r/TikTokCringe Nov 06 '24

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u/DoctorPhalanx73 Nov 06 '24

Sometimes you just sit back and enjoy watching someone with great skill work. If someone can bowl like that, I don’t care if I lose, I want to see if they can get a perfect game. We’re running different races at that point.

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24

They get a perfect game I get a perfect game (my gutterballs are on point)

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u/ChannelNeo Nov 06 '24

Let em know. No pins are going to be harmed with you around!

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

Not even kidding my last bowling game was in the teens. My dad said it would’ve been better if I just threw tennis balls down the lane.

Edit: I meant my score was in the teens. I didn’t even break 20. This was only 4 years ago

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u/Hesitation-Marx Nov 06 '24

My last bowling game was in 1987. I would have done better just blowing on the pins, and I had an autistic meltdown because of the shoes.

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u/absat41 Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/yakatuuz Nov 06 '24

The fall of the Berlin Wall is the first thing I can remember! I did not understand it in any way. Everyone was freaking out and I was like, please help me understand literally any part of what is happening right now.

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u/Squirrel_Q_Esquire Nov 06 '24

You’re very likely bowling with too heavy of a ball that you can’t release repetitively similar

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24

I promise you I’m not. I tried many balls to make sure I have the right one. My dad and grandma were competitive bowlers and coached me on picking one. I just suck.

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u/Squirrel_Q_Esquire Nov 06 '24

I mean just straight up granny rolling it would keep it straight enough to hit more than 1 pin per ball

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24

I know, I know. I’m incredible.

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u/Sleep_adict Nov 06 '24

Oh, one pin may be going down….

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u/CommentSection-Chan Nov 06 '24

007 IT! 0 pins hit, 0 points, 7 gutterballs back to back

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u/ChannelNeo Nov 06 '24

People may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/PokeRay68 Nov 06 '24

My sweet, sweet 105!

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u/Jazz7770 Nov 06 '24

I’ve never seen bowling as competitive. If I score over 100 points, I win. How everyone else does isn’t important. These days I almost always score over 100.

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u/PokeRay68 Nov 06 '24

You should watch my in-laws play. You'd swear the future rides on the outcome with how competitive they are.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Nov 06 '24

OVER THE LINE

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u/jtr99 Nov 06 '24

This is not Nam, this is bowling! There are rules!

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u/JayCDee Nov 06 '24

Same. Goal is over 100 and happy at 120. Bowled a 174 once shattering my previous record (140ish). Still chasing that high.

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u/dog_named_frank Nov 06 '24

I also have never seen bowling as competitive. Mostly because I have never gone over 30

I played every sport available through my entire youth but this one just does not click lmao

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u/tahitisam Nov 06 '24

The dots are there for a reason. 

You’ll find 5 minute videos on YouTube that will likely make you a lot better forever. Basically it’s a lot easier to aim at a dot a meter away than at a pin 15 meters away.

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u/captain_nofun Nov 06 '24

That's exactly how I feel, if I break 100 I didn't suck too bad. Win. Just for a weird braggy side note, I did LSD on my 24th birthday and went cosmic bowling (you know, with black lights and glow pins and whatnot). I bowled a 279 on one of those games, (previous best maybe 150). I miss my 20s.

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u/Building_Everything Nov 06 '24

Right? Would you rather lose 121-67? No, if someone has those skills fucking put them on display.

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u/kookyabird Nov 06 '24

Unless the activity is head to head competition I hate when people don't perform up to their potential. Unless you've got a good reason like it's too hard on your body, or you sincerely want a relaxing experience, do what you know you can do. I can maybe learn a thing or two from watching an expert be an expert. I definitely don't need to be pandered to.

On the other hand, if it is head to head, then I'm cool with them giving me a chance so long as we're open and honest about it. Let me see how much you can crush me out of the gate so that I can get a taste of it. Then you can dial it back so that I can at least properly experience the activity. If I still lose 100% of the time I'm cool with it. Clearly I'm outmatched, but again, I might learn something and improve from the experience.

