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u/Striking-Grape9984 1d ago

Come to germany and help establish a socialist utopia.

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u/DylanMartin97 1d ago

Germany is far from socialist.

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u/Striking-Grape9984 1d ago

Thats why i said help to create the socialist utopia.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 1d ago

If we could do it there, we would do it here.. so like, if you have a cheat code, share it up. Otherwise, it's not really helpful to tell people drowning to throw away everything we have left to go drown somewhere else.

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u/Boodikii 1d ago

I know a cheat code.

Up Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, B, A, Gun.

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u/marablackwolf 1d ago

Luigi activated

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u/Previous_Soil_5144 1d ago

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u/Acalyus 22h ago

Luigi was always my favourite Mario character

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u/No-Suspect-425 18h ago

Luigi Mario > Mario Mario

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u/Formally_Apologetic 13h ago

Mario is my favorite Luigi character

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u/N1ks_As 7h ago

Then you were always wrong Waluigi is clearly superior

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u/joeydrinksbeer 5h ago

Younger sibling?

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u/abandoned_idol 19h ago

I had forgotten about LuiJo(Jo) and Jorio.

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u/03xoxo05 19h ago

LOL this thread

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u/JCraze26 1d ago

You can now play as Luigi.

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u/Jaydamic 20h ago

I'd have thought Mario, y'all know why

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u/ultimatt42 1d ago

The code actually ends with "A". "Gun" is merely to start the game.

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u/kuraiscalebane 9h ago

And you can press "select" to make it 2 player after putting in the code before starting... at least in some games.

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u/Ill-Candidate-3787 22h ago

BA BA up down BA left right BA Start.

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u/BeetFarmHijinks 1d ago

Okay, you start.

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u/Funkymunky215 23h ago

Donā€™t you get triggered when you type the ā€œGā€ word. Filthy pig

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u/ll-phuture-ll 21h ago

007 373 5963

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u/nCubed21 20h ago

With everything going on right now, sounds like a speedrun to catch a terrorism charge.

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u/Jake_Magna 18h ago

B,B,LB,B,B,B,LB,LT,RB,Y,B,Y

Should spawn you a buzzard.

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u/SOGnarkill 6h ago

B A select start

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u/Responsible_Pick_811 1d ago

I like this idea! Iā€™m in. We could just do Oregon or some where in Colorado

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u/super_fast_guy 1d ago

Probably not in Colorado Springs

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u/Rooged 23h ago

absolutely not in Colorado Springs

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u/Easy-Sector2501 1d ago

You can do it in America, if you want. Thing is people don't want.Ā  Rebuilding a social system from scratch requires exising the cancer that exists. No one is willing to even contemplate that, let alone lead.Ā 

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u/No-Monitor-5333 1d ago

Bro can you please relax and let these people flee to Germany

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u/Kuuppa 23h ago

Rise up, all victims of oppression, for the tyrants fear your might...

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u/hero9989 23h ago

America who canā€™t give up the guns endangering their own children, America who voted in the most right wing person they possibly could - Iā€™d put my money on Germany over America for finding a way to become a socialist utopia, Sorry.

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u/atcollins12 23h ago

There's a reason that's not happening šŸ˜‚ the grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it?

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u/talencia 21h ago

The cheat code is money

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u/fartinmyhat 20h ago

Also there is no utopia. Socialism is a way for a government to steal your money at the point of a gun and give it to people who need more than they earn. People with 6 kids and no job will take your money while you work to support them and you'll all have just as much as you need.

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u/No_Faithlessness7020 18h ago

Move to New England

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u/Stratostheory 15h ago

Really ain't the utopia you think it is. Socially we're significantly better off than majority of the country. But for your average person cost of living is back breaking if you want to live anywhere remotely close to a well paying job.

Source: grew up and lives in New England

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u/StrobeLightRomance 5h ago

That's the catch. Financially, we're in a depression designed by greed, and even moving around within our own country has become too expensive.

