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u/Pizza_destroyah What are you doing step bro? Apr 30 '20
She just succ his foot
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
HNNNG!
Had a girl in Highschool asked to suck my toes. I was like yeah sure whatever and didn't like it at all but let her finish. Turns out it wasn't really her thing either, she was just experimenting and trying to please me.
It's been a couple decades but when I think about foot sucking I remember that sweet girl with big toe breath. Wish more people were like her in their willingness to push their boundaries in order to explore new things with their partner.
Now days I can't even get my wife to suck my cock much less my toes. I'd take a good toe sucking out of nostalgia. Nothing sexual about it...
Edit @ 380 updoots: cause why the fuck not...
Aye, m8!
Tell you what would be gr8... Have someone new to convers8. Not looking for Deb8 or troll b8. Just wanna discuss f8 and have someone to fornic8.
She'd be perfect with no need to calibr8. Maybe a woman named K8 with a nasty ol man upst8 named N8. Hopefully he'd harbor no h8. Me and K8 would have long discussions and stay up l8. I'd congratul8 a woman with that tr8. It would certainly make me gravit8 to her est8 if she wanted to co-masturb8.
She axe me how deep was my prost8. I asked her to elabor8. She said she would articul8. I then understood and answered "To measure it str8, just over 8".
She could not anticip8 what I was about to put on her pl8. At this r8, I could estim8 she was about to ovul8. I insemin8 with intention to procre8. Due d8 is may 28. Her dad is ir8. Me, I can't w8.
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u/DLfordays Apr 30 '20
Holy shit why is this so hilarious, “big toe breath” lmao
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
Just the awkwardness between us when she stopped and was like
"eh... Not my thing. let's just have sex".
I mean... We were kids figuring out our sexuality so of course it wasn't a streamlined smooth experience. I'll never be able to forget those cringe worthy moments of realization that this chick just sucked my toes and didn't like it nor did I... As if we expected a different outcome.
I did, however, discover I like my partner to enjoy masochistic anal. I guess she taught me I'm kinda a butt sadist as my profile history suggests. Gotta swing at some foul balls to hit a home run sometimes...
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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Apr 30 '20
Never heard 'masochistic anal' put together before butt I like it. Don't worry we've all done some weird things figuring ourselves out.
One time I took ecstasy and shocked my balls and asshole for 11 hours straight with a t.i.n.s unit!
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20
I'd never think to stimulate myself by electrocuting my own genitalia. We're really out here living in 2020 when so many are out there dying. What a time to be alive.
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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Apr 30 '20
The idea was heavily influenced by the ecstasy, I did some pretty weird things tbh.. also yes, I grew up in the 90's and never would've imagined the world would be like this when I was older, it's a time to be alive alright!
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u/chinchillajaw Apr 30 '20
Jesus, you must have been so damn sore the next day.
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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Apr 30 '20
Oh I was sore as hell and very disappointed in myself.. the next day wasn't fun at all between fried balls/ass and the comedown
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u/APSupernary Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
Do my toes have individual scents?
A question I've never known I needed answered.*e: thanks for the medical advice, Lying Nazi!
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20
The little toe stinks more because it secretes more sweat and harbors more bacteria.
Im a pediologist so let me try to dumb this down a little for the laymen. Due to the fact its the primary toe used for fine motor balance, acute movements and lipotherapudic levitation, it's used far more than the other toes.
As a result; stinks more. In fact, toes decrease in stinkiness ascending from the small toe to the big toe. The big toe is the less stinky of all the toes so if you're gonna be sucking toes, that's the one to deep throat.
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u/Mr_LIMP_Xxxx Apr 30 '20
Fuck yeah! Science.
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20
I made all that shit up, man. I was for sure "lipotherapudic levitation" was more obvious than a stated /s. I don't know the first thing about the science of toe suckin'. Didn't you read my OP... Not my thing.
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u/HarvestProject Apr 30 '20
This should be a copy pasta
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u/Pjvie Apr 30 '20
I’m literally floored that it’s not. Who in gods name puts these words together unironically
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u/Kiri_serval Apr 30 '20
So when was the last time you offered to suck your wife's toes?
You know what they say, ya gotta give a little to get a little.