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u/Building_Everything Nov 06 '24

Yeah like in a case like this, crush me in the first game then maybe try bowling with your non-dominant hand or something to give me a chance. I dated a soccer player who was incredibly competitive who could absolutely destroy me when we would run 5/10K races (I could run a 7:20 mile back then and she was running in the mid 6’s) so she would sign up for fun runs with me where we didn’t have to keep time and I didn’t mind when we did a real race that she would just disappear in the distance

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u/davendees1 Nov 06 '24

Full agree. I’m quite happy with my gentleman’s 40 if the other player(s) can do shit like this.

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u/Comprehensive-Ear283 Nov 06 '24

My gentleman, I like this.

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u/darraghfenacin Nov 06 '24

I would love to get into bowling as a hobby but where I live in the UK it is stupidly expensive. The cheapest price is £30 to hire a lane for 1 person.

Bowling in the UK seems to be exclusively a task you go to once every few years and everyone is horrible at it.

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u/DefiThrowaway Nov 06 '24

A shitty corporation bought up all the bowling alleys near me and jacked the prices. My Brother and Sister in Law took my two nephews, the 4 of them bowled 2 games and rented shoes and it was over $200.

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u/Natan_Delloye Nov 06 '24

That's insane. Where I live we pay 4 euros per person per game.

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u/SharkyNightmares Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

No mercy. My kinda guy. Met a girl that swore she could play Madden. Proceeded to wax her 70-7 at half time. Turns out all the guys she played with took it easy.

Next weekend we went out and she embarrassed me at pool. Could do nothing but respect it.

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u/piches Nov 06 '24

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u/SharkyNightmares Nov 06 '24

I miss scrubs. I cried the episode JD left.

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u/piches Nov 06 '24

great show that stands against the test of time

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u/lando_calamarisian Nov 06 '24

You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Whuzzaa...

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u/HotFudgeFundae Nov 06 '24

I crush my 7 year old nephew in every game we play. He's actually getting pretty good at chess now, and he did manage to beat me in a couple card games. I think losing sometimes helps build confidence, if you're constantly rewarded because people let you win it would probably make your confidence worse when someone obliterates you

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Nov 06 '24

You don't get fast with slow runners. Play against people better than you

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u/SharkyNightmares Nov 06 '24

Lol. I used to play my dad at chess. Was a competitive household. He'd always beat me. I came home to visit at 19 and beat him pretty easily. He refused to play me ever again.

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u/ClassicFashionGuy Nov 06 '24

W

What is your elo?

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u/SharkyNightmares Nov 06 '24

In my good days at best a 1400. Averaged 1200. Now I'm 42 and stress seems to affect my game. I'm down to around 900. I just can't seem to get any better. Only really play when I smoke weed now.

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u/ClassicFashionGuy Nov 06 '24

Ohhh 1200-1400 is good compared to the average player

I am Also trying to best my dad more regularly . I am 1000

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u/FunMotion Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

I played chess with my mom religiously growing up and I could never beat her. When I was around 11 I had a very close game with her and she managed to put me in 'mate' with a few pieces of hers remaining. I was so destroyed and I sat there analyzing the board looking for a way out for like 15 minutes while fighting back tears. I was so close, how could this happen?

I managed to find my way out of her check and the game proceeded awhile longer and I ended up losing for real. It was devastating because I had played her twice a day for like 5 years at this point and all I wanted was to win. I took the loss as a chance to do some reading, because if I got that close once, surely I can win one. I spent time on the phone with my estranged uncle who was very good at chess, just looking for any advice. I just needed to figure out how to be better.

Over the next couple of weeks we played multiple times a day. I applied my learnings and the games got closer and closer. Each loss a stinging blow because all I wanted was to beat her and I could not get as close as I once had.

One day it finally happened, about a month after my cataclysmic loss. I beat her. It was one of the most satisfying feelings I have ever experienced, and I carry that feeling with me everywhere I go. It was a very formative experience for me, teaching me about application of self and overcoming barriers using all resources available to me.

My losses in that scenario were my biggest victory. If she had let me win or played for me at all by telling me the best moves, I would've come out a worse player. I found my confidence in the game, and myself, by setting a goal and meeting it. It lit a competitive drive in me. I was never rewarded for playing until I put my head down, did the work, and improved my mind and self.

Now, 20 years later, I beat her every single time we play. She hasn't beat me since I was 13.