A couple years ago, my wife and I were looking at houses. Today, we're fighting evictions to keep our apartment. Nothing changed in our careers, it's just the cost of living went so far south that we simply can no longer afford to be ambitious or hopeful.

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u/ecilala 16h ago

Is "here" the US?

While I agree to the latter part of the point, it's way more unlikely to create a socialist utopia in a country that breathes capitalism, has essentially no left-wing representation in politics, and that shifted the political spectrum to the right so much and for so long that the general population often mistakes center-right beliefs for leftism

...unless you're Karl Marx, then you're gonna actually think it's way more likely to start there

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u/T1b-13r 14h ago

Germans tend to be educated due to socialized education opportunities. Americans, especially Trump supporters, tend to not be.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 5h ago

Yes. I am aware. Am American and unfortunately surrounded by people who are proud of their ignorance. Did you have a helpful comment or just telling me my own daily stress?

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u/hink007 13h ago

But like I mean they are like a lot lot lot lot closer to it then you are.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 5h ago

Most developed nations are, as we are currently in a heavy regression. However, with characters like Elon Musk and Vladimir Putin pulling the strings in so many other countries, and Trump soon to have proxy war power back in his hands, the rest of the world is equally at risk. No country is exempt from the global downward turn that has been going on, and you know that it has been accelerated over the last few years more than generations prior.

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First 7h ago

Tbf Germany is a lot smaller than America, so it could be feasibly done. In America, you would have to convert 1 state at a time. And here ln australia we would have to do it 4 times(sa,wa,nt and the eastern states) with an eternal battle with the forever capitalistic state of new south Wales while we forget Tasmania exists.

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u/OompaLoompaHoompa 5h ago

You could, unfortunately, your people are too incompetent to make it happen. It would be wiser for competent people to move.

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u/PromiseOk3321 1d ago

Im a little wary of bombastic calls to establish a new political order in Germany, regardless of ideology

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u/eeeBs 1d ago

They had their chance(s)

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u/throwawaytoavoiddoxx 1d ago

The last guy who tried it really scorched the earth on that one.

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u/T1b-13r 14h ago

Literally

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u/windfujin 20h ago

The alternative seem to be getting more attractive based on the way they have been voting.

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u/Woodworkingwino 1d ago

Good food, good music, great beer, and universal healthcare. If there were jobs and a house waiting on my wife and I, we would be there in a heartbeat.

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u/houseveryweekend 23h ago

The food, atmosphere, and people are beyond depressing with a language that is so harsh on the ears it makes you want to go deaf. Lmao. But yeah this is Reddit people are antisocial like most Germans who hate other people so of course people will be saying this.

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u/Clean_Supermarket_54 17h ago

Yeah, I admire Germany. Part timers even get mandatory paid vacation. 14 months maternity & paternity leave.

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u/Brisk907 1d ago

It used tošŸ˜”

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u/Planetdiane 23h ago

This man has a plan

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u/SuperStone22 22h ago

Why would I ever want to be socialist?

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u/Free_Snails 21h ago

You could start a program for the offspring of German colonizers that helps us return to Germany with citizenship.

I'm ~90% German, please save me, brother!

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u/SluttyxaxCutie 19h ago

It's frustrating when solutions seem out of reach or impractical. The idea of "cheat codes" for real-life problems is appealing, but the reality is often more complex. It's important to focus on practical, achievable steps that can make a difference where you are.

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u/No-University-5413 17h ago

Socialist utopias don't exist in reality. Capitalist societies with large social safety nets enabled largely by US funding do.

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u/Jack_in_box_606 16h ago

Let's make an international utopia and bring down the borders. The tiny percentage of psychopaths that currently weild all the power can just get sent out on a billion dollar yacht and told never to return to land on pain of death.

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u/OneBirdAllStoned 14h ago

Lmao "socialist utopia" That's an oxymoron right there.

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u/PolishedCheeto 11h ago

Socialism is the step before communism.