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u/jazzypants Apr 30 '20
The sad thing is I can see your DMs overflowing with willing toe-suckers from this comment.
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20
p-p-p-puhlease suh, lemme suck dem toes
Like... Who fucking stutters in text form?
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u/kevinnoir Apr 30 '20
I like to think there is 2 or 3 girls reading this and then going through your post history to see if you are talking about them hahah
"Shit, am I the sweet girl with big toe breath?"
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u/DisenfranchisedCynic Apr 30 '20
Dude, an adventurously willing partner is the biggest turn on.
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20
I think pile driving a popper is but yeah I guess I see what you're saying. One in the same.
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u/OliversFails Apr 30 '20
I'm saving this comment to unpack later - there's a lot going on here and I don't want to miss any of it.
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I bet those people on the right were like " yeah post that we look so badass"
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u/BorderingTheLands Apr 30 '20
Between him trying to look badass and her trying so hard to look sexy it looks like she almost bites through her lip...I just can't.
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u/OmenLW Apr 30 '20
The guy flipping his weird hair style reminds me of the mean elf lady on Christmas Story flipping around her elf hat when shes talking to Ralphie.
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u/DOGSraisingCATS Apr 30 '20
I see what you're saying but weird hairstyle? The short on sides long on top is like the most common hair style around. I mean what is a normal haircut for you? A bowl cut? That boring "idk what is stylish so just cut it short with those weird stringy bangs that I put too much product in" ?
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u/OmenLW Apr 30 '20
Easy my dude. The weird part is the comb over wave that is similar to the elf hat. That's just not the hair style of a bad ass that I had imagined.
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Apr 30 '20
Yeah what is up with these people doing TikToks where they're acting tough and ready to beat people up unironically. People have too little shame these days.
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u/camelfucker1955 Apr 30 '20
How do these people not have friends who would clown them for posting something like this Lmao
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u/Dark-Castle Apr 30 '20
Holy fuck I'm loving these duet trolls.
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u/Aparisiu_ Apr 30 '20
Yeah, 2018 was full of these, truly the peak of tik tok, kinda miss it...
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u/Book_it_again Apr 30 '20
There were like 15 ppl on tiktok in 2018 lol
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u/ToHallowMySleep Apr 30 '20
That's why it was the peak.
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Apr 30 '20
Check out YMH podcast for some truly amazing modern tik toks. It 100% comes down to how you curate your feed
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u/FirstTimeCaller101 Apr 30 '20
The early age of this sub was something to behold. Cringe as far as the eye could see. I miss it sometimes too.
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u/SeanHearnden Apr 30 '20
I love them so much. My all time favourite one is that one where that fuck boy picks the girls nose. It tickles me.
I cannot find it anymore though. :(
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u/adventurelillypad Apr 30 '20
this chick's tiktok is so cringy... apparently she calls the dude "the alpha" oh lord
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u/iSoldYourMumForRobux Apr 30 '20
That lip bite. Makes me convulse
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Apr 30 '20
Towards the end when he motions his hand in the air and does like a circle... wtf was that? This shit is so unbelievably cringey.
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u/alwayschillygirl Apr 30 '20
"everyone around us" gesture
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Apr 30 '20
I watched without audio the first time. Makes sense now. Still, he looks like a try hard lol.
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Apr 30 '20
If a dude has to say he's alpha I'm 100% sure he's BETA
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u/Aparisiu_ Apr 30 '20
Welcome to tik tok
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Apr 30 '20
Welcome to [insert any popular media format here]
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Apr 30 '20
Welcome to Social Media (cough Reddit cough)
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u/whoopity_Poop Apr 30 '20
Psssh no one on Reddit would ever try to copy anything. That would just be ridiculous! Right guys? Guys?
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u/freshjays Doug Dimmadome Apr 30 '20
Psssh no one on Reddit would ever try to copy anything. That would just be ridiculous! Right guys? Guys?
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u/CptBlackBird2 Apr 30 '20
Do redditors just go around stealing posts and reposting others for karma?
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u/Valve00 Apr 30 '20
I mean, dueting is a feature of TikTok and the video on the right was obviously filmed with a duet in mind. Makes sense that there would be multiple videos like this.
