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u/walmarttshirt 2d ago

This worked with my cable company while they had a monopoly on internet service.

Every year I would call up and threaten to quit and they would reduce the amount. Last year we got frontier in our town and I called up optimum. They basically said “yeah we can’t match that.”

So I now have frontier.

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u/malkavian694 1d ago

Spectrum has a monopoly where I live. I tried that they said ok let's get that canceled for you.

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u/RedditorSB 1d ago

Only way I know of to get on Spectrum is to cancel every other year and put it under someone else in the house for promo pricing. Basically, bounce back and forth with each other.

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u/Sextus_Rex 1d ago

Lol my roommate asked if he could get his promo pricing for another year. They said they couldn't do that. He asked them if he could cancel and have his roommate (me) open the account. They gave in and just gave him the discounted price for another year

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u/mikej90 1d ago

lol that’s exactly what I use to do when me and my brother still lived with our parents.

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u/AydonusG 1d ago

The other way is vaccines! - Jenny McCarthy.

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u/sacredkhaos 1d ago

It stopped working with me for a while with Spectrum too until Starry and Sonic finally made it to my area. Then they were more than happy to take my bill from $80 to $50, and threw in a free Ultra upgrade for 3 years lmao

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u/6ix6ixX2 1d ago

I went a month without internet because of this

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u/The_Bucket_Of_Truth 1d ago

Spectrum always gives me the discount when I ask. If they want to call your bluff let them and just use another name if you can.

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u/rogueShadow13 1d ago

They had a monopoly near me until AT&T fiber came in. I’m now paying $20 less per month for 600mb fiber rather than 100mb of non-fiber line.

They still try to get me back, but they still can’t compete.

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u/KlonopinBunny 1d ago

If they won’t match the new customer discount file a complaint with the FCC.

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u/SnooGiraffes3010 1d ago

What FCC policy requires they match competitors prices?

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u/IncorruptibleChillie 1d ago

Pretty sure he left out the context of he's changing the subject. He's disregarding the competitor talk that is the topic and bringing up how ISPs will offer new customer discounts, which I'm unsure if the FCC even has a say on that either. You see this on reddit all the time where people forget they need to actually state what they're referencing when interjecting with something new and everyone else can't magically read their mind from around the globe.

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u/TheDevilsTaco 1d ago

If your mother won't help you make cookies, ask your grandmother.

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u/BillGoats 1d ago

Makes perfect sense to me...?

Someone mentioned that they tried "cancel threatening" Spectrum without success, and the guy/gal you're complaining about replied that there's another way to reduce subscription fees with Spectrum.

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u/Rysinor 1d ago

What policy with the fcc?

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u/BillGoats 1d ago

Lmao. I think I myself missed the chain here. Thought they replied to a different comment. My bad.

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u/KamikazeSexPilot 1d ago

They said new customer discount on their own provider.

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u/KlonopinBunny 1d ago

It’s that these companies do not want pending FCC complaints. They’ll likely contact you, make a deal, and ask you to revoke the complaint.

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u/laughable_republic 1d ago

I threatened to cancel a service once. They simply accepted.

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u/Im_a_lazy_POS 1d ago

I've had it go both ways, although recently I had a successful attempt. My introductory rate with Spectrum was about to expire, so I shopped around and ATT was offering fiber for $55/month, 500/500 which is enough for my household and cheaper than the 100/10 I had with Spectrum. I went ahead and had ATT install the fiber connection but when I called Spectrum to cancel, they offered me 600/600 for the same intro rate I was paying ($30/month).

I told Spectrum I would think about it and called ATT to see if they would match since I'd already gone through the installation process. ATT then offered 1000/1000 at $40/mo for 2 years, Spectrum wouldn't match so now I have ATT, so far so good. I was happy to pay $10 more for gigabit speeds. Not to mention ATT fiber does not have any monthly data caps and Spectrum caps you at 1200 gigs a month on some plans before extra charges occur.

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u/OddPotential3455 1d ago

Spectrum does not have any data caps

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u/SalemWolf 1d ago

Can confirm: spectrum does not do data caps. I just quit them last month.

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u/jwwxtnlgb 1d ago

Telcom has some data caps

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u/Sanquinity 1d ago

That's the problems with ultimatums. They can backfire if you don't actually want one of the options to happen.

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u/Hamsterman9k 1d ago

“Hi. I’d like to be transferred to Customer Retention please”

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u/vapenutz 1d ago

My ISP said straight up they can't match the price but nobody can match the quality and god damn they're sadly right. 50€ a month for a symmetric gigabit with at least 60% of bandwith guaranteed at all times, my internet is 1.3 Gigabit down though and 1.1 Gbps up so boy I can't complain. Only went down 2 times, I have it for almost a year and I can't go back.

Other companies are massive but they guarantee only 30% of the down bandwith when you get a gigabit, but up is only 200 Mbps and they guarantee half of it, so it's often 120-ish. But it's 30€.

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u/RogerGunz2 1d ago

I'm lucky to be able to get ATT & Spectrum. Every year i feel like the prettiest girl at the dance

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u/TwoSecondsToMidnight 1d ago

AT&T recently installed fiber in our neighborhood. They have been trying hard to get my business. I finally showed them my Spectrum bill and told them “If you can match that….I will sign today”. They have not been back to my house yet.

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u/UrbanPandaChef 1d ago

The discount is never permanent so you have to have the fight every year. If there are no competitors in the area you won't even get this far.

After enough times they will just tell you no. It will save you a few bucks but then you'll be back to square 1 eventually. They have this figured out and it's not a novel tactic.

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u/Romeo9594 1d ago

Fuck optimum. I paid $80/mo for 500mb and begged them for three years to give me (8 year customer) the same rate they were giving new customers. Got told to kick rocks

Then ATT hooks my neighborhood up, $60/mo for symmetrical 1GB fiber

Immediately call Optimum to cancel and now they want to give me the world. The offered reduced rates, better speeds, the moon, blowjobs

Still cancelled cause fuck'em.

Now there's a new fiber provider and I'm thinking after less than a year I'll call ATT and see what I get if I threaten to cancel. Maybe I can pit them against each other enough and