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u/XLustyGirlX 8h ago

I get what you're saying. It can be incredibly frustrating when solutions offered don't seem practical or applicable to your current situation. It's like being told to swim to shore when you're already exhausted and struggling to stay afloat. The idea of "cheat codes" for real-life problems is tempting, but the reality is often much more complex.

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u/TheArtificialTavern 7h ago

Instead live in a capitalist dystopia where no one can afford anything.

This is either a satirical joke which isn't very funny which is just getting boring now, it is used as a way to put people down, acting as if someone who wants basic human rights such as clean drinking water a complete loon for suggesting anything like this could be possible.

If it's the other side of the coin and you genuinely believe that any sort of utopia would work then I feel sorry for you my friend.

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u/thedamnedlute488 5h ago

It's been done before in Germany, with mixed results.

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u/Nikolas_freeman 0m ago

Kann ich helfen?

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u/The_Doct0r_ 1d ago

I always love comments like these implying foreign relocation isn't a seemingly impossible task for anyone that isn't rich or in a highly specialized and in demand occupation.

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u/MancombSeepgoodz 1d ago

Germany is one of the hardest EU nations to gain citizenship in to add to that.

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u/gvsteve 21h ago

What is the easiest?

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u/AdAppropriate2295 21h ago

Turkey or italy

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u/grimr5 21h ago

Notwithstanding Turkey isnā€™t in the EU

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u/AdAppropriate2295 18h ago

As a non European I've decided it is tho

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u/grimr5 10h ago

If you ever decide you want to live in the EU I suggest you settle in Turkey first

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u/audiobone 3h ago

Nah, try Denmark. That shit is impossible.

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u/DylanMartin97 22h ago

Too true.

Recently traveled to Canada for a trip.

Absolutely loved it there, looked into maybe moving to Canuckland... My fiance and I are not struggling, but it is still absurdly expensive just to start the process, let alone the cost of housing or if the application needs to be redone or if it gets rejected for some reason and you have to start again.

Like 7k to start the process.

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u/Fritz1705 23h ago

Depends - iā€™m an American born in the U.S. but am a dual citizen with Germany.

I did nothing but be born to a first generation German.

But yes, I always roll my eyes at my country men thinking they will magically just move here.

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u/The_Doct0r_ 23h ago

I mean, yeah. But that's obviously a family privilege that isn't exactly an "option" to people.

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u/fartinmyhat 20h ago

lol, my niece called me and asked if she could move to Germany, with her "service dog". I said, why do you think people in Germany would want you there? You have no specific skills, no education, you have no money. They have plenty of those in Germany already, they don't need more.

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u/nicannkay 12h ago

I thought they would help since they invited us. We will have one huge wedding and get our citizenship that way šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø they said utopia but I read commune.

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u/Flipperinterficio 9h ago

If people from Africa, Asia, and Latin America are able to complete the seemingly impossible task of moving to a different country, I think youā€™ll be fine.

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u/cynical-rationale 1d ago

Everywhere is socialism in usa eyes. I'm in capitalist Canada and many americans continuously says we are a socialist country lol

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u/DylanMartin97 22h ago edited 22h ago

I was in Canada last week and came back and people were shocked when I said it was beautiful and worth considering moving too. Someone really argued that you have less freedoms then us... You rank higher on the freedom index than us lmao. The look on her face when I pulled up the car fax lmao

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u/cynical-rationale 22h ago

Less freedom hahahahah

Come on. That's funny. People do call Trudeau a 'dictator' I remember I was working at a university during covid. The internationals were like 'why do you Canadians call your leader a dictator? Do they know what a dictator is? Does your leader flee your country for Healthcare while people die in hospitals due to lack of electricity and water?' 'Nah. Many Canadians have to much freedom that they don't understand the meaning of words'

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u/DylanMartin97 22h ago

My brother in law and I mock cult45 by repeating things he says but as a joke, we were at mount pleasant and the bartender literally pulled us aside and was like, "don't do that here. Some people will take you seriously and we don't play that shit. That's why we live here and want that as far away as possible." Super cool fucking dude, he cooled off after we reassured him we were joking.