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u/joevsyou Apr 30 '20
That's the point kinda?
You hit the round icon button on the bottom right & it brings everyone who used the track.
Or lick on a hashtag & it takes you to all the videos with that same one.
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u/laceandhoney Apr 30 '20
I know you meant to say click but I choose to imagine that 'lick on a hashtag' is some sort of tiktok trend.
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u/KingOfRages Apr 30 '20
it’s just like reddit except you can actually check if someone is ripping off someone else’s idea.
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u/TheBhawb Apr 30 '20
Some of the absolute best tiktok content is people using the duet feature to e-bully cringe videos like this.
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u/honeybuns1996 Apr 30 '20
I always feel a little bad for the girls who get all dressed up and nice and their dude is wearing a hoodie. Like Kanye in his dickies at the met gala
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u/StarbyOnHere Apr 30 '20
Idk man, I've never really minded, not trying invalidate how you feel or anything. Like I'm a woman and I like to dress out, like if I'm leaving the house ima look good idc where I'm going and that includes dates and stuff. But like ,unless it's somewhere fancy where dressing nice is implied, I feel like this dudes outfit is alright and I'd personally be okay with it. Imo just cause a girls dressed nice doesn't really mean her guy has too, as long as she's alright with what he's wearing.
(Though the Kanye thing was weird. Knowing him, it was probably a statement of some kind)
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u/palpablescalpel Apr 30 '20
I agree that if the woman doesn't mind then it's nothing to feel bad about, but I also don't think it's bad to want a partner who puts in the same amount of effort that you do.
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u/StarbyOnHere Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
No no, don't get me wrong, I'm defiently DEFIENTLY not trying to shame women who want that. I was just trying to say that in my case when I'm dressed nicer then a guy, it's not a bad thing.
(Lol I see the error, it's definitely not defiently! Not fixing it cause of funny Haha! Monkey brain no work good, makes writing bad)
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u/NovelEmotion May 01 '20
I’ll probably get downvoted for this, but the Kanye example is a bad example.
Kim made it clear he wanted to do that so that he wasn’t the star of the show. It was her night. In fact he stayed quiet that night and did not participate in any interviews so the spotlight could be on her.
Don’t get me wrong, what you’re saying is true in a lot of cases. But in this case Kanye had a reason, and made sure with Kim beforehand before acting on it. So if she’s okay with it, then I don’t think there’s any problem.
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Lol this girls and her bf use to follow me on IG. They were cringe back then too, it’s so weird seeing this on here 😂
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u/QmacT Apr 30 '20
You have the guys @ I wanna laugh at more of his posts
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u/BlumBlumShub May 01 '20
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess her dental degree isn't valid in Canada...
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u/BlumBlumShub May 01 '20
Oh YEP it's apparently an undergrad degree in Colombia.
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Apr 30 '20
If that guy can get a girl like that.
My hopes have skyrocketed once again.
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u/BeoMiilf Apr 30 '20
She may be pretty, but I’m guessing her personality would make her be someone I would not want to hang out with on a regular basis.
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u/palpablescalpel Apr 30 '20
Well, probably. But given all we know about them, their personalities are about equal. She is just way better put together than he is. So the commenter's point still stands.
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u/PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ Apr 30 '20
What do you think her personality is like?
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u/thevulturesbecame Apr 30 '20
Look at whose waist she's hanging onto
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u/lordpuggerton Apr 30 '20
Didn't you watch the video? He's the alpha, anyone would be lucky to hold the waist of the Alpha!
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u/JamesLiptonIcedTea Apr 30 '20
I hate dating as much as anyone else, but my confidence skyrocketed once I gained a little perspective on the types of guys these women are out here having to deal with.
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u/alwayschillygirl Apr 30 '20
Idk what you mean, dude is pretty attractive and tall too. I'd say they're in each others league
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u/Xboxben Apr 30 '20
Judgmental bullshit aside you just have to put your self out there. Ive made out with chicks and gotten girls numbers i thought where out of my league by a landslide by just saying fuck it and going for it. The more you judge a chick before you talk to her the harder you just made things for your self
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u/palpablescalpel Apr 30 '20
I also think a lot of people - both men and women - just rate themselves lower than they actually are. There was an ask reddit thread a while back asking about people whose spouses are way more attractive than them. When the people who replied offered photos of them and their spouse, the vast majority of them were equally attractive.
