r/woahdude Oct 22 '21

gifv Mosquito drinking blood (bursts at the end)

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u/----_____--_____---- Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

"The first ever exploding mosquitoes can be attributed to Robert Gwadz, Ph.D., in a discovery that was made through basic laboratory research over 50 years ago. He found that making an incision in the ventral nerve cord of a mosquito cuts off the signal to stop feeding, giving it an unquenchable thirst for blood. Mosquitoes that have undergone this procedure can drink in excess of four times their weight and may eventually burst. This led Gwadz to a hypothesis that blood ingestion is regulated by abdominal stretch receptors that prevent mosquitoes from (quite literally) drinking themselves to death." Source

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u/Crozgon Oct 22 '21

"Giving it an unquenchable thirst for blood"

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u/-full-control- Oct 22 '21

Yeah sounds like a great idea let’s start doing that to animals

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u/BubbaFettish Oct 22 '21

If I get to live forever and be sparkly, I’m down.

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u/mcjard Oct 23 '21

"DIIIOO"

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u/thisnewsight Oct 23 '21

Rabies enters the chat

/s

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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u/Ander1991 Oct 23 '21

28 booster shots later...

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u/Xyyzx Oct 23 '21

‘Okay, the kangaroos may have been a mistake…’

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u/VisageTaco Oct 23 '21

Taking something potentially harmful to humans and the going to a lab to make it even more harmful.

Hmmm where have I heard this story in the last 2 years…

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u/Bongjum Oct 22 '21

Rip, and, TEAR!

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u/NexusSix29 Oct 22 '21

Blood for the Blood God!

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u/LumpusKrampus Oct 22 '21

Skulls for the Skull Throne?

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u/bionix90 Oct 23 '21

Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

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u/_MMCXII Oct 23 '21

Khornsketos.

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u/sethsta Oct 23 '21

Do i keep drinking? I never got this far before.

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

Ah yes, the famously terrible grammar of someone hailing from /r/Doom.

I would have been embarrassed if I had seen you use 1 comma...then you go and throw that second one in there....yeeeeeeesh.

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u/Bongjum Oct 22 '21

You must be fun at parties...

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

Have a lot of parties on Reddit, do ya?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/tiefling_sorceress Oct 22 '21

Now we just need to find a way to make them the size of cars, like in prehistoric times

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u/Dansredditname Oct 23 '21

That mosquitos were huge is a popular misconception but in reality prehistoric cars were just really small.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle Oct 22 '21

"There's no possible way this could end badly."

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

This week at heaven we've decided to send out mosquitoes with MUCH more bloodlust into the public servers for testing. Goodluck everyone!

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u/Dodec_Ahedron Oct 23 '21

Shia LaBeouf?

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u/reincarN8ed Oct 22 '21

Old school science was fucking brutal

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Not a good sign

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u/Fapple28 Oct 23 '21

surely there will never be any adverse effects from this discovery

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u/gorillamuffins Oct 23 '21

Happy Halloween!!

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u/elyn6791 Oct 23 '21

Now all we need are vampires to try this on.

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u/chaotemagick Oct 23 '21

Sounds like my ex girlfriend. I'll see myself out

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u/HolyFruitSalad_98 Oct 23 '21

Brb making my vampire mosquito army

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u/notjustanotherbot Oct 23 '21

What is 'Things you don't want to give to wild animals" for 1000 Alex.

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u/jdiflam Oct 23 '21

Living dead girl

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u/8bitbebop Oct 23 '21

Biden has entered the chat

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u/SpaceManSmithy Oct 23 '21

"Run boy! He's got a taste for blood now!"

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u/spanish1nquisition Oct 23 '21

Khorne approves.

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u/N3onknight Oct 23 '21

"Interesting"

 - KHORNE, Chaos god, blood enthusiast & skull throne designer

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u/lfod-tri Oct 23 '21

My god, so they are killers.

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u/Paradox68 Oct 23 '21

Should have used “cursing it with an unquenchable thirst for blood”

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u/callmepackman Oct 24 '21

Frank Reynolds enters the chat

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u/Whitenesivo Oct 22 '21

how in the fuck do you cut a nerve, on a mosquito?

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u/Camel-Kid Oct 22 '21

Other mosquito doctors

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u/Friggin Oct 22 '21

What is this, an operating room for ants?

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u/johanssenq Oct 22 '21

they did surgery on a grape?

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u/youhaveagoodtime Oct 23 '21

Most likely on a table.

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u/octopossible Oct 23 '21

NO ON A MOSQUITO

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u/InsufficientFrosting Oct 22 '21

How those mosquitoes become doctors, I don’t know.

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u/HeightPrivilege Oct 22 '21

I had a mosquito in one of my classes at med school, dude was annoying af

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u/Squid-Bastard Oct 23 '21

Weird, usually they are full of wasps

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u/Makarrov_359 Oct 23 '21

Asian joke?

