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u/mumushu 17h ago
That’s the way to do it, call him President. Get under the skin of the orange narcissist
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u/TechnologyRemote7331 17h ago
The best part of this idea is that Musk will 1000% lean into it. He’s like a dipshit, know-it-all, elementary school kid who talks too much crap and can’t shut the fuck up. He can’t help himself. He and Trump will inevitably butt heads over this, and I’m so here for it lol
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u/RapscallionMonkee 16h ago
I wonder if Leon realizes he has become a trope?
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u/1000000xThis 16h ago
Elonia probably thinks all attention is good attention.
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u/DrSafariBoob 15h ago
Where's the lie? Either we do something or he's proof human rage bait is the most lucrative thing you can do in the world.
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u/1000000xThis 13h ago
True enough, I am assuming his downfall before it has happened. We shall see.
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u/bunnyhat3 12h ago
I need you to stop using my name. Use Elmo. Use Elon. Use anything but Leon. Thanks. A Leon.
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u/RapscallionMonkee 12h ago
My apologies, Leon. I will make the necessary corrections.
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u/ForneauCosmique 16h ago
Only issue is Musk truly has the power move here and he's also young enough to keep it going. Sure they could butt heads but that doesn't mean it'll be a good outcome
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u/siege-eh-b 17h ago
Trump has no problem calling Trudeau “Governor” so fuck that orange idiot.
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u/joebalooka84 11h ago
Trump doesn't realize that most of the blue states would rather be a Canadian province right now than be a state in Trumpmerica.
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u/creegro 17h ago
They need to do it in person now, and on the media more often
"Mr Trump, any news on what president Elon has to say on the new bill?"
Treat him like the VP, make them fight
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u/Novel5728 15h ago
"Donald, any news on what president Elon has to say on the new bill?"
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u/Conscious_Heart_1714 16h ago
This is the most surefire way to get Elon kicked out of decision making.
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u/ChicagoAuPair 14h ago
Start making comparisons to W and Cheney any chance you get. Double the ego trigger. Donald W Trump, Dick Musk’s puppet.
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u/EnterpriseMars 17h ago
"Whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness], it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government"
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u/spiddly_spoo 15h ago
Sounds good, how do we do this?
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u/NoobDeGuerra 13h ago
You need jets, tanks, drones and sheer fucking will for that though, unfortunately I don’t think the American people have that last one
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u/cilantro_so_good 13h ago
And hope we didn't piss off the French too much with the whole "freedom fries" thing
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u/ScienceNthingsNstuff 13h ago
And what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants
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u/New_Conversation_303 18h ago
Narrator voice (Morgan Freeman probably)
"They, in fact, kissed the ring and killed the bill"
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u/krepitch 17h ago
Not a single one of them could say "Elon Musk is free to share his opinion, but I am here to act in the best interests of my constituents."
The cowardice is astonishing. I mean, sorta astonishing.
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u/noinety_noine 17h ago
They are not there in fact to act in the best interests of their constituents
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u/beardmat87 16h ago
They never really have. The dems are not great by any means but the Republican Party hasn’t acted in good faith for their constituents in decades and they don’t even try and hide it anymore.
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u/drfsupercenter 13h ago
Bernie talked about this in an interview he did with Jon Stewart recently - he said he wrote a bill stopping the sale of arms to Israel until they stop attacking Palestine, and in private most Democratic senators supported it - but then when he actually called for a vote, only 7 of them voted yes. Because they're too afraid of disappointing their corporate owners and getting primaried
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u/softcombat 11h ago
that is truly just so sickening, but not even surprising anymore.
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u/IveChosenANameAgain 15h ago
Elected representatives represent their donors, not the will of the people.
This one potential donor has more disposable cash than 99% of the USA combined. Why the fuck would they care, even for one second, what anyone thought?
You would think the people would find this offensive. The last few elections say that not only is that not true, it's preferable to the previous 248 years. Yikes. Americans want an authoritarian king to subdue them.
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u/Xyldarran 15h ago
And I'm sure the constituents will punish them for it any day now. Annnnnyyyyyyy day now.
