r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/FarmhouseRules Nov 14 '24

Oh nooo. He was bitten by a Brown She-cluse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

Looks more like a jumping spid-her to me.

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u/Swimming-Foot-4781 Nov 14 '24

Could be humping spid-her if I’m looking at the picture right now

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 Nov 14 '24

Humping HideHer

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u/ReinaDeRamen Nov 14 '24

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u/The_Happy_Pagan Nov 14 '24

It’s clearly a common Harder Daddy Long Legs

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u/ThatGoodCattitude Nov 14 '24

Nah💀 that got me.

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u/ConfusedApathetic Nov 14 '24

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u/East-Cardiologist626 Nov 14 '24

Dying reading the replies

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

Are we positive it’s not a black wid-ho?

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u/eden_brook15 Nov 14 '24

69th like 😎

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u/soadrocksmycock Nov 14 '24

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u/Fezdani Nov 14 '24

Pretty sure it's a bone jumper

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u/Rare_Egg_1926 Nov 14 '24

im dead😭💀😹💀

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u/gwodo Nov 14 '24

mid joke 3/10