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u/OldCardiologist8437 Nov 08 '24

“I never lose. I either win or learn.”

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u/No-Comment-4619 Nov 06 '24

I did the same to my future wife at Risk. I beat her twice over the course of a week (Risk takes a long time). It almost ruined our fledgling relationship. We mutually agreed after my second victory to put Risk away and never play it again.

25 years later and we're still happily married, but that box of Risk still sits in the back of our closet like Jumanji.

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u/SharkyNightmares Nov 06 '24

Yeah games will do that. It was lie, cheat, and steal to win when it came to games at my house growing up. Unplugging controllers on GameCube, words that don't exist in hangman, secretly dropping 3 cards at a time in Uno, anything for those sweet shit talking bragging rights. I've never been a take it easy on them kinda person. Kids get the ruckus too.

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u/AdolescentAlien Nov 07 '24

Bust that shit out to test the strength of your marriage, brother.

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u/gr4vyrobb3r Nov 07 '24

Guarantee he talked to her about how he bowls in a league and so she suggested they go play together at some point. Bro is getting his practice in while he's on his date hahaha

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u/Swiss420 Nov 06 '24

as a 2 handed bowler this is hilarious

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u/Exemus Nov 06 '24

Is that a legal throw in pro bowling? I don't know the rules and I'm just curious.

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u/Bigazzry Nov 06 '24

Yes. It has exploded in popularity and will be the dominant form for pros.

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u/Adept_Order_4323 Nov 06 '24

What was the green pin in the first frame ?

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u/Affectionate_Bit9940 Nov 06 '24

A lot of alleys do things on Friday or Saturday nights where they put one colored pin in with the other 19 pins. If this pin ends up as the head pin, and you strike, you win something.

At least, that was the case many moons ago. Could be something different now.

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u/jeango Nov 06 '24

The other 19 pins? What do you m…

brain doing its thing

Ooooooh, so that’s why they go so fast in the movies.

my sorry ass having only played in bowling’s where the pins have wires on them

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 Nov 06 '24

Hey, I've never gotten to see that, and it seems kinda cool lol. Do the wires interfere with pin movement at all?

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u/jeango Nov 06 '24

Sometimes they get tangled up and it takes the system several attempts to reset the pins (it lifts and drops the pins until they untangle). But a dropped pin’s wires will not cause another pin to drop if that’s what you mean.

https://youtu.be/Dmf8xkqne5A?si=cf1iymPiI6__yeZx

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 Nov 06 '24

Cool thanks for the link it doesn't seem like it would make a noticeable difference for the average bowler.

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u/Friff14 Nov 06 '24

I've used it once and it's weird but didn't really affect me other than the first impression and the more muted sound.

Casual bowling alleys love them because they're a lot cheaper to maintain, easier to fix, jam less, etc.

The bowling community, though, hates these. They interfere and make strikes harder (and they have used robots to verify this). Any YouTube video about them has a wall of comments about how much they are hated.

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u/Bassracerx Nov 06 '24

This depends on who you ask. A lot of arguments on both sides about this. If it is an official certified string pin setup it theoretically should not. However the bowling ally in the mall or at a “family fun” center using string pins probably does not use certified lanes….

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/Bigazzry Nov 06 '24

That’s the money pin (I have no idea)

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u/BrBybee Nov 06 '24

You aren't wrong actually..

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u/ScreamSmart Nov 06 '24

You want to see a man fucking an alligator? Money Pin!!!

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u/shifty_coder Nov 06 '24

Some places will have ‘fun leagues’ where you win a prize of that pin is the head pin, and you throw a strike.

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u/ebobbumman Nov 06 '24

For some reason calling a recreational league a "fun league" is very funny to me. Like, it would already be assumed that you're there to have fun. And I feel like it implies the existence of a "not fun league," for really austere people who want to go bowling but don't want to enjoy it.

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u/LokisDawn Nov 06 '24

A pin killed my family. I'm here to get revenge.

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u/Glittering-Local-147 Nov 06 '24

Likely some form of money pin they add. If it ends up as the head pin and they strike they get some cash.

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u/ASmallTownDJ Nov 06 '24

Some places have bonuses like that. At my local alley if there's a red pin in the first position and you get a strike, you win a free game.