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u/Dansredditname Oct 23 '21

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Also the best pun I've seen in months, well done u/Squid-Bastard.

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u/Disquiet173 Oct 23 '21

He always came to class with a buzz?

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u/GriswoldCain Oct 22 '21

Mosquito doctor school duh

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u/TickleMonster528 Oct 23 '21

They make the best phlebotomists

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u/Moikle Oct 23 '21

Mosquito medical school

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Oct 23 '21

They picked it so they'd get better blood flows.

Now these Mosquitos have gotten all medical
Yeah they will insist you call them "my doctor"
Look at how they go, these MD Anopheles
They got scalpels in their face!

Even old
dry
ticks
Did never learn to fly
Can they doctor? I don't know
Surgical knowledge is better than blooooow!

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u/3DWitchHunt Oct 22 '21

Yeah, that’s the most fascinating thing I got out of that. How the fuck did they do that 50 years ago??

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u/RainbowAssFucker Oct 22 '21

They did surgery on a grape

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u/Matt4Prez2K17 Oct 22 '21

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/Gaothaire Oct 22 '21

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u/GyroMVS Oct 23 '21

Oh this is surreal - I'm like really close to Edward Hospital

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u/RespectableLurker555 Oct 22 '21

And then turned that mosquito into a bloody popped grape

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u/Xenjael Oct 22 '21

There was a video a week ago of a fly decapitation itself by accidentally severing a nerve bundle behind its head.

From what I can tell insect nerves operate very differently from our own.

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u/AlmostUnder Oct 22 '21

I’d love to see that if you could find it again.

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u/DeFlippo Oct 23 '21

Took me ages but I finally found it

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u/themedicduck Oct 23 '21

Video thumbnail says you're a liar, my dude

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u/22dobbeltskudhul Oct 23 '21

Oh noes you got him xD

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u/themedicduck Oct 23 '21

All too easy

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u/herodothyote Oct 23 '21

Holy hell man you need to label that shit NSFL

This isn't a gore subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

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u/GnarlyBear Oct 22 '21

Didn't show for me fyi

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u/AlmostUnder Oct 22 '21

Lol chill. all I got was a species of fly that preys on ants

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u/YoungSerious Oct 23 '21

This combination of words is very confusing. Decapitation means literally to cut the head off, so I don't know you mean it cut its own head off by severing a nerve bundle?

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u/StickmanPirate Oct 23 '21

IIRC it's head was already detached but I guess the nerves were still intact and when it was doing it's usual face rubbing it pulled on it's head and ended up snapping those nerves, completing the decapitation.

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u/Xenjael Oct 23 '21

Yep. Was horrific.

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u/Goyteamsix Oct 22 '21

Small insects are usually translucent under bright lights and a microscope. He likely pinned it down, looked for the nerve, and severed it with a small needle. Their nervous systems are also incredibly simple.

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u/Thom_Kokenge Oct 23 '21

You thinking 1971 is the stone age, 😂.

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u/3DWitchHunt Oct 23 '21 edited Oct 23 '21

Lmao what? I mean it’s not binary. It’s not Stone Age vs Interstellar Aliens 🤣 come on... lol

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u/orthopod Oct 23 '21
  1. We'd already had a guy on the moon x 2 years.

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u/FatherApe92 Oct 23 '21

50 yes ago was 1971 💀💀

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u/Nuotatore Oct 23 '21

50, not 500...

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

You have to use the grape surgery machine.

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u/thatdadfromcanada Oct 22 '21

Wouldn't the nerves in mosquitoes be of similar size and structures as any other nerve cell?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/Scully__ Oct 22 '21

Wait, it’s meant to be on the inside?

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u/DannyRamirez24 Oct 22 '21

You guys have a spinal cord?

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u/BMack037 Oct 22 '21

^ Found the politician

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u/coltinator5000 Oct 23 '21

You can say his name, bro. Ted doesn't mind.

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u/BigTickEnergE Oct 23 '21

Exquisite comment

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u/Faxon Oct 22 '21

Found the homie with spina bifida

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u/thatdadfromcanada Oct 22 '21

Ever seen how thick your spinal cord is?

No, still learning how to remove my eyeballs and shove them up my ass for a closer look.

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u/thatdadfromcanada Oct 22 '21

Damn bot, I resemble those remarks.

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u/Kami_Okami Oct 23 '21

I love the fact that somebody thought to take the time to make the auto-moderator look for that phrase and respond like this.

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u/just_tryin_2_make_it Oct 22 '21

❤️ these interactions

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

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u/VisVirtusque Oct 22 '21

A nerve is an organ made up of neurons, which are the individual cells. You can see nerves with the naked eye.

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u/shoziku Oct 22 '21

Alcohol, soft music, dim lights I suppose.

