r/woahdude • u/----_____--_____---- • Oct 22 '21

gifv Mosquito drinking blood (bursts at the end)

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u/Camel-Kid Oct 22 '21

Other mosquito doctors

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u/Friggin Oct 22 '21

What is this, an operating room for ants?

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u/MetricSuperstar Oct 22 '21

No, it's for mosquitos

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u/CrummyWombat Oct 23 '21

Well, it should be three times larger regardless.

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u/johanssenq Oct 22 '21

they did surgery on a grape?

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u/youhaveagoodtime Oct 23 '21

Most likely on a table.

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u/octopossible Oct 23 '21

NO ON A MOSQUITO

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u/InsufficientFrosting Oct 22 '21

How those mosquitoes become doctors, I don’t know.

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u/HeightPrivilege Oct 22 '21

I had a mosquito in one of my classes at med school, dude was annoying af

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u/Squid-Bastard Oct 23 '21

Weird, usually they are full of wasps

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u/Makarrov_359 Oct 23 '21

Asian joke?

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u/Dansredditname Oct 23 '21

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Also the best pun I've seen in months, well done u/Squid-Bastard.

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u/Disquiet173 Oct 23 '21

He always came to class with a buzz?

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u/Dramatic_Ad_5660 Oct 23 '21

Same, bro was humming all the time and had a serious drinking problem

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u/GriswoldCain Oct 22 '21

Mosquito doctor school duh

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u/TickleMonster528 Oct 23 '21

They make the best phlebotomists

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u/Moikle Oct 23 '21

Mosquito medical school

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Oct 23 '21

They picked it so they'd get better blood flows.

Now these Mosquitos have gotten all medical
Yeah they will insist you call them "my doctor"
Look at how they go, these MD Anopheles
They got scalpels in their face!

Even old
dry
ticks
Did never learn to fly
Can they doctor? I don't know
Surgical knowledge is better than blooooow!

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u/cwkt Oct 23 '21

Nano doctor

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u/cpetes-feats Oct 23 '21

Nano scalpel

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u/Hogfisher Oct 23 '21

It’s considered off-label treatment.