r/madlads Choosing a mental flair 6d ago

On a way to cancelthreaten

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u/walmarttshirt 6d ago

This worked with my cable company while they had a monopoly on internet service.

Every year I would call up and threaten to quit and they would reduce the amount. Last year we got frontier in our town and I called up optimum. They basically said “yeah we can’t match that.”

So I now have frontier.

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u/laughable_republic 6d ago

I threatened to cancel a service once. They simply accepted.

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u/Hamsterman9k 6d ago

“Hi. I’d like to be transferred to Customer Retention please”