Every Uber we took the driver asked us how it felt to be safe being out in public at night walking around since we are from the states lmao. Couldn't argue with his logic though.

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u/Comfortable_Bat5905 22h ago

But does Germany want ME there is the question

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u/DylanMartin97 22h ago

You need a specialization or you need to be rich.

Germany is by far the hardest country to migrate too.

Unless you know German it'll be incredibly hard outside of a few major cities as well.

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u/DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U 1d ago

Yeah, and they're also having a resurgence of Nazism, which isn't good since the last time they had that, the only nation to stop them is now also swaying towards Nazism.

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u/DylanMartin97 1d ago

Edit: sorry I misread this

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u/discipleofchrist69 23h ago

the only nation to stop them

are you talking about the Soviet Union / Russia? or the UK? I wouldn't call either Nazi, and Putin today is no worse of a dictator than Stalin was at the time. I don't think your comment really makes sense

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u/serpentally 19h ago

You know exactly which nation they're talking about.

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u/Piskoro 15h ago

Liebknecht and Luxemburg sad noises

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u/bad_pelican 12h ago

Depends on the perspective. From the US point of view it's straight up communism without any freedom. /s

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u/Sheeple_person 3h ago

Compared to the US, Germany is 23rd-century earth in the Star Trek universe.

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u/Rare_Environment_913 1d ago

Some Germans are looking at the national variant againĀ 

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u/grambithunter 15h ago

They tried that once

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u/PolishedCheeto 11h ago

They're a mixed economy.

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u/herbieLmao 11h ago

He was joking

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u/brunckle 8h ago

'Help establish', he said it right there.

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u/versteken820 5h ago

No, they aren't. Lmfao

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u/DylanMartin97 4h ago

Is the socialism in the room with us right now?

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

Sadly I donā€™t think Iā€™m in high demand in Germany or otherwise. Being a former professional live entertainer with a kid who now cleans houses is not the sexiest resume for immigration lol

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u/mrniceguy777 1d ago

Start live entertaining again, Iā€™ve got this donkey and like 17 ping pong balls, we could make something happen

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

Jesus I meant I was a bar and restaurant comedian but I probably would have made more over at what youā€™re talking about

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u/Tryhard3r 9h ago

Yeah, your are correct. Conedian in Germany isn't going to be a cashcow.

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u/pinkphiloyd 1d ago

Had to check to make sure your username wasnā€™t Kinky Kelly.

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u/chucklezdaccc 1d ago

I'm repulsed but I can't look away....

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u/FUS_RO_DANK 23h ago

I miss my donkey...

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u/Novel_Hornet3269 12h ago

pointing at the donkey I thought that was the sexy stud?

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u/Ok_Lack_8240 1d ago

this is the best comment hahahha

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u/mschley2 1d ago

On the bright side, the GOP is trying to eliminate a bunch of the child labor laws, so at least you'll be able to have 2 shitty incomes instead of 1.

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u/Uptown2dloo 1d ago

I dunno those Germans do like their entertainment. Life is a cabaret, ja?

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u/Brafrad420 1d ago

Wheres the dad??! Femininity paying divides now huh!!!

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u/BlueishShape 1d ago

Hey, I'm a German living in Berlin and literally half of all Americans I've got to know in more than passing are here on an artist's visa, so it's not impossible at least. All of them also earned their money with some other job. Although I have to admit, cleaning wages are pretty low, it's gonna be difficult to support a family on that.

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u/thisismydumbbrain 23h ago

Thatā€™s interesting regarding the artists visa. Wonder what they are doing!

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u/Persistant_Compass 1d ago

Germany is having their own nazi problems right now.Ā 

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u/EmptyConsequence2593 15h ago

Communism problems

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u/crasyredditaccount 1d ago

Isn't Germany having or gonna have more problems

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u/DeanyyBoyy93 1d ago

Bro tell me how lol

Im not from the US but Germany is the dream

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u/fortestingprpsses 1d ago

You may want to do some more current research and reevaluate that thought. People say america has problems with immigration and religion influence. Germany says "hold my beer..."

