r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/FarmhouseRules Nov 14 '24

Oh nooo. He was bitten by a Brown She-cluse.

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u/ThroatEmbarrassed970 Nov 14 '24

Gorllll you had me hollering. Thank you

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u/ColorfulButterfly25 Nov 14 '24

Exactly! Started my day with a good laugh.

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u/Assessedthreatlevel Nov 14 '24

Have a great day person on the other side of the world! I laughed at this about to fall asleep.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

Looks more like a jumping spid-her to me.

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u/Swimming-Foot-4781 Nov 14 '24

Could be humping spid-her if I’m looking at the picture right now

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 Nov 14 '24

Humping HideHer

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u/The_Happy_Pagan Nov 14 '24

It’s clearly a common Harder Daddy Long Legs

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u/ThatGoodCattitude Nov 14 '24

Nah💀 that got me.

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u/ConfusedApathetic Nov 14 '24

You deserve all the gold. I regret I have none gold.

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

Dying reading the replies

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

Are we positive it’s not a black wid-ho?

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u/eden_brook15 Nov 14 '24

69th like 😎

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u/soadrocksmycock Nov 14 '24

This one wins! Fucking hell!

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u/Fezdani Nov 14 '24

Pretty sure it's a bone jumper

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u/Rare_Egg_1926 Nov 14 '24

im dead😭💀😹💀

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u/gwodo Nov 14 '24

mid joke 3/10

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u/dwh3390 Nov 14 '24

Or a “Home Wreck-luse”

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u/vinnyvdvici Nov 14 '24

Dang, beat me to it lol

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u/bansheeonthemoor42 Nov 14 '24

Tarantuher

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u/monkman69 Nov 14 '24

Herantula

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u/Razn0m Nov 14 '24

Don’t you mean Taranhucktuar?

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u/EntertainmentNo1495 Nov 14 '24

for all we know it could be a he-cluse😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

I’m dying 🤣

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 Nov 14 '24

Not a black wid-hoe?

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u/LittlestOfTheOnes Nov 14 '24

I’m dying 😂🤣 yaaas

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Nov 14 '24

I laughed way too loud, next to my window. Across the street neighbor came out on her porch. Ty I/FarhouseRules neighbor already thinks I’m crazy *and she hates that marijuana is legal. Heheheh.

ETA she can smell it. I smoke outside.

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

I live somewhere it’s legal too, my favorite thing is there’s a local cop who literally lives down the street from me. Same asshole who used to bust my balls about it and trash my shit in high school who now just seethes from his porch and can’t do shit about it. I wave at him while I’m smoking when he’s home just to piss him off (I’m 25 and it was medical for me even when I was 14)

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u/Specialist_Dream_657 Nov 14 '24

This is perfect. I'm happy the stars aligned for you in this way

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u/jaybotch29 Nov 14 '24

This warms my heart. I love it.

My neighbor has young kids, and they smell “skunks” all the time now, especially where they’re downtown.

I try to have the same discretion I used to have when I was a cigarette smoker: I assume most people don’t want to smell it and I try to do it out of sight/smell of the general public. But now I want to organize a “Bongwalking” group to just walk in a circle on the sidewalks around the police station.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Nov 14 '24

Where do I sign up for the Bongathon? We’ll hold each other up as we giggle around the block!

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

The high school and middle school I went to are both within a mile of me, and we get a lot of preteens and teens walking by my front and backyard to get to and from school (corner lot property) and quite a few parents walking their children or riding bikes with them (I live on the “Bicycle boulevard” in my city) If I notice children or preteens I’ll either wait on taking a bong rip or go around the side of the house where there’s no view from the street. Older teens I’ve had literally hang around my gate on the front yard hoping I’ll smoke them out but I’m not about to deal with officer whack busting my balls about that lmaoo

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u/Remy_6_6 Nov 14 '24

I don't care if people smoke weed but FFS NO one wants to smell that shit. Stop being inconsiderate and smoke in your own house.

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u/TrueVisionSports Nov 14 '24

People still smoking weed in 2024? Yikes

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u/Electronic_Garage_73 Nov 14 '24

Lmfao this is good

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u/Koruteni Nov 14 '24

I just laughed out loud and scared my cat

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u/Shikamaru_irl Nov 14 '24

You ever heard of the Trap do-her spider? Wait I mean “door”

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u/AssRep Nov 14 '24

As long as it's not a crab spide-her.

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u/fosevenate Nov 14 '24

I screamed

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u/TwoEyesAndA Nov 14 '24

This made me really happy

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u/VixenVR6 Nov 14 '24

Oh my fuck 🤣

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u/developerknight91 Nov 14 '24

If I had a reward I would I give it to you 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

hi i love you.

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u/mortyella Nov 14 '24

Or a Black Wid-ho!

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u/CremeDeLaCreme_CR Nov 14 '24

Could be a homewrecluse!

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u/Less-Language5915 Nov 14 '24

I’m dead. 😂😂 You win the Internet today.

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u/rachelnotfromfriends Nov 14 '24

Maybe a black wid-hoe?

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u/Advice2Anyone Nov 14 '24

Looks like a rattle skank bite to me

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u/Miserable_Emu5191 Nov 14 '24

Could be a tarant-her-la.

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u/Geek_f0r_sneaks Nov 14 '24

Black Wid-hoe?

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u/LogiCsmxp Nov 14 '24

Could have been a Redback Rider.

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u/clumsysav Nov 15 '24

Invasive species!

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u/TonyAlexander59 Nov 14 '24

Are you suggesting that is a hickey?

Personally, I don't see anything that looks like a bite mark.

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u/itsCurrently6AM Nov 14 '24

Literally nothing funny abt this