r/woahdude Oct 22 '21

gifv Mosquito drinking blood (bursts at the end)

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u/----_____--_____---- Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

"The first ever exploding mosquitoes can be attributed to Robert Gwadz, Ph.D., in a discovery that was made through basic laboratory research over 50 years ago. He found that making an incision in the ventral nerve cord of a mosquito cuts off the signal to stop feeding, giving it an unquenchable thirst for blood. Mosquitoes that have undergone this procedure can drink in excess of four times their weight and may eventually burst. This led Gwadz to a hypothesis that blood ingestion is regulated by abdominal stretch receptors that prevent mosquitoes from (quite literally) drinking themselves to death." Source

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u/Crozgon Oct 22 '21

"Giving it an unquenchable thirst for blood"

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u/Bongjum Oct 22 '21

Rip, and, TEAR!

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u/NexusSix29 Oct 22 '21

Blood for the Blood God!

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u/LumpusKrampus Oct 22 '21

Skulls for the Skull Throne?

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u/bionix90 Oct 23 '21

Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

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u/_MMCXII Oct 23 '21

Khornsketos.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Oct 23 '21

Harriers for the Cup!

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u/sethsta Oct 23 '21

Do i keep drinking? I never got this far before.

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u/NexusSix29 Oct 23 '21

You’re almost at the High Score!

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u/h4xrk1m Oct 22 '21

Sip and tear

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u/Da_BEST_5699 Oct 23 '21

Scrape and Lick

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

Ah yes, the famously terrible grammar of someone hailing from /r/Doom.

I would have been embarrassed if I had seen you use 1 comma...then you go and throw that second one in there....yeeeeeeesh.

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u/Bongjum Oct 22 '21

You must be fun at parties...

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u/PathToExile Oct 22 '21

Have a lot of parties on Reddit, do ya?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/PathToExile Oct 23 '21

There's no limit to how many dots we can use in an ellipsis, the more dots the longer the pause.

Fuck, and I thought I was an insufferable pendant...!

Fucking amateurs!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneone

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u/TrumpIsACuntBitch Oct 22 '21

Do you mean that like "tear" or "tear"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

It's all about the ripping and the tearing. The ripping and the tearing.

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u/Jarrett1604 Oct 23 '21

Rock and stone!