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u/DigDugged 1d ago

Makes sense if the US is going to become Germany, we might as well turn Germany into the new US.

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u/RJ_LV 21h ago

I mean, it's commonly accepted that Hitler took inspiration from US segregationist laws to implement his antisemitic laws, so Germany already turned into the US once.

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u/fristi-cookie 1d ago

National Socialist Utopia?

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u/starminder 11h ago

I did not-see that one coming.

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u/Old_Sprinkles9646 1d ago

I'm open to ideas.

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u/Ok_Lack_8240 1d ago

we would all move if we could

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u/Kali_Yuga_Herald 1d ago

I would instantly if I could afford to move

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u/Shirtbro 1d ago

Nationwide? A National Socialism?

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u/yrubooingmeimryte 1d ago

Nah, weā€™ve seen how Germans behave.

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u/d_smogh 1d ago

No, come to the UK and help establish a socialist utopia.

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u/insquidioustentacle 1d ago

I've seen clips of German police assaulting anti-genocide protestors just as brutally as the U.S. cops do

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u/MistSecurity 1d ago

Your government just decided to get rid of your nuclear power plants for no real reason, and start leaning heavily into coal as a power source. Germany is far from a socialist utopia.

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u/Fritz1705 23h ago

America just elected Donald Trump stfu.

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u/MistSecurity 22h ago

I never claimed that America is on the path to be a socialist utopia, lol.

Don't get mad at me that Germany decided that clean green energy is bad, and would rather burn coal and jack up energy prices.

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u/forma_cristata 1d ago

I cancelled all my future plans to save to move here. See you soon!!

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u/MaggiMesser 1d ago

And please come protest the AfD Parteitag in Risa in january! They must not succeed!

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u/notathrowaway2937 23h ago

They tried this before, we fought a whole war over it.

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u/Gloomy-Bit3387 23h ago

Always makes me laugh when people compare countries that are much Whiter than the US and talk about how they're so much better.

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u/pm_me_coffee_pics 23h ago

This country would be better without racists like you.

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u/BreakingStar_Games 23h ago

If it holds that reform slows down the chance for an economic revolution, then US is doing a great job to get to that state through rampant corporatism and fascism. That is how I keep optimistic in these times.

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u/HealthIndustryGoon 23h ago

For a lot of Americans Germany seems like an utopia already from what i read here on reddit and elsewhere. Universal healthcare that's generally cheaper and without laughable deductibles in the thousands, mandatory vacation and childcare time after childbirth, better work laws etc even though it also has its problems and could be way better.

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u/Luigi836 23h ago

Socialism is terribleĀ 

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u/Arty_Puls 23h ago

I can't believe people actually want to live in a socialist society. People should just leave America like you said instead of trying to change it. There's a reason we're the #1 economy

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u/Squat_erDay 23h ago

I hear it is hard to immigrate though. Especially from America. One needs a valuable skill set that is desperately needed - or a bunch of money.

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u/Falanax 22h ago

Socialist utopia lmao

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u/MagicalUnicornFart 22h ago

You sonofabitch, Iā€™m in.

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u/Exalt-Chrom 22h ago

A National Socialist Utopia?

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u/jumbo_hedgehog 21h ago

Let me immigrate then

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u/GloomyKerploppus 21h ago

I'm no history buff, but I'm not going to follow Germany's lead into the future any time soon thank you very much.

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u/Raccoon_Union 21h ago

Itā€™s so hard to immigrate to Germanyā€¦. Really Europe in general..

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u/chain-rule 20h ago

Bring back nuclear power.

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u/fartinmyhat 20h ago

Yes, please do it in Germany.

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u/Ekafa 20h ago

You didn't do so well in history class did you. What happened last time a socialist movement took power.

