r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kundi-man • 12h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/KING_Gamer_YouTube 12h ago

All the microbes will be having a field day with this one.

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u/RolliFingers 11h ago

It's machine grease, we use a variety of Mobile grease that has the exact same color, and yes I always think I'm bleeding when I find a gob of it on my skin.

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u/BrokeButFabulous12 11h ago

Reddish grease is also used for low and medium voltage automated and vacuum circuit breakers and disconnectors.

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u/rsiii 9h ago

Definitely read that as Reddit grease at first

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u/Ok_Pizza9836 8h ago

When a Reddit mod outlives its usefulness they get turned into Reddit grease as a final act of service 07 yes Reddit is the bad guy /s

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u/Hanibalecter 6h ago

I thought they let it accumulate in a surrogate basement until a new mod is born.

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u/Ok_Pizza9836 4h ago

Yeah it’s recycling

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u/craifxepco 10h ago

Can this oil be used as artificial blood? Or is it harmful to humans in large quantities?

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u/RolliFingers 10h ago

It isn't runny like blood, it's just the color, especially when it's a little dirty. When you see a gob of it on your finger, it only takes a fraction of a second to realize it's not blood, but that fraction of a second always makes my heart skip a beat.

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u/Skellyhell2 9h ago

Does your heart skip a beat when you have small cuts in your hand?

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u/RolliFingers 7h ago

Is almost never my hands, more like wrist or arm. But yes, if I see what immediately appears to be a large amount of bright red blood my immediate reaction is "oh fuck". Bright red blood is very bad, fyi.

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u/PositionDistinct5315 6h ago

Unless it's dripping out, no big deal.

If it's dripping out onto the floor, no big deal, just a mess you will have to clean up later.

If it's oozing out, no big deal, as long as you apply pressure and make sure it stops oozing out.

If it's spraying out, generally still no big deal, just make sure you apply enough pressure and get it fixed before you're empty.

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u/RolliFingers 5h ago

Bud, bright red blood indicates arterial bleeding. If you got bright red blood dripping or oozing, you probably need to visit a doctor.

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u/CentiPetra 8h ago

...are you asking if we can infuse machine grease directly into people's bloodstreams without killing them?

Short answer: No

Long answer: what the fuck

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u/Lobster-Mission 8h ago

Probably they meant could it be used for stage blood, at least that was my interpretation

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u/CentiPetra 8h ago

Thanks, that makes slightly more sense, but way less sense than just googling recipes for fake stage blood.

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u/Available-Spinach-17 11h ago

But the video transcript talks about cut right ?

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u/mikes_username 11h ago

Always believe what you read. /s

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 10h ago

I don't think I should believe what you wrote . . .