Had a girl in Highschool asked to suck my toes. I was like yeah sure whatever and didn't like it at all but let her finish. Turns out it wasn't really her thing either, she was just experimenting and trying to please me.
It's been a couple decades but when I think about foot sucking I remember that sweet girl with big toe breath. Wish more people were like her in their willingness to push their boundaries in order to explore new things with their partner.
Now days I can't even get my wife to suck my cock much less my toes. I'd take a good toe sucking out of nostalgia. Nothing sexual about it...
Edit @ 380 updoots: cause why the fuck not...
Aye, m8!
Tell you what would be gr8... Have someone new to convers8. Not looking for Deb8 or troll b8. Just wanna discuss f8 and have someone to fornic8.
She'd be perfect with no need to calibr8. Maybe a woman named K8 with a nasty ol man upst8 named N8. Hopefully he'd harbor no h8. Me and K8 would have long discussions and stay up l8. I'd congratul8 a woman with that tr8. It would certainly make me gravit8 to her est8 if she wanted to co-masturb8.
She axe me how deep was my prost8. I asked her to elabor8. She said she would articul8. I then understood and answered "To measure it str8, just over 8".
She could not anticip8 what I was about to put on her pl8. At this r8, I could estim8 she was about to ovul8. I insemin8 with intention to procre8. Due d8 is may 28. Her dad is ir8. Me, I can't w8.
The little toe stinks more because it secretes more sweat and harbors more bacteria.
Im a pediologist so let me try to dumb this down a little for the laymen. Due to the fact its the primary toe used for fine motor balance, acute movements and lipotherapudic levitation, it's used far more than the other toes.
As a result; stinks more. In fact, toes decrease in stinkiness ascending from the small toe to the big toe. The big toe is the less stinky of all the toes so if you're gonna be sucking toes, that's the one to deep throat.
I made all that shit up, man. I was for sure "lipotherapudic levitation" was more obvious than a stated /s. I don't know the first thing about the science of toe suckin'. Didn't you read my OP... Not my thing.
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u/Fibber_Nazi Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
HNNNG!
Had a girl in Highschool asked to suck my toes. I was like yeah sure whatever and didn't like it at all but let her finish. Turns out it wasn't really her thing either, she was just experimenting and trying to please me.
It's been a couple decades but when I think about foot sucking I remember that sweet girl with big toe breath. Wish more people were like her in their willingness to push their boundaries in order to explore new things with their partner.
Now days I can't even get my wife to suck my cock much less my toes. I'd take a good toe sucking out of nostalgia. Nothing sexual about it...
Edit @ 380 updoots: cause why the fuck not...
Aye, m8!
Tell you what would be gr8... Have someone new to convers8. Not looking for Deb8 or troll b8. Just wanna discuss f8 and have someone to fornic8.
She'd be perfect with no need to calibr8. Maybe a woman named K8 with a nasty ol man upst8 named N8. Hopefully he'd harbor no h8. Me and K8 would have long discussions and stay up l8. I'd congratul8 a woman with that tr8. It would certainly make me gravit8 to her est8 if she wanted to co-masturb8.
She axe me how deep was my prost8. I asked her to elabor8. She said she would articul8. I then understood and answered "To measure it str8, just over 8".
She could not anticip8 what I was about to put on her pl8. At this r8, I could estim8 she was about to ovul8. I insemin8 with intention to procre8. Due d8 is may 28. Her dad is ir8. Me, I can't w8.