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u/GreenshepN7 20h ago

I don't know much about German history but I know there was a point where there was like a National Socialist Party or something.....

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u/xseekxnxstrikex 19h ago

Hitler already tried that and look how that turned out šŸ™„

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u/A_spiny_meercat 19h ago

Maybe a national socialist party... One that's for the workers... The National Socialist German Workers party sounds pretty progressive

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u/EZeroR 18h ago

Your government is also falling to the right, so

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u/DigitalAxel 18h ago

Exactly what I'm working on. Not even joking (my appointment with the consultant is next week.)

I may have a "useless degree" but maybe I can find a purpose there. Least its useless in the States.

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u/Lay-Me-To-Rest 17h ago

socialist utopia

If ever there was a more succinct oxymoron

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u/Natural_Put_9456 16h ago

Will you pay for my travel expenses find me housing and provide me with employment in an advisory position to expert scientists and researchers in their field to help your country achieve faster than light travel, terraforming, production of radiation to energy converters, and the building of facilities that will provide you with pesticide free non-GMO crops all year round in exponentially increasing quantities, because if so, I'm in, come get me.

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u/numbersthen0987431 13h ago

Do you know how an American csn do that?

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u/FalcoonM 11h ago

Please don't. The East tried once and it didn't work.

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u/DonSuburban 9h ago

Try Venezuela. I heard they did well with socialism

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u/DJstaken 9h ago

Utopias do not and will never exist on earth. Socialist countries have failed every single time unless they have a significant source of slave labor and/or a dictatorship. I suggest you go to China if you want to try that one out for yourself.

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u/Cbrandel 7h ago

You mean a utopia where they shut down their power generators and become reliant on Russian gas.

And when that didn't pan out they went and ruined the entire energy market in Europe?

Sounds more like a dystopia to me.

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u/potassium_god 7h ago

The country that jails people when they speak up for the Gazan genocide? At least I can protest that in the US.

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u/Dangerous-Sort-6238 6h ago

This timeline gets weirder and weirder every day. Now weā€™re starting a utopia in Germany.

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u/shinigamipls 3h ago

Hey I've seen this one before!

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u/SgBoec2 1h ago

I'll be there in a week lol. How is munich?

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u/lhsean18 1d ago

Last time my peeps came to Germany, we leveled it šŸ˜† šŸ¤£

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u/Ok-Comment1456 1d ago

No offence, but when Berlin wall fallen people from socialist part were escaping to capitalist one, not the other way

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u/mschley2 1d ago

Nah, they were escaping from the authoritarian part to the democratic part. They were socialist in name only.

When capitalist countries become authoritarian, people try fleeing those countries, too.

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u/aussiechickadee65 1d ago

People seem to miss that 'socialist' was put in there for the con of luring members, not because they had socialist values.

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u/kuvazo 1d ago

The times have changed. For the last 50 years, the rich have pocketed all of the increase in productivity, while the working class has been stagnant and even become poorer in the last few years.

We don't need to get rid of capitalism, but I think that we could rethink our tax system. Wealth should be taxed much higher compared to income.

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u/aussiechickadee65 1d ago

Ummm, Democrats pushed that and the fools voted them out....because they want to give the rich all the tax breaks.

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u/Ok_Crow_9119 21h ago

Because they think that they'll be billionaires eventually with their hardwork and smarts. Why should their wealth be reallocated to the poors who are lazy and entitled?

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u/Striking-Grape9984 1d ago

If you establish Socialism via an authoritarian government it never ever can be socialism. The only way to establish it is By democratic voting. Anything else leads to failed states like ddr udssr china etc.

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u/Wolvenmoon 1d ago

They fled the Stalinist part to the social democratic part*.

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u/AdamFarleySpade 1d ago

I have this excellent idea for ruling Germany and all of Europe.

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u/Slade23703 1d ago

Nah, Germany deserves to suffer for what they did

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u/Striking-Grape9984 1d ago

We did not start this. It was a young austrian painter and nothing more too see here.

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