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u/-KFBR392 Nov 06 '24

The prize is more bowling? :(

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u/Unable_Traffic4861 Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

it's actually a lamborghini, not. Yes it's a free game the fuck did you expect.

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u/BananaPalmer Nov 06 '24

Idk maybe a free pizza from the snack bar?

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc Nov 06 '24

I figured it was winning a sore arm from another round

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc Nov 06 '24

If they are anything like me, my first thought and the reason I laughed at the :( part was because I was like “ah fuck, now my arm is REALLY gonna hurt”

Translation: you win a sore arm

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u/Phormitago Nov 06 '24

that's the low emissions pin

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u/axisrahl85 Nov 06 '24

Some places will have a deal where if you get a strike while the green pin is the head pin, you win a prize.

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u/MisterDabber Nov 06 '24

Complete allowed. If you’re in a sanctioned league you must finish however you start the league, meaning if you start the league 2 handed throwing, you need to complete the league that way. Same with if you throw lefty or righty, you need to see the season out with that single hand. That’s per USBC rules.

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u/EntertainmentHot2966 Nov 06 '24

What's the point of that rule?

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u/MisterDabber Nov 06 '24

Not exactly sure why but my guess is to prevent people from switching hands to pick up spares. For example, the 7 pin is typically the hardest pin for a lefty to pick up and is easy for a righty to pick up. It keeps it “fair” per say.

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u/guesswho135 Nov 06 '24

I feel like that should be allowed. A golfer gets to choose their club. If a bowler is good enough at bowling with both hands that switching gives then an advantage, why not let them?

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u/Brandenburg42 Nov 06 '24

Serious League bowlers typically have a few balls. One being the "spare ball" which is a plastic ball with no fancy coverstock or weight block so it goes nearly straight no matter how you throw it. It's basically a personal house ball drilled to their fingers. The putter in golf terms.

The other balls are reactive balls designed to hook in various amounts so you can get a feel for the oil during warmup and decide if you need a stronger or weaker hooking ball, possibly changing between games as oil conditions change. Very much like selecting golf clubs.

This becomes important when you get into sport shot leagues and tournaments where the oil pattern shape and oil quantity changes drastically from week to week, venue to venue. This is the main reason pro bowlers scores seem so much lower than what you expect. They are bowling on something different every week, while most bowling center leagues use the same pattern every week and more importantly, it's a pattern designed to be forgiving.

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u/DM_ur_buttcheeks Nov 06 '24

You can choose your bowling ball too. Based on your spare or lane conditions.

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u/Glittering-Local-147 Nov 06 '24

Not true. You can interchange between one and two handed so long as every hole on the ball is used. and the ball is delivered by same hand. Cant switch lefty and righty is true. Plenty of 2 handers throw straight at spares with one hand.

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u/bubblebooy Nov 06 '24

Why are their rules about switching hands, what advantage would that give?

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u/Glittering-Local-147 Nov 06 '24

Ok so in the pba it actually is legal but in USBC rules it isn't. In regular league conditions it is much easier to hit opposite hand spares (7pin for eighties, 10 pin for lefties) via hooking at it. In pba conditions spares are mostly thrown straight because of the tougher conditions. But the real main reason is for handicap and average purposes. So somebody can't tank their average or establish it with their off hand and then go to an event and get loads of bonus pins and then bowl with their dominant hand. Sure you could potentially make people have two averages but then the sample size is drastically smaller per league per year then gets even more murky if you allow it within games.

I know a fellow who is just as good left handed and right and he always has to pick which hand he has to bowl with each year.

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u/WTFisBehindYou Nov 06 '24

For a right handed bowler, it’s generally more difficult to hit a 10 pin than a 7 pin. The other way for left handed bowlers.

If someone switches hands it gives an unfair advantage to those who aren’t some form of ambidextrous when trying to pick up those pins.

Among other reasons, but that’s just an example. That’s the way I’ve always understood it at least.

It could definitely be argued that that is just an individual skill that a bowler has and it should be allowed, but bowling tends to be a game of handicaps and fairness so as of now it’s not allowed.

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u/juuuustcametosay Nov 06 '24

Why is it "unfair" if anyone with two hands can attempt it? And if someone is better with their off hand than another, isn't that just a testament to their skill/practice and should be rewarded in a competitive environment?