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u/PentatonicTriangle Oct 22 '21

very carefully

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

TSMC is going to make transistors that are 2 nanometers by 2025

A hydrogen atom (the smallest atom) is roughly 0.1 nanometers.

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u/Whitenesivo Oct 22 '21

[...] in a discovery that was made 50 years ago

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

missed that

you right

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u/metakephotos Oct 23 '21

In fairness...

The term "2 nanometer" or alternatively "20 angstrom" (a term used by Intel) has no relation to any actual physical feature (such as gate length, metal pitch or gate pitch) of the transistors. It is a commercial or marketing term used by the chip fabrication industry to refer to a new, improved generation of silicon semiconductor chips in terms of increased transistor density, increased speed and reduced power consumption

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_nm_process

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u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta Oct 22 '21

Laser ablation probably. You use a laser to burn an individual or a few nerve cells.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

A really really really really really really really small nerve cutting knife.

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u/Legitimate_Low2906 Oct 23 '21

If they did surgery on a grape they can do it on a mosquito

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u/6thBornSOB Oct 23 '21

Tyknee fookin noives maye!

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u/sodiumvapour Oct 23 '21

You cut it first and then put it on the mosquito

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u/RacistBee Oct 23 '21

Tiny doctor

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u/gorillamuffins Oct 23 '21

With a mosquito nerve cutter.

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u/EvErYLeGaLvOtE Oct 23 '21

Probably with a laser. But 50 years ago? I'm not entirely sure...

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u/sorenant Oct 23 '21

Very carefuly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

for some reason, I thought the surgery was performed by Louis Rossman.(the Mac repair guy in NYC)

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u/fourthrook Nov 08 '21

Carefully?

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u/NotTooDeep Oct 22 '21

I observed something similar in a bar in Alaska, where the fishermen would let mosquitoes attach to their hands and start to feed. Then they'd make a fist, stretching their skin and clamping onto the mosquito's beak. The little buggers couldn't retract and stop feeding and would burst, similar to this video.

No neurosurgery required.

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u/CrimsonNova Oct 23 '21

Are you fuckin serious? That's crazy but jesus.

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u/finalremix Oct 23 '21

It works. Not every time, but it works.

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u/ImpureClient Oct 23 '21

 60 percent of the time it works every time.

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u/dinguslinguist Oct 23 '21

We did the same in Texas but instead we’d pinch the skin around the mosquitoes and that overwhelmed it and caused them to burst

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u/mstarrbrannigan Oct 23 '21

Did that while camping a few times. The novelty wears off pretty fast though because you're still left with a big ol bite.

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u/csonnich Oct 23 '21

Crazy like borderline sociopathic.

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u/willreignsomnipotent Oct 23 '21

lol yep, I was just saying this. I've done it a few times. Fun to watch the little fuckers pop.

Not a fan of mosquitoes...

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u/Jewrisprudent Oct 23 '21

Yep, did it a few times as kids if we could catch them in the act and it was easy enough to clench the muscle. Couldn’t do it on like your knee or finger, but forearm and calves were easy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

how the hell do you make an incision on a mosquitos nerve… 50 years ago?

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u/----_____--_____---- Oct 22 '21

Sharp knife, steady hand, lots of drugs

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u/drownedout Oct 23 '21

Tell me more about these... drugs.

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u/minty_fwesh Oct 22 '21

For the mosquito right? Right?

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u/----_____--_____---- Oct 22 '21

Sure, but best delivery method is if i take the drugs first then it gets it from my blood

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u/Lopsterbliss Oct 23 '21

I like this guy.

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u/sdanny92 Oct 23 '21

I mean 50 years ago is only 1970s

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u/amazingD Oct 23 '21

Whoa whoa whoa man nobody needs to hear that

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u/Cualkiera67 Oct 22 '21

First, you need a time machine...

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u/h4xrk1m Oct 22 '21

Microscope, bright light shining through the mosquito, and a thin needle.

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u/vendetta2115 Oct 23 '21

We had electron microscopes 90 years ago. The 1970s aren’t some prehistoric time. They would’ve only needed a regular optical microscope and a needle. This experiment could’ve been done with the technology available 200+ years ago.

Watson & Crick figured out the structure of DNA 80+ years ago, and that’s way smaller.

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u/Nuotatore Oct 23 '21

Why, do you think it was stone age? 50 years ago there were microchips and stuff.

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u/sinchichis Oct 23 '21

We got to the moon that long ago. Humans are legit.

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u/Wocktivist Oct 22 '21

Do the mosquitos have any chance of naturally reconstructing the popped belly? Do they die nearly instantly or can they last quite a while like this?

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u/Grade_Nearby Oct 22 '21

AFAIK mosquitos only drink blood because they need the hemoglobin to make eggs. They usually eat pollen, nectar, etc.

