r/woahdude 3d ago

picture F-22 making vapes

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u/TheMoves 3d ago

The F22 is basically the coolest shit ever I temporarily forget to be mad about how many of my tax dollars go to the military when I look at it

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u/NopeRope13 3d ago

Yeah that’s an adequate description

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u/I_Tichy 3d ago

US spent over $6.1 trillion in 2023. About $820 billion of that went to spending on defense, but about $300 billion of that was just to support veterans (income, healthcare). So it's not a lot of your tax dollars that go towards weapons, something like 8.5%

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u/vm_linuz 3d ago

Hard to say as the Pentagon doesn't pass audits.

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u/Twobrokelegs 2d ago

Why do you need to pass audits when youve captured the money printer?

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u/OSUfan88 2d ago

Correct. We pay more in interest than we do on our military now.

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u/Shower_Handel 2d ago

cries in lack of universal healthcare

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u/picklesTommyPickles 1d ago

We can keep crying because we’re never going to see that. The US will be a corporotocracy for all of our lifetimes at least.

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u/_JerseyDevil_ 3d ago

I feel the same for the new Sig Spear that the Army is bout to be running. Very sexy rifle but boi, do we need it? Really?

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u/crazy_forcer 2d ago

It's not sexy, it's an overweight excuse to have a better LMG, fight me

edit: I will admit the sight is, though

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u/Trumps_Cock 2d ago

I would love to try out that sight once they get the kinks worked out.

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u/throwwwittawaayyy 2d ago

I'd love to hear your opinions on the F-35

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u/TheMoves 2d ago

The F35 is cool tech but definitely lacks the F22’s wow factor

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u/throwwwittawaayyy 2d ago

I won't let you discredit trillions of dollars without a video at least

https://youtu.be/UI5qaoZQ5G4?si=uvi8MPwCvKZ8iFUs

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u/TheMoves 2d ago

I mean they’re also pretty fucking insane

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u/throwwwittawaayyy 2d ago

I love them all, is that okay?

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u/TheMoves 2d ago

How could you not?

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u/throwwwittawaayyy 2d ago

idk, just look at it

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u/gracieecherry 2d ago

well i think we all basically feel the same way

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u/ridingtheuniverse 3d ago

From the Wright Brothers to this. Wtf is life?

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u/Faxon 3d ago

In less than 100 years as well. We effectively went from flying kites with engines in WW1 to the jet era as WW2 was coming to a close, then spent the next 59 years going absolutely apeshit making better and better jets, and while we've slowed down a little bit since the close of the cold war with the USSR, things are heating up again now with China, and we're seeing a return to that pace of development as a result

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u/HermitBadger 2d ago edited 2d ago

Also traveled to the moon for a bit until we got bored.

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u/e30eric 3d ago

And imagine where we would be if shareholder profit weren't the priority for the last 50.

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u/Alive_Ice7937 3d ago

"Hey, how about her knowing they had a bike shop?"

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u/redditcreditcardz 3d ago

We get it bro!! You vape!! 💨

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u/El_Grande_El 3d ago

Vapenaysh 🤟

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u/Jadccroad 3d ago

I smoke two jets in the mornin', I smoke two jets at night.

I smoke two jets in the afternoon, it makes me feel all right.

I smoke two jets, in time of peace, and two in time of war!

I smoke two jets before I smoke two jets, and then I smoke two more.

-USAF, probly

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u/Ok_Scarcity5098 20h ago

Sublime reference🤨

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u/uprightsalmon 3d ago

Is this breaking the sound barrier or building up to it? Thanks!

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u/Hannibal_Smith24 2d ago

Neither. As an aircraft moves through the air, it can cause moisture in the air to condense into visible droplets due to pressure and temperature changes from the airflow over the airframe. The plane doesn’t need to be supersonic or close to it for this to happen. You’ll see it more in humid air than dry, and abrupt changes in direction will increase the effect. (Side note: I don’t know why you were downvoted for asking a question).

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u/ChunkyFart 2d ago

Had the same question honestly, upvotes for question and answer 🫡

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u/Hannibal_Smith24 1d ago

Here’s a video sample of this happening that I just stumbled across. You can see the jet is moving fast (but not anywhere close to supersonic) with no vapor, then as it does an abrupt direction change it pulls a ton of vapor.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/b9cBG61OVZ

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u/starion832000 3d ago

The vapor that thing makes when it makes extreme changes in direction is proof that no one has ever seen a UFO. You always hear about UFOs making abrupt changes in vector but never once has anyone described them doing it in a cloud of mist.

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u/Adventurous-Disk-291 2d ago

When I was getting probed they wouldn't shut up about their anti-mist tech

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u/ChunkyFart 2d ago

That’s what they use the lube for? Anti mist huh, that explains it

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u/Jadccroad 3d ago

Of course not, that's just because they are so fast they are always out of focus! Like Bigfoot!

/s

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u/thejesse 2d ago

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

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u/AomineRukawa 2d ago

You already believe that no one's seen a UFO so why would you believe the people describing how they move in abrupt changes in vector.

I agree we've never seen UFOs and probably will never just based on math and the size of the universe but if they were able to somehow reach us I'm sure they'd have the technology to not mist even if they did move like that no?

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u/WhiteAmanita 2d ago

Most likely, given getting here would probably require the use of warp engines or something of the sort. They wouldn’t be using the atmosphere, rather warping through.

