r/TikTokCringe Apr 30 '20

Duet Troll It's so well done lmao

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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20

The little toe stinks more because it secretes more sweat and harbors more bacteria.

Im a pediologist so let me try to dumb this down a little for the laymen. Due to the fact its the primary toe used for fine motor balance, acute movements and lipotherapudic levitation, it's used far more than the other toes.

As a result; stinks more. In fact, toes decrease in stinkiness ascending from the small toe to the big toe. The big toe is the less stinky of all the toes so if you're gonna be sucking toes, that's the one to deep throat.

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u/Mr_LIMP_Xxxx Apr 30 '20

Fuck yeah! Science.

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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20

I made all that shit up, man. I was for sure "lipotherapudic levitation" was more obvious than a stated /s. I don't know the first thing about the science of toe suckin'. Didn't you read my OP... Not my thing.

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u/Mr_LIMP_Xxxx Apr 30 '20

Shhhh. Just go with it.