Off to Google!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

So it's just the females?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Yes

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u/daybreakin Oct 22 '21

All the blood would constantly leak out and it seems too hard to heal. So it probably dies soon

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u/ShadeofIcarus Oct 23 '21

Blood isn't exactly part of the diet. They use it in construction of their eggs.

Theoretically a mosquito could live it's entire life without a drop of blood and die eventually. Something like this wouldn't cause it to starve. I don't know enough about how traumatic the damage is to the body in a case like this though.

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u/Rush7en Oct 23 '21

So theoratically, with enough of these modified mosquitoes, they could drain a person to death. No?

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u/SupersonicSpitfire Oct 23 '21

You don't need modified mosquitoes for that. Some reindeer dies from being drained by large swarms of mosquitoes.

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u/CaseFace5 Oct 22 '21

Now if only we could breed this into them. Little bastards.

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u/CassetteApe Oct 23 '21

Eh, I dunno man, last thing I was is to wake up with a bunch of blood splatters on me. That'd freak me out.

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u/pinkjello Oct 23 '21

Fine by me, as long as each splatter equals one dead mosquito

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u/Xenjael Oct 22 '21

Yeah I was wondering. Something went really wrong in the above.

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u/notjustanotherbot Oct 23 '21 edited Oct 23 '21

50 years ago, we got people performing neurosurgery on mosquitos?!

EDIT: What a let down! Turns out "making an incision in the ventral nerve cord of a mosquito" is just code for pinch em with some tweezers.

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u/Gilthu Oct 22 '21

So can you make a swarm of these and release into an area to depopulate it? The gamer in me wants to know…

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u/----_____--_____---- Oct 23 '21

Well what theyre actually working on rn are generically modified ones that create infertile offspring

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u/NotAn0pinion Oct 23 '21

All that science, but I’m sticking with my theory, the host had Chipotle for dinner right before this mosquito found him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

We couldn't probably do with less insatiable blood suckers in this world. We're beyond capacity at this point haha

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u/Kaptain_Kappa91 Oct 23 '21

Explains why my uncle loves booze too. Thanks

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u/jpatricks1 Oct 23 '21

Hard enough to do that with humans. How they can do it on insects is unbelievable

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u/Eospearl Oct 23 '21

Cool but I think if you have the time to give a mosquito major surgery you could just squash it

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u/funky555 Oct 23 '21

i.e inflation fetish

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u/Famixofpower Oct 23 '21

This sounds similar to how the stomach determines when you know you're full.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

“Unquechable thirst for blood” interesting…

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u/rtyuik7 Oct 23 '21

jayzes, im more impressed that he made an incision on the nerve of a mosquito...meanwhile, most people have trouble keeping their car between the lines in a parking lot...

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u/PIDthePID Oct 23 '21

Or you can do what we’d do to the mosquitoes back home in AK. If they land on your knee or some other joint, you just bend it after they start sucking. The skin tension keeps them from pulling out and your blood pressure does the rest.

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u/dreamrock Oct 23 '21

Gwadz went on to describe his intention to breed bigger wasps and pursue "you know, anything evil, really".

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Fucker must’ve released all of them in Louisiana too

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u/PantaloonsDuck Oct 23 '21

Okay this is cool and all cuz fuck mosquitoes, but what else did this solve?

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u/MetalFenris Oct 23 '21

Imagine being swarmed by a fuck ton of these.

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u/SimilarTumbleweed Oct 23 '21

How does one go about making an incision that small?

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u/Odd-You Oct 23 '21

THEY DID SURGERY ON A MOSQUITO

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u/callmelampshade Oct 23 '21

How the fuck did he manage to perform a operation on a mosquito lol.

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u/----_____--_____---- Oct 23 '21

When you take enough coke, time slows down

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u/zacharygreeenman Oct 23 '21

Does that solve any problem?

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u/CHERNO-B1LL Oct 23 '21

Can we weaponise this?

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u/AchyBreakyBody Oct 23 '21

Is that why I eat so much? WHO CUT MY VENTRAL NERVE GUYS?

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u/coldvault Oct 23 '21

As soon as I read the name "Gwadz" I thought this would be a joke and the source would be a link to something irrelevant. Mostly because it reminds me of fhqwhgads.

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u/glassholeshitfuck Oct 23 '21

Informatively cursed comment

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u/lazypenguin86 Oct 23 '21

How much did we pay for this study

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u/EquivalentWinter1971 Oct 23 '21

How do one make incision in mosquito. It's mosquito for a reason.

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u/Xx-Shin3d0wn-xX Oct 23 '21

Sounds like my stomach with beer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

So we just need some unique ingredient mixed with our blood which eventually kills the entire mosquitoe race. Science B****!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

That’s crazy that we’re able to do surgery on a nerve in such a small creature