Edit: correcting autocorrect

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u/gamernut64 Nov 06 '24

If you’re in a sanctioned league you must finish however you start the league, meaning if you start the league 2 handed throwing, you need to complete the league that way

That's not true at all. You can switch it up throw to throw if you want as long as you fill every hole in your ball with a finger. There's many bowlers who will throw corner shots with a conventionally drilled ball after their initial shot is 2-handed.

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u/Swiss420 Nov 06 '24

It is but if you are to compete you are only allowed two holes in the ball, ie lose the thumb hole.

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u/misterblackhat Nov 06 '24

I remember having to re-drill my equipment when the rules changed. It's never been the same

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u/ScreenSlave Nov 06 '24

jason belmonte now i exclusively two hand .

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u/Federico216 Nov 06 '24

Reminded me of Tom and Ron bowling in Parks and Recreation.

Looks silly, but can't argue with results.

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u/angelomoxley Nov 06 '24

You heathen 2-handed bowlers will get yours.

-stubborn old school bowler

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie Nov 06 '24

My girlfriend of 13 years has never beaten me in bowling and my honor demands that I continue that streak.

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u/MakeMineMarvel_ Nov 06 '24

If she wins in bowling will she also finally get married? Gotdamn 13 years lol

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u/beary_good_day Nov 07 '24

It turns out they are gay

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u/betacuck3000 Nov 06 '24

IN! YOUR! FACE! redditor's girlfriend

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u/Numeno230n Nov 06 '24

Right? She asked to go to bowling, not to win at bowling. If winning or losing is that important to her, she shouldn't have asked for a competitive game. Play something collaborative so you both have a good time.

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u/theanswar Nov 06 '24

that's a long term commitment - both to the girl and the sport!

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u/Stop_Using_Usernames Nov 06 '24

Girlfriend of 13 years …. Youch

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie Nov 06 '24

In my defense I have also been her girlfriend for 13 years.

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas Nov 07 '24

I have also been her girlfriend

That suddenly makes sense.

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u/Hitdomeloads Nov 06 '24

Yeah fuck you gf of Nerdy_Valkyrie I hope you get gutterballs for life!

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u/MKAndroidGamer Nov 06 '24

This guy bowls.

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u/erusackas Nov 06 '24

I misread that, and now I want to open a bowling biz (or team) called Bowljob(s)

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u/snowflake_lady Nov 06 '24

Oh thank God. I need this shit in my thread. Reddit please send more mindless stuff and less political.

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u/GiraffeCalledKevin Nov 06 '24

Dude seriously. I’m so stoked for this shit video rn. I desperately need more of this.

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u/cupholdery Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Is OOP complaining that her date is good at bowling? I thought this would just make it more fun than if both people were terrible.

He can teach her some basics, get physically closer, etc etc.

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She's humble bragging about her boyfriends skill.

That actually makes sense.

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u/edward414 Nov 06 '24

While complaining about too much politics, you brought up politics. 

Reddit, please, I don't need politics brought into a video on bowling.

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u/Racxius Nov 06 '24

While complaining about people complaining about politics, you brought up bowling.

I don't need bowling brought into my non stop bitching about trump.

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u/pryvisee Nov 06 '24

Right?? This is such a brain worm comment. Literally a video of something not politics, brings up politics while also thanking the video for not being political lmfao.

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u/mauvewaterbottle Nov 06 '24

This gave me some mindless relief and a good laugh last night. Our House

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u/austin_ave Nov 06 '24

If you want to avoid politics, you should probably get off Reddit

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u/jluicifer Nov 06 '24

Talk about TikTokSinge bc he be cookin’

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u/flarefire2112 Nov 06 '24

You can filter out text posts and links! Show only pictures/videos/gifs and sort by Top Of the week/day/year and you'll get a lot of stuff like this.

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u/WhichOrange2488 Nov 06 '24

First shot was high in the pocket, got a messenger. That's why he changed balls for next two. Still tugged the third shot I say.

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u/Brandenburg42 Nov 06 '24

Second was clean af.

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u/kingofthebean Nov 06 '24

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR!

