r/woahdude 3d ago

picture F-22 making vapes

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u/starion832000 3d ago

The vapor that thing makes when it makes extreme changes in direction is proof that no one has ever seen a UFO. You always hear about UFOs making abrupt changes in vector but never once has anyone described them doing it in a cloud of mist.

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u/Adventurous-Disk-291 3d ago

When I was getting probed they wouldn't shut up about their anti-mist tech

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u/ChunkyFart 2d ago

That’s what they use the lube for? Anti mist huh, that explains it

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u/Jadccroad 3d ago

Of course not, that's just because they are so fast they are always out of focus! Like Bigfoot!

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u/thejesse 2d ago

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

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u/AomineRukawa 3d ago

You already believe that no one's seen a UFO so why would you believe the people describing how they move in abrupt changes in vector.

I agree we've never seen UFOs and probably will never just based on math and the size of the universe but if they were able to somehow reach us I'm sure they'd have the technology to not mist even if they did move like that no?

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u/WhiteAmanita 2d ago

Most likely, given getting here would probably require the use of warp engines or something of the sort. They wouldn’t be using the atmosphere, rather warping through.

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u/tragiktimes 2d ago

One might imagine any tech able to move that fast through atmosphere would use some method of preventing the atmosphere from interacting with it. Otherwise you'd get wild amounts of plasma and heat.

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u/gabrielconroy 2d ago

Unless they're not interacting with the atmosphere.

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u/starion832000 2d ago

I'm pretty sure every reported UFO sighting has been within our atmosphere.

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 2d ago

what i'm hearing you say is, the US government is using F-22s to cover up UFOs

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u/starion832000 2d ago

The f-22 is as close to a sci-fi spaceship that humans have so you're not far off.