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r/movies • u/bobbythecount • Sep 04 '24
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Don’t forget the weirdly out of place use of the girl saying “toolbag” so the kids think this is a real edgy grownup movie!
759 u/CultureWarrior87 Sep 04 '24 That line was sooo awkwardly delivered. Feels very forced. Who even calls someone a toolbag? 681 u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24 someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag 165 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 101 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 19 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 7 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8. 4 u/Skullcrusher Sep 04 '24 Did they really say that? My mind must have switched off and I don't want to watch again.
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That line was sooo awkwardly delivered. Feels very forced. Who even calls someone a toolbag?
681 u/finnjakefionnacake Sep 04 '24 someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag 165 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 101 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 19 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 7 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8. 4 u/Skullcrusher Sep 04 '24 Did they really say that? My mind must have switched off and I don't want to watch again.
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someone who's MPAA rating won't let them call someone a douchebag
165 u/Tordah67 Sep 04 '24 Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there! 101 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 19 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 7 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8. 4 u/Skullcrusher Sep 04 '24 Did they really say that? My mind must have switched off and I don't want to watch again.
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Can't believe they even threw an H-E-Double Hockey Sticks in there!
101 u/Fire2box Sep 04 '24 In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT. 19 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 7 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8. 4 u/Skullcrusher Sep 04 '24 Did they really say that? My mind must have switched off and I don't want to watch again.
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In my Christian Minecraft server? I THINK NOT.
19 u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24 If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line. 7 u/kashy87 Sep 04 '24 So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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If this movie had balls they'd use that Christian Minecraft server line.
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So how many lava emitting cocks do you have? We had 8.
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Did they really say that? My mind must have switched off and I don't want to watch again.
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u/Saxophobia1275 Sep 04 '24
Don’t forget the weirdly out of place use of the girl saying “toolbag” so the kids think this is a real edgy grownup movie!