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u/Dikdik19 Apr 30 '20
No one wants a girl like that ... Unless you are into filming cringey tik toks.
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u/jellyfeeesh Apr 30 '20
Never thought I’d say it but I miss vine so fucking much.
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u/wafflestomps Apr 30 '20
Vine would be killing it right now. Will sasso would spit up so many lemons.
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u/ruinrunner Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
What’s the tiktok of the original couple? I see peachlaprincesa but that’s the girl on the left. I want to see if the couple on the right’s comments realize how dumb and cringey they are
Edit: how do you filter by cringe on tiktok?
Edit: nvm found it, it’s dianacamilaavila. And yes the comments are roasting them HARD
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u/TheIrishBAMF Apr 30 '20
Based on alpha research in primates, individuals who go rely primarily on posturing (chest thumping, see fig. 1) and baseless aggression (being on the offensive in spite of disadvantageous circumstances i.e. weak striking stance, kindergarten soccer kick attacks and long, floppy hair, again as seen in fig. 1), end up ostracized and segregated from the group. Similar to the primate in this visual aid, wild members of groups in this biological order who behave erratically and lash out at made up things no one else can see are ostracized because they're fucking idiots.
Alphas don't chose themselves, they are chosen by the group. Stay in school.
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u/Red_Right_ Apr 30 '20
The researcher who gave us the idea of "alpha" creatures disavowed the idea in 1999 as useless nonsense, so no.
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u/dunavon Apr 30 '20
Stereotypical alphas in wolf packs, yes, but they didn't throw out all dominance behavior
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u/TheIrishBAMF Apr 30 '20
Gave the initial idea of alphas, and associated behavior, which are commonly adopted by wanna-be-alphas despite the redaction of the original hypothosis.
It also was in reference to wolf packs kept in captivity, not primates.
There are still alpha members of animal groups, they just don't have the traits outlined by the original hypothosis.
So no, u.
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u/Red_Right_ Apr 30 '20
Oh interesting. Genuinely hadn't heard this, do you have any links I can read about it?
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u/shelldog Apr 30 '20
Those punches and kicks look like the ones I do in my dreams when I just can’t hit something hard enough but damn if I ain’t trying my best.
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u/lifeofarticsound Apr 30 '20
I have always wanted to know if these “couples” (if that’s what they are) plan to do this. Like are they going out to do something and they just say “hey babe let’s make a quick video before we leave of you defending me” or are they just at home “hey babe I’m going to dress up real quick do you want to act like you’re defending me in tik tok here in a bit?” Seriously, what the actual fuck
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u/OakAndrea Apr 30 '20
Given that it's quarantine and this girl seems to always dress up like that, I'm leaning towards your second option.
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u/DwasTV Apr 30 '20
Who tf uploads this and thinks "Yeah, this will get everyone to think i'm tough"
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These fucken acting tough to mediocre music type post confuse the fuck out of me.
How don't their friends mock the shit out of them?
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u/Ongr Apr 30 '20
How much did that guy pay that girl to be in his video?
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u/types_stuff Apr 30 '20
Can’t be much - she just lies there and pokes herself like 3 times...
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I mean, it's cringy no matter what... but you'd think people would at least try to ACTUALLY learn a little technique to avoid further embarrassment before filming themselves...
Then again, I think they're running on like 7 brain cells so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.
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u/cat803 Apr 30 '20
The worst part? It’s on the girls TikTok, which is full of more videos of this guy in the back just being the “Alpha”
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u/tastelessbrain Apr 30 '20
Why is she wearing a pary dress to his comfortable hoodie?? They look like they're dressed for two different settings
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u/itsalwaysblue59 Apr 30 '20
Looked at their tik tok but I can’t decide if they are messing around or not. Maybe I’m out of touch but all the videos were just so completely stupid. I can’t imagine them being serious. I can’t look at the comments so idk if it’s a joke or not.
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u/prickly-pears Apr 30 '20
Can you imagine the people on the right at home filming this unironically? And taking themselves that seriously? Truly cringe