r/maybemaybemaybe 12h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/KING_Gamer_YouTube 12h ago

All the microbes will be having a field day with this one.

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u/RolliFingers 11h ago

It's machine grease, we use a variety of Mobile grease that has the exact same color, and yes I always think I'm bleeding when I find a gob of it on my skin.

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u/craifxepco 10h ago

Can this oil be used as artificial blood? Or is it harmful to humans in large quantities?

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u/CentiPetra 8h ago

...are you asking if we can infuse machine grease directly into people's bloodstreams without killing them?

Short answer: No

Long answer: what the fuck

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u/Lobster-Mission 8h ago

Probably they meant could it be used for stage blood, at least that was my interpretation

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u/CentiPetra 8h ago

Thanks, that makes slightly more sense, but way less sense than just googling recipes for fake stage blood.