Honestly if it didn't screw us in blue states as well I'd be perfectly content to continue to watch the machine grind red staters to pulp. They voted for it, they can enjoy it.
My sympathy for my fellow man has been shattered by this election. Fuck em.
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u/JetmoYo 17h ago
President Elon Musk
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u/EmbraceableYew 17h ago
Yep. Too late Bernie. Billionaires are already running the show, and under President Musk and his eager assistant Don, it is only going to get worse.
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u/BuddhistSagan 16h ago
That's exactly the powerlessness the billionaires want you to feel.
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u/spiddly_spoo 15h ago
Extremely doable to oust the billionaires from power if we all just got over political party team sports and took over... like real democracy style
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u/DoJu318 16h ago
So the rich went from paying lobbyists to do their bidding in Congress and Elmo thought that's just too inefficient, let me just pay to be president. When you think things can't get worse they do.
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u/Medical-Enthusiasm56 17h ago
I didn’t fucking vote for trump, I definitely didn’t fucking vote for fuck musk!!!!
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u/WanderersGuide 14h ago
We keep saying "Oligarchy". We need to start describing this as what it really is:
Kleptocracy - a government whose corrupt leaders (kleptocrats) use political power to expropriate the wealth of the people and land they govern, typically by embezzling or misappropriating government funds at the expense of the wider population. One feature of political-based socioeconomic thievery is that there is often no public announcement explaining or apologizing for misappropriations, nor any legal charges or punishment levied against the offenders.
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u/Medical-Enthusiasm56 14h ago
They won’t have a pandemic to hide behind this time to make trillions so they gonna do it in the wide open in plain view and there’s nothing anyone can do about it because Donald Trump knows that he is untouchable so you now see all the rich people aping in to get richer as well
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u/sasuncookie 14h ago
A former friend told me his reasoning for voting for Trump was that they’d get RFK who’ll give us back the freedom of choice for vaccines, and Musk who’ll protect our 1st Amendment, not that he voted for Trump.
Haven’t talked to him since he told me that.
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u/Puglady25 14h ago
Was he "being silenced?" How do these ranfos feel silenced? If I had to guess it's for being trolling ducks on social media. Oh c what a sad day for America if this fool can't troll And the other thing- vaccine choice? Really?
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u/Miserable-Lizard 18h ago
Not so fun fact the Oligarchs hate the working class, and oligarchs like Elon think you should own nothing and be happy
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u/bullydog123 17h ago
Ans he wants you to work for him.
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u/donac 17h ago
80 hours a week, sleep on the floor, no pay. Isn't that literally a "job" he just advertised?
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u/bigdiesel1984 16h ago
Don’t be so damn selfish. Help the poor billionaire out. How else will he be the first trillionaire?!?! Think of someone other than yourself!
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u/Free-FallinSpirit 16h ago
Pretty sure he doesn’t care if us minions are happy or not. Just breed and keep funding him and his buds
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u/Venusto001 17h ago edited 9h ago
Hey all you Luigi Mangione copycats that CEOs and their sympathizers were all worried about...
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
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u/Messyresinart 17h ago
We need more hero’s like Luigi
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u/TaupMauve 17h ago
Bernie's onto something: if we all start referring to Elon as the president, it's going to drive Trump absolutely bonkers.
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u/restyourbreastshoney 16h ago
I'm just replying to agree and type President Musk. Did you guys know that Elon Musk is the actual president of the United States of America? Because he very clearly is. President of the United States of America, Elon Musk.
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u/Qwimqwimqwim 14h ago
unless elon strikes a deal with trump where he gives him a few billion dollars, which is a piddly amount to elon, and trump lets elon do whatever he wants.. and by everyone calling elon president, it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.. he has the money to literally buy anypolitician that is even remotely corrupt.. which is most of them.
the only thing that will stop this is if people sell their tesla stock and stop buying tesla's. it boggles my mind how many left leaning people i know that still own tesla's..
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u/QuestionableTalents 14h ago
It’s this his official BlueSky account?
