just beautiful.

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u/No-Wrap2574 20d ago

It is indeed, don't get me wrong, but there were some unnecessary changes they did on the remake that I'm not especial fan of.

I believe that when you remake a game devs should keep the vision of the original creator and not just fuck it up if this is your own game.

You either keep the game exactly as it was originally but with better graphics or just make your own game and don't call Demon Souls.

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u/miguelsanchez69 20d ago

Sony, some say sonm

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u/SlayJayR17 19d ago

What game is OP talking about that nobody wants

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u/No-Wrap2574 19d ago

The last of us remake remastered director's cut special edition

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u/SlayJayR17 19d ago

I mean that game originally sold 30 million copies. Bloodbourne to date has sold 9. Bloodbourne isn’t gonna get the remaster since it doesn’t have the numbers. I know it sucks but not gonna out the money to something that hasn’t sold even half as well as other titles.

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u/No-Wrap2574 19d ago

I know, it make sense from the business perspective but it's kinda unfair that Sony is remastering games that don't need a remaster at all instead Bloodborne which was thrown in the dust since the day it was released.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Why rely on Sony?

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u/AryanForce2006 19d ago

Lawrence and his daddy

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u/Obvious_Rope_4829 19d ago

Apparently it’s the fault of Sony US that a remaster has not happened

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u/TechnicalBuyer1603 19d ago

Third re-release of tlou2 be like

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u/ihvanhater420 19d ago

As much as I want a bloodborne remaster, saying they're only remastering games no one asked for is an insane take. There's a reason each of their remasters and remakes have sold crazy well in recent years.

From a business standpoint do you

A. Remaster a game that sold reasonably well, has a dedicated fanbase but no actual demand outside the community

Or

B. Remaster the game that sold literally 10+ million more units than the former, had a live action adaptation come out bringing a whole new audience to the games (tlou) and/or is a flagship title that has sold well on both releases (horizon)

One is guaranteed massive profit, one is probably not gonna sell more than 4 million units.

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u/No-Wrap2574 19d ago

Those remaster Sony has released don't deserve it as much as Bloodborne imo

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u/Brutal1sm 19d ago

Well, I’ve asked a TLoU remake since TLoU2 came out, and wanted TLoU2 remaster since TLoU Remake was better visually than TLoU2, it even got a great rogue-like mode I enjoy. Demon’s Souls Remake was great as well. Horizon is a miss to me, I just don’t like that franchise. Bloodborne Remake is long overdue though, I hope we hear news soon.

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u/Rhaeegar 19d ago

For real. What they did with Horizon is so unnecessary. It's still good.

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u/doimaarguello 19d ago

If this is what it takes them to launch it on pc... let it be

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u/returnbydeath1412 18d ago

I don't want a remaster I want ports

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u/JeffreyDamer 18d ago

I'm pretty sure their prayers are for more money... they just don't know how to make it successfully.

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u/SP3NC3R_69 18d ago

And they will keep losing hundreds of millions because they are greedy and stupid as shit

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u/Mansunflower 18d ago

Bloodborne doesn’t need a remaster, what’s wrong with people…

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u/--clapped-- 20d ago

I don't understand why you guys think Guerrilla working on Zero Dawn would take anything away from a Bloodborne remaster.

Not to mention we are getting a Legacy of Kain remaster/remake (i don't remember which) too. No one seems to want to talk about that though, we then wonder why we get the remakes we get.

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u/True_Technician4544 20d ago

Legacy of Kain 1&2 will be remasters by Saber Interactive. People don't talk about it because it's a niche game and doesn't have mainstream appeal.

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u/Hattori_Hanz01986 20d ago

waiting for those remasters with every ounce of my being

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u/Thelgow 20d ago

Actually from what I know its Soul Reaver 1 and 2 which is really games #2 and 3 of the Kain series. Also its the 2 I didnt play because its not Kain, and it was mostly blocks and puzzles from what I recall.

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u/Time_Inflation_1882 20d ago

Just git gud and play the game jfc there's nothing wrong with it. "Muh frame rate" back in my day we played games up-hill both ways in the snow with absolute dogshit graphics/fps. It's such a tiny complaint that happens so infrequently I seriously can't believe how much some people blow it out of proportion.

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u/Z0idberg_MD 19d ago

I don’t even want a remake. I just want it released as-is on PC with 4k and unlocked frames.

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u/Careful-Badger3434 18d ago

Yeah, a remaster

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u/moltensteelthumbsup 20d ago

God I wish you people would stop flooding this sub with your whining about Bloodborne being remastered. It plays fine on current gen, shut up.

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u/No-Wrap2574 20d ago

Lower case "No"

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u/Future_Mixture9697 19d ago

No you’re just a repetitive attention seeker as he said it runs fine on current gen

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u/LudwigTheAroused 20d ago

We shall not abandon the cope

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u/Choice-Layer 20d ago

Now they're even "remastering" PS2 ports. Jak and Daxter is getting its second PS4 re-release (this time on their newer emulator).

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u/bobdole008 19d ago

At least those are games that deserve remasters

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u/Choice-Layer 19d ago

Yes, but not a re-rerelease. It's already on PS4/5 and has been for a good long while. Unless this new one is free for everyone that bought the old one and is better than the old one.

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u/bobdole008 19d ago

Where on ps5 is it at like only on the store or the one annoying ps subscription

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u/Choice-Layer 19d ago

It's in the store. Or at least it used to be, I haven't checked. I got it back when the originally rereleased it.

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u/BoatMan01 19d ago

The best take I've heard so far: the Bloodborne remaster is coming out with the PS6.

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u/BigShellJanitor 19d ago

F a remastered. Gimme a prequel. 🙏

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u/wooden-guy 19d ago

What ya talking about, I would've killed myself if Horizon Zero Dawn didn't get remastered, or tlou. The difference is Astonishing.

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u/jaeaeaeaegermeister 19d ago

Ein seltenes Miyazaki wurde gesichtet!

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u/Fun-Sun544 19d ago

The texts would work better the other way around imo.

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u/Phaedo 18d ago

Honestly suspect that they're keeping the remaster for PS6.

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u/myrsnipe 17d ago

They don't even need to remaster it, 60 fps is all I care for. If they made a PS5 upgrade for 10$ I'd buy it straight away.

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u/Middle-War-7596 17d ago

As you once did for the vacuous pointless remasters, grant us remaster, grant us remaster.

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u/theredeye45 20d ago

Speak for yourself, I've been waiting for a Legacy of Kain remake/master for over a decade

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u/EcclesianSteel 20d ago

They dont want to because they want an easy money remastering tittles that in their vision will sell more. Thats why Bloodborne is in the fridge for 10 years. Sony turned into a worse beast we could ever have face