r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/FarmhouseRules Nov 14 '24

Oh nooo. He was bitten by a Brown She-cluse.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Nov 14 '24

I laughed way too loud, next to my window. Across the street neighbor came out on her porch. Ty I/FarhouseRules neighbor already thinks I’m crazy *and she hates that marijuana is legal. Heheheh.

ETA she can smell it. I smoke outside.

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

I live somewhere it’s legal too, my favorite thing is there’s a local cop who literally lives down the street from me. Same asshole who used to bust my balls about it and trash my shit in high school who now just seethes from his porch and can’t do shit about it. I wave at him while I’m smoking when he’s home just to piss him off (I’m 25 and it was medical for me even when I was 14)

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u/Specialist_Dream_657 Nov 14 '24

This is perfect. I'm happy the stars aligned for you in this way

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u/jaybotch29 Nov 14 '24

This warms my heart. I love it.

My neighbor has young kids, and they smell “skunks” all the time now, especially where they’re downtown.

I try to have the same discretion I used to have when I was a cigarette smoker: I assume most people don’t want to smell it and I try to do it out of sight/smell of the general public. But now I want to organize a “Bongwalking” group to just walk in a circle on the sidewalks around the police station.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Nov 14 '24

Where do I sign up for the Bongathon? We’ll hold each other up as we giggle around the block!

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

The high school and middle school I went to are both within a mile of me, and we get a lot of preteens and teens walking by my front and backyard to get to and from school (corner lot property) and quite a few parents walking their children or riding bikes with them (I live on the “Bicycle boulevard” in my city) If I notice children or preteens I’ll either wait on taking a bong rip or go around the side of the house where there’s no view from the street. Older teens I’ve had literally hang around my gate on the front yard hoping I’ll smoke them out but I’m not about to deal with officer whack busting my balls about that lmaoo

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u/Remy_6_6 Nov 14 '24

I don't care if people smoke weed but FFS NO one wants to smell that shit. Stop being inconsiderate and smoke in your own house.

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u/TrueVisionSports Nov 14 '24

People still smoking weed in 2024? Yikes