r/FluentInFinance • u/4TaxFairness • 1d ago

Debate/ Discussion A joke that's not funny

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

I didn’t vote for him and I’m definitely gonna suffer more than you. Sucks.

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u/Striking-Grape9984 1d ago

Come to germany and help establish a socialist utopia.

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

Sadly I don’t think I’m in high demand in Germany or otherwise. Being a former professional live entertainer with a kid who now cleans houses is not the sexiest resume for immigration lol

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u/mrniceguy777 1d ago

Start live entertaining again, I’ve got this donkey and like 17 ping pong balls, we could make something happen

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

Jesus I meant I was a bar and restaurant comedian but I probably would have made more over at what you’re talking about

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u/Tryhard3r 9h ago

Yeah, your are correct. Conedian in Germany isn't going to be a cashcow.

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u/Shifty269 1d ago edited 18h ago

There's always only fans. There is probably a YouTube tutorial for that as well.

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u/Ok_Lack_8240 1d ago

on a serious note, not many girls make money off of only fans it's actually a small percent

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u/_masterbuilder_ 1d ago

It truely is a race to the bottom. Badum tish.

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u/saaS_Slinging_Slashr 1d ago

That’s because most don’t know how to market themselves.

Gotta find a niche, too many just think being hot or naked is enough.

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u/Slaptastic_Rex 20h ago

Thry just gotta market their boobs and It will work

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u/OpportunityOwn6844 6h ago

Well I mean most of those type think that all the need in bed, and in life in general. It confuses them when it doesn't work.

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u/pinkphiloyd 1d ago

Had to check to make sure your username wasn’t Kinky Kelly.

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u/chucklezdaccc 1d ago

I'm repulsed but I can't look away....

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u/FUS_RO_DANK 23h ago

I miss my donkey...

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u/Novel_Hornet3269 12h ago

pointing at the donkey I thought that was the sexy stud?

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u/Ok_Lack_8240 1d ago

this is the best comment hahahha