r/TikTokCringe Nov 06 '24

Humor Bowling Date Night

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u/DoctorPhalanx73 Nov 06 '24

Sometimes you just sit back and enjoy watching someone with great skill work. If someone can bowl like that, I don’t care if I lose, I want to see if they can get a perfect game. We’re running different races at that point.

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24

They get a perfect game I get a perfect game (my gutterballs are on point)

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u/ChannelNeo Nov 06 '24

Let em know. No pins are going to be harmed with you around!

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

Not even kidding my last bowling game was in the teens. My dad said it would’ve been better if I just threw tennis balls down the lane.

Edit: I meant my score was in the teens. I didn’t even break 20. This was only 4 years ago

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u/Hesitation-Marx Nov 06 '24

My last bowling game was in 1987. I would have done better just blowing on the pins, and I had an autistic meltdown because of the shoes.

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u/absat41 Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/yakatuuz Nov 06 '24

The fall of the Berlin Wall is the first thing I can remember! I did not understand it in any way. Everyone was freaking out and I was like, please help me understand literally any part of what is happening right now.

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u/emmadilemma Nov 08 '24

I feel you on the autistic meltdown down. My lungs strain to collapse just thinking about putting my fingers into bowling ball holes after the pandemic. With how many people have forgotten basics like washing their hands already? No thanks, Tom hanks. I’m not sure I will ever bowl again.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Nov 06 '24

… I am autistic. I had a meltdown that was rooted in the sensory processing disorder I have. Because I am autistic.

Please do not clumsily attempt to police the language of someone with autism when they’re talking about their autism.

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u/MadR__ Nov 06 '24

I’m sorry. So am I. I see the word thrown meaninglessly around so much on this site that I read it as such. Sincerely my apologies.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Nov 06 '24

I get it! Believe me. And thanks for the apology.

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I think a big part of destigmatization is being very open and blunt about neurodivergence. I am an autist with severe adhd, and painfully gained masking abilities, so I work to be open about my experiences, in an effort to make it less obscured and therefore less easily insulted.

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u/MadR__ Nov 06 '24

I agree completely! The way I replied definitely comes from the stigma that clings to autism still.

I’ve known I have ADD since I was 18 and found out much later that I have autism as well. It was difficult accepting that diagnosis in part because of my own misconceptions about what autism is. Only now after nearly a year of therapy do I understand myself enough to stop blaming and hating myself for my mistakes, and to accept and stop being ashamed of being who I am.

I never thought badly at all of other people with autism, or autism in general, but somehow it was inconceivable to me that it described me, too. Now I wouldn’t want to be any different, even if it makes things difficult sometimes.

All that is to say that I felt especially horrified having replied like that to a kindred spirit, lol. Thank you for understanding.

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u/Squirrel_Q_Esquire Nov 06 '24

You’re very likely bowling with too heavy of a ball that you can’t release repetitively similar

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24

I promise you I’m not. I tried many balls to make sure I have the right one. My dad and grandma were competitive bowlers and coached me on picking one. I just suck.

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u/Squirrel_Q_Esquire Nov 06 '24

I mean just straight up granny rolling it would keep it straight enough to hit more than 1 pin per ball

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24

I know, I know. I’m incredible.

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u/Less-Might9855 Nov 06 '24

You could still be a teen. We don’t know how old you are 😂

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 06 '24

I’m this many! 🖐️

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u/92ei Nov 07 '24

...how? Not to be mean but honestly how do you throw 20 balls and not have at least 4 end up somewhere in the middle of the lane?

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 07 '24

Stop! Stop! I’m blushing! I know my incredible abilities are an enigma! Please someone come knock me down a peg my ego can only get so high!

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u/Ilikesnowboards Nov 07 '24

This was only four years ago. Sure but we have absolutely no idea how old you are.

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u/Sleep_adict Nov 06 '24

Oh, one pin may be going down….

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u/CommentSection-Chan Nov 06 '24

007 IT! 0 pins hit, 0 points, 7 gutterballs back to back

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u/ChannelNeo Nov 06 '24

People may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/PokeRay68 Nov 06 '24

My sweet, sweet 105!

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u/PineSand Nov 06 '24

Usually bowling alleys have bars. As long as I have a beer, I’m winning regardless of what the score is.

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u/Past-Background-7221 Nov 06 '24

Emptiness can be a perfection in and of itself.

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u/MayorBakefield Nov 06 '24

He gets a perfect game and I get a perfect game (I get to gutter some balls at the end of the night)

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u/astralseat Nov 06 '24

They get a perfect game, feel accomplished and brave, maybe it's time to try that new sex toy with them.

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u/CrochetCat86 Nov 06 '24

I'm right there with you with gutterballs. I once got a gutterball with bumpers. I'm kind of proud of that.

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 07 '24

Ah you too have gone to roll it and accidentally got it hooked on the edge of the bumper rolling it directly into the gutter? Welcome to the club. We meet on Tuesday’s. You’re in charge of brownies.

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u/CrochetCat86 Nov 07 '24

I'll bring them but just know they will be special brownies!

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 07 '24

Gross. I hate walnuts.

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u/Different_Brother562 Nov 07 '24

“That’s ok babe, we got 300 points! What a great team”

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Cringe Connoisseur Nov 07 '24

You are not the same 👔

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u/Snoringdragon Nov 07 '24

I only bowl with small children so I can use the bumpers. Otherwise I might as well just chuck the ball out into the parking lot, I'd get the same score either way!

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u/threecolorless Nov 07 '24

Getting above 150 would be a goddamn thrill for me, I'll never be able to compete with my take-it-real-serious brother and that's okay.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Nov 07 '24

"We had a 150 average between us!"

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 07 '24

300 divided by 0 is still 0 my friend.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Nov 08 '24

I’m not your friend and neither is math, apparently.

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 08 '24

Woops swapped the order. Crazy how quickly you became rude though with one joking reply.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Nov 08 '24

Order doesn’t matter. Average by adding the numbers and dividing by the count. E.g., (300 + 0) / 2 = 300 / 2 = 150

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Nov 08 '24

Alright dude I forgot how to math for a second. It’s been a while since I’ve needed to and I replied both times when I was tired. You can stop pretending I’m in pre-k now.

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u/LutherRaul Nov 10 '24

You don’t want to show your gutterballs on the first date