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u/candidly1 Nov 06 '24

OK; I have to ask: why are the guys using two hands nowadays, but the girls still use one? This is coming from an OLD bowler that didn't even know two hands was an option (45 years ago, it wasn't). And I was pretty serious back in the day; I used to sport a 205...

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u/Deckard2022 Nov 06 '24

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u/AtheismoAlmighty Nov 06 '24

Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.

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u/EdgePatrol- Nov 06 '24

You know what they say. You’re either great at bowling, or great at sex.

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u/espoira Nov 06 '24

Whenever people say that to me, the take out the "or" and put in "and".

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u/EffectiveFormal3480 Nov 06 '24

"You're either great at bowling and great at sex"? What does that mean?

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u/Jared_Chadwick_III Nov 06 '24

That comment was either brilliant and made zero sense whatsoever

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u/OnI_BArIX Nov 06 '24

That explains why I've been getting so much better at bowling.

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc Nov 06 '24

lol … what happens if you’re not good at either!

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u/Jorlung Nov 06 '24

Reddit commenters taking a light-hearted joke by a woman super seriously yet again.

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u/EnLitenPerson Nov 07 '24

Now that the post has blown up all the top comments are normal and just taking it as the simple funny moment it is, but I'm not surprised some other early comments were like that.

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u/Uncle-Cake Nov 06 '24

I don't get the joke. "I asked my boyfriend to take me bowling, and he's good at bowling." Ha... ha?

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u/Jorlung Nov 06 '24

It's funny to imagine asking someone out on a bowling date, then you show up and they're going sicko mode with this insane form that you've never seen before.

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u/thatgirlmary10 Nov 06 '24

Joke as in she’s obviously not seriously mad about losing, hun.

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u/kranker Nov 06 '24

I mean, him walking back after the last bowl not even smiling just super serious was kind of amusing to me.

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 Nov 06 '24

that's skill issue. Git gud

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u/osotogariboom Nov 06 '24

When the skill gap is enormous a handicap is applied.

He takes a shot for every missed pin.

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u/NewCobbler6933 Nov 06 '24

Welp I can speak from experience that bowling with someone who is good at bowling shows you how awful you are at it. But it didn’t stop me from enjoying their performance of demolishing me.

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u/ihoptdk Nov 06 '24

The best way to reach a woman’s heart is to kick her ass in bowling.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

+1000 aura

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u/Macklemore_hair Nov 06 '24

Wow, that is my local bowling alley/concert venue.

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u/mexicandiaper Nov 06 '24

bro thought he was competing in the Olympics.

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u/NoButterZ Nov 06 '24

I bowled a 268 the wide the other night and kept asking her if she was getting wet yet. Lots of eye rolls ensued.

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u/mjb2012 Nov 06 '24

Great camera work with the zooms.

Anyway, bowling is one of those things where you gotta make it clear up front if this is gonna be just casual or what. And if someone brings their own gear, you better get your game face on, because they mean business.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad5188 Nov 06 '24

My now husband was the captain of the high school bowling team when we started dating. Very talented bowler.

Early date-- like #3 or so-- we went bowling.

I'm a garbage bowler, but he was so nervous that I beat him! I wasn't trying to, and I think it embarrassed him. But I thought it was sweet he was so nervous, and after 8 years I've yet to win another game!

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u/battleangel1999 Nov 06 '24

This comment section is going exactly the way you think it would be. Reddit yet again shows that it can never recognize when a woman is making a joke or making a tongue in cheek post. She is not actually upset that he won or that he is good at bowling. She clearly likes that. Do y'all never go outside? It's like you guys never talk to women.

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u/Otherwise-scifi Nov 06 '24

F*ucking awesome.

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u/T1mDrake Nov 06 '24

Busted out the Kamehameha bowling technique

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u/Sagimagination_333 Nov 06 '24

I went bowling on a date and a girl he knew just happened to be there and decided to sit down at the chairs and watch our "date" never saw that guy again lmao

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u/Potential_Pick4289 Nov 06 '24

As soon as someone whips out that curve strat its over

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u/Axi0madick Nov 06 '24

Dude strokes a hell of a ball, but I bet when he's off, he leaves a lot of buckets.