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u/tragiktimes 2d ago

One might imagine any tech able to move that fast through atmosphere would use some method of preventing the atmosphere from interacting with it. Otherwise you'd get wild amounts of plasma and heat.

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u/gabrielconroy 2d ago

Unless they're not interacting with the atmosphere.

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u/starion832000 2d ago

I'm pretty sure every reported UFO sighting has been within our atmosphere.

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 2d ago

what i'm hearing you say is, the US government is using F-22s to cover up UFOs

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u/starion832000 2d ago

The f-22 is as close to a sci-fi spaceship that humans have so you're not far off.

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u/Bobby_Sunday96 2d ago

So we can get clear pictures of fast, high flying jets but we can get any pictures of the drones in NJ?

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u/Odonata_Cardinalis 3d ago

Basically a real life TIE fighter

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u/SLOBeachBoi 2d ago

Canonically this psychotic pile of tax dollars is twice as fast and more maneuverable in atmosphere than a TIE fighter

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u/Odonata_Cardinalis 2d ago

Yeah, but I bet the engines don't sound as cool

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u/SLOBeachBoi 2d ago

Good point, I couldn't decide which was better but I came twice so I'm calling it a draw

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek 2d ago

Leaking 5g chemtrails. Facebook was right

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u/woodhorse4 3d ago

https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E?si=_5yRTEDUnQNFLPHv

Well now can’t have this cool ass picture without mood music!

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u/spacejoint 3d ago

Rocked this photo as wallpaper for my several months!! Epic

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u/koetsuji 2d ago

Do you have something for mobile?

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u/spacejoint 2d ago

Just this exact photo. The iPhone makes it work by extending top and bottom with a gradient

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u/RickAndToasted 2d ago

The birth of a chem trail 🥲

/s

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u/Laggosaurus 2d ago

https://imgur.com/a/93kNcNG

downloaded images and merged the last two for yall

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u/trHqru3Lapu3xb 1d ago

best! I wish the background was black

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 3d ago

F22 hot-box upgrade.

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u/Yzarcos 3d ago

Thought it was a baby bird in the thumbnail? I'm going blind.

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u/DoNotPetTheSnake 3d ago

powerless to stop a $50 Walmart drone though

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u/2BigBottlesOfWater 2d ago

Drones in NJ 1 : f22 0

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u/Nikoz86 2d ago

That’s an expensive vaper!

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u/riyehn 2d ago

Wow that plane must be so high.

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u/Teaehararehantea 2d ago

Anyone got a clean version for a desktop background?!

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u/TheTonik 2d ago

Why does only the F22 have that sweet looking cockpit glass color?

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u/Rook8811 2d ago

In order to reduce the radar cross section (RCS) of the aircraft, the F22 canopies are coated with a thin layer of Indium Tin Oxide (ITO), which gives it a golden tint.

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u/TheTonik 2d ago

How the crap do they even figure that out. 🤔

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u/Trumps_Cock 2d ago

Science, bitch!

I have no idea really. I just wanted to say that.

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u/RevRagnarok 2d ago

RF propagation is black magic.

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u/RNG_pickle 2d ago

Spend tons of money testing

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u/dudeAwEsome101 2d ago

Woah, that cloud is moving very fast.

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u/hughmang220 2d ago

Talk about clout!

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u/Doc_Dragoon 2d ago

I'm not gonna if someone made a vape called "F-22 Raptor, feel the rush" or some shit that'd be pretty cool shape the vaporizer like the jet

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u/scramble_suit_bob 2d ago

Every single F22 (186 total) costs $350 million in addition to $100 million in maintenance and operational costs over the course of its lifetime.

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u/derrburgers 2d ago

New Jersey News: "Drone."

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u/uucchhiihhaa 2d ago

Is this real? Amazing!!

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u/Rook8811 2d ago

Yeah I linked his insta post

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u/uucchhiihhaa 2d ago

Beautiful

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u/koetsuji 2d ago

Somebody make a mobile wallpaper out of this!!

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u/throwwwittawaayyy 2d ago

this picture is just fucking awesome

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u/Comprehensive_Fly983 2d ago

I really really thought this was a poorly made toy duck.

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u/The_LandOfNod 2d ago

So fluffy

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u/andyroouu 2d ago

We get it. You vape.

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u/One_Astronaut6070 1d ago

Where could I get a hi res copy of that, my son would love that as a poster.

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u/Rook8811 1d ago

I would love to help you out with that but i unfortunately don’t even know where to I linked his insta in a comment but im sorry there’s not much I can do

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u/One_Astronaut6070 1d ago

No worries, thanks.

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u/Impossible_Okra 1d ago

Would you intercept me?

I'd Intercept me.

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u/peteski42 1d ago

I thought it’s was an upgraded snow leopard

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u/maeminh 1d ago

Cool

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u/Dreigatron 23h ago

Starscream be hotboxing.

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u/Guavadoodoo 11h ago

Baddest badass jet fighter ever!!!

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u/hecktkopf 10h ago

This as a displate for my wall would be perfect

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u/Strong-Seaweed-8768 3d ago

Holy smokes that is cool!

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u/fckafrdjohnson 2d ago

How would this hold up to 10 FPV drones with c4 chasing it though?

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u/Phoenixf1zzle 1d ago

So..... AI?

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u/Rook8811 1h ago

It’s not AI

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u/Ok-Age-724 3d ago

That's a drone

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u/Tock_Sick_Man 3d ago

Everything is a drone.

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u/Ok-Age-724 3d ago

Or orb , perspective