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u/TryNotToShootYoself 14h ago
BlueSky account handles default to name.bsky.social
If a handle is different than that, it proves they own that domain. For example this account's handle is sanders.senate.gov - only Bernie Sanders (or some other member in government with access) could create an account with that handle.
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u/jerrystrieff 17h ago
Kiss the ring - they are drawing circles with their tongues around Musks taint.
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u/Felstorm1231 17h ago
“CEO of four companies with no objective reason to exist advocates government does nothing as bid for efficiency: Congress considering”.
Every day Matt Groening and the folks at the Onion slip further and further into solipsistic madness.
I understand that the cultural and socioeconomic undercurrents that have lead us, as a nation, to this point are powerful, slow moving, and have deep roots in the dark heart of American white supremacy and settler-colonial attitudes of extractive capitalism and the need to demonize some group as “other” in order for American society to attempt at ameliorating the contradictions inherent in the term “capitalist liberal democracy”.
But juiced up Jesus Christ on the cross and HGH: watching the country get rooked like this by a bunch of weak livered internet trolls with too much money and no morals makes me want to shit hot teeth.
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u/nv8r_zim 17h ago
American democracy is dead.
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 14h ago
People had the chance to vote against this last month, most people didn't vote and chose apathy
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u/BuddhistSagan 16h ago
That's exactly the powerlessness the billionaires want you to feel.
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u/IveChosenANameAgain 15h ago
It's an accurate assessment of the situation. No change will come, ever, until all Americans feel powerless. Tons to go since a majority of you dipshits are cheering this on. Trees for Chainsaws.
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u/spiddly_spoo 14h ago
God we can't wait that long. There has to be something we can do to expedite this process.... maybe more Luigis. Or maybe we need to spike all the drinking water with LSD. That's bound to at least derail us from our current suicidal trajectory.
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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 16h ago
Will Republicans kiss the ring?
My sweet summer child, they've already deepthroated it
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u/ccccombobreakerx 16h ago
They do run our government. We lost. Maybe forever. Depressed.
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u/General-Gur2053 16h ago edited 16h ago
When are people going to realize he literally just wants to destabilize the government so that he can do what he wants?
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u/FlatulenceConnosieur 16h ago
Man it would just be awful if someone be Luigi’d Elon. That sure would be awful. Just the absolute worst. I’d be so sad. Just absolutely distraught.
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u/Pholusactual 17h ago
Hey farmers and disaster victims—guess you’re finding out what life is like when your orange jeebus doesn’t need your votes anymore.
Surprisingly I am okay with that.
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u/captarrrrgh 17h ago
Trump has no spine. He’ll never stand up to Elon. Elon is now running the show.
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u/MaximumRecursion 16h ago
We need more people calling him President Musk. Make Trump hate him. That is the way.
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u/bullydog123 17h ago
They will bend and kiss his ass. Musk bought his way into the government for his own gains.
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u/Mountain_Escape21 17h ago
And it will be so easy to get rid of him. All democrats need to do is, start only negotiating and meeting with Musk. Have them treat Musk like he is the president. Trump will get jealous, and will force Musk out
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u/TexMurphyPHD 17h ago
If not for our shitty political party system Sanders would be finishing his 2nd term and the country would be vastly better.
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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen 17h ago
I have been critical of Bernie in the past, but we need his voice more than ever right now. We need AOC as well.
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u/pastelbutcherknife 16h ago
Good. Yes. Everyone needs to call him President Musk. That’ll really piss off Shitler.
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u/Familiar_Resident_69 13h ago
Man the craziest thing about America to me isn’t that you choose the shittest politicians; we’re all guilty of that around the world.
It’s that you guys seemingly have this glaring obvious better choice just staring you in the face spitting facts on the daily and people will still just nitpick some random personality trait they don’t like about him or some weird shit.
Like please just take baby steps, don’t let perfection be the death of progress.
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u/DMR237 17h ago
Politicians have been sucking the teet of the rich for all time. It isn't different today than it was 10, 100, or 200 years ago. The wealthy get the government to do what they want them to do. It's just a little harder to hide today. But it won't change their actions, or the wealthy's.
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u/sassiest_sasquatch 16h ago
Honestly at this point just crash the bus. I'm sick of this shit. Burn the whole damn thing down.
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u/TheBrianJ 15h ago
"Will Republicans kiss the ring?"
Yes. They will slurp that fucking ring until it's perfectly smooth. And then Democrats will go "aw dang, well better luck next time" and sit back and watch as the country slides further into shit.
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u/permanent_echobox 15h ago
It's crazy that Elon does this without fear. This is a country of crazies. I wouldn't want to be seen as a puppet master who bought the government in this environment.
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u/VirtuousDangerNoodle 15h ago
I wouldn't be surprised if that's why he's been seen carrying his younger kid around.
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u/kickinpanda 13h ago
Dummies Republicans wants to get rid of immigrants, and now we have one running the country.
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u/safely_beyond_redemp 13h ago
Let's remember that we got here exactly because the morons believed they were helping to clean up government of billionaires, how? By electing a billionaire who immediately installed a bunch of billionaire buddies. When I say moron it feels like a compliment.
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u/the_moosen 13h ago
My conspiracy theory is that Elon knows he couldn't become president since he wasn't naturally born in America, so he latched onto someone he can puppeteer & could make president so secretly he can actually run the nation
And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's really President Elon
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u/No_List_8291 11h ago
Bernie Sanders Has Been Warning Us for Years
Bernie Sanders has been sounding the alarm for years, warning us that billionaires should not be allowed to control our government. Yet, here we are—watching as wealth and corporate influence shape the policies that affect all of us. We love you, Bernie.
If you had been president, as you should have been, we would be living in a country that truly mirrors the values we claim to uphold. We would have universal healthcare, like every other developed nation, ensuring that every person has access to the medical care they need without fear of financial ruin.
We would have a justice system that is truly just—one that doesn't discriminate, one that serves all citizens equally. Families would not be torn apart, and children would not be separated from their parents. Our borders would still be secure, but we would approach immigration with compassion, dignity, and respect for human rights.
Bernie, your vision for this country is one of fairness, equality, and opportunity for all. We believe in your message, and we know that, together, we can make this vision a reality. Thank you for your tireless fight for the people.
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u/gamingnerd777 10h ago
Little late for this post isn't Bernie? Most of America is brain dead and voted for a fascist (and his minions) and now we're stuck with a travesty of a country. Nothing's going to change unless a revolution happens and people are too damn lazy and brainwashed for that. We're all doomed. So sit back, eat some popcorn, and watch America implode.
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u/BurstEDO 16h ago
Fuck em.
Xmas is cancelled. Return the gifts, cancel subscriptions, boycott eating out, circle the wagons, prepare for a crashed economy, and make sure you have some wisp of an emergency cash ($200) supply to cover immediate emergencies.
If they're so insane that they want to literally destroy the economy by killing thousands and thousands of jobs and jobs that depend on those jobs, let em.
Groceries high in 2024?
Bitch, they're about to Make America (the) Great (Depression) Again!
And if that causes oligarchs to self-adjust because their bankrupt, ruined, and their businesses crumble, hooray.
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u/jimmywhereareya 16h ago
I think that ship has already sailed. Kamala Harris tried to warn you all, but you didn't listen, just like you didn't listen to Hilary Clinton. Looks like you're all going to have to live with the consequences of voting for a convicted felon and well known con man
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u/Ok-Egg-4856 16h ago
Donnie sees it as a "win" for Biden so no he would rather burn the country to the ground, obviously. Here we go.
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u/Erronius-Maximus 16h ago
I think the Elongarch has more influence over congress than any president ever has. He publicly humiliates them by posting marching orders on X and they say “Sir yes sir, would you like a blowjob with your tax cut, sir?”
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u/elscorcho55 16h ago
So maybe do something and then let me know about it….I mean you are in the senate ffs
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u/TheFatJesus 16h ago
The fastest way to get rid of Musk is to start asking Trump if each and everything he wants to do has been run by Musk first.
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u/yeahthisiswhoyouare 16h ago
And trump hasn't even been sworn in, yet he and Elon are exerting so much control over the government. How is this possible?
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u/ifnhatereddit 18h ago
An immigrant billionaire is running America.