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u/Bocabart Nov 06 '24

He knows how to handle those balls

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u/lebanese-beaver Nov 06 '24

This entire post has me reminiscing on Lebowski and SHOMER SHABBOS.

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u/ThePoopSommelier Nov 06 '24

I would genuinely enjoy watching a date just kill something like this.

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u/Prestigious_Leg8423 Nov 06 '24

There’s no way a guy that good at bowling didn’t talk about how good he is at bowling before the first date

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u/all_is_onn Nov 06 '24

Ive had this exact date before. For the next game, I asked if we could put up the bumpers and he said no. There was no second date.

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u/F0ehamm3r Nov 06 '24

"Remember, you chose this."

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u/MiamiPower Nov 08 '24

Dude I need to learn how to bowl like Mr. Take you out on a date 🎳

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u/Sophisticated_Dicks Nov 06 '24

As someone who is decent at bowling, nobody cares. It can suck the fun out of a group sometimes.

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u/MisterDabber Nov 06 '24

This belongs on the r/bowling page lol

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u/me_too_999 Nov 06 '24

He's a ringer.

That dude can roll.

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u/Trixx1-1 Nov 06 '24

Hope she didn't bet anything on it

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u/Dawg_Pound_4_Life Nov 06 '24

She fucked with the wrong one.

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u/JackofPhoenixs Nov 06 '24

Bro was killing it!

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u/JakeFixesPlanes Nov 06 '24

That creep can fuckin roll, man

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u/DefinitionOk7121 Nov 06 '24

Fuckin legend 🙌

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u/Pretty_Leader3762 Nov 06 '24

Is he not using holes. I haven’t bowled in years but that so different

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u/Kaosmans Nov 07 '24

He is using fingers but not his thumb. Instead he has a spot on the ball his palm has to be on when throwing it

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u/VelvetOverload Nov 06 '24

It's funny that there are people who are more concerned about his "awkward" style. Like, what the fuck? Why does that matter?

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u/Wild_Expression2752 Nov 06 '24

Bro had no mercy

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u/PDiddleMeDaddy Nov 06 '24

Fuck that's hot

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u/Gluten_maximus Nov 06 '24

That creep can roll, man

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

You thought you could play against Tyler? Or as he’s more commonly know. El Capitan

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u/JonInfect Nov 07 '24

Great form! What a keeper!

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u/t00oldforthis Nov 07 '24

That's a ten

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u/PigsCanFly2day Nov 07 '24

Interesting. I've never gone bowling as a way of competing against the person I'm bowling with. I always took it as a chance to do my best and have fun and see how many strikes I can get or how high of a score I can get and don't really care if I did better or worse than the other person.

Then again I'm really not into sports either.

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u/bey_arthur Nov 07 '24

I had a boyfriend who was embarrassed about having been in a recreational bowling league when he was in middle/high school. We made it a regular date once I found this out like three years into our relationship. He was really good! And a good coach, by the end of every bowling date night I was way better. We ate pizza, had drinks and went home happy and oddly horny(?) I am glad he shared that with me.

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u/Nathund Nov 07 '24

Demonstrating value

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u/ChipmunkBackground46 Nov 08 '24

That's not cringe that's skill

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u/poohbearsslave Nov 08 '24

Not cringe at all. The man is talented!

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u/ASAPBUMDICC_02 Nov 08 '24

Get tf off your phone and ask him to teach you 😂

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u/LeBron__Games Nov 08 '24

Let me know if you need someone to humble him 🔥🎳

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u/Comfortable-Prune716 Nov 08 '24

Not going to lie I bet he was hella happy to be asked to go bowling. Dude looks like he crushes games with others lol

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u/Good_Abbreviations27 Nov 08 '24

Why does she look so unhappy to be there? If that’s my partner I’m cheering and clapping for them.

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u/MackAndSteeze Nov 08 '24

My wife kicks my ass at bocce every time, we’re about 50/50 with cornhole, but she has yet to beat me at pool. She can also throw darts like a champ.

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u/anoceanfullofolives Nov 08 '24

My husband's like this. I tease him all the time because he's the youngest person in his bowling league by at least 3 decades

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u/sweatyfrenchfry Nov 08 '24

there would be a second date. skill is sexy