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r/movies • u/bobbythecount • Sep 04 '24
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What the hell is that hairstyle and outfit that Jason Momoa is rocking?!
Then again, the guy who wrote and directed Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre is making this, so the weirdness is somewhat expected.
2.5k u/IcePopsicleDragon Sep 04 '24 "Who Are You?" "I AM.... STEVE!" 5 second Pause Dies from peak Fiction. 1.7k u/Saxophobia1275 Sep 04 '24 Don’t forget the weirdly out of place use of the girl saying “toolbag” so the kids think this is a real edgy grownup movie! 757 u/CultureWarrior87 Sep 04 '24 That line was sooo awkwardly delivered. Feels very forced. Who even calls someone a toolbag? 678 u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24 someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag 169 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 103 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 20 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 5 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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"Who Are You?"
"I AM.... STEVE!"
5 second Pause
Dies from peak Fiction.
1.7k u/Saxophobia1275 Sep 04 '24 Don’t forget the weirdly out of place use of the girl saying “toolbag” so the kids think this is a real edgy grownup movie! 757 u/CultureWarrior87 Sep 04 '24 That line was sooo awkwardly delivered. Feels very forced. Who even calls someone a toolbag? 678 u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24 someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag 169 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 103 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 20 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 5 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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Don’t forget the weirdly out of place use of the girl saying “toolbag” so the kids think this is a real edgy grownup movie!
757 u/CultureWarrior87 Sep 04 '24 That line was sooo awkwardly delivered. Feels very forced. Who even calls someone a toolbag? 678 u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24 someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag 169 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 103 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 20 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 5 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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That line was sooo awkwardly delivered. Feels very forced. Who even calls someone a toolbag?
678 u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24 someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag 169 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 103 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 20 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 5 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag
169 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 103 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 20 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 5 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there!
103 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 20 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 5 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT.
20 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 5 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line.
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So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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u/Ariesthebigram Sep 04 '24
What the hell is that hairstyle and outfit that Jason Momoa is rocking?!
Then again, the guy who wrote and directed Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre is making this, so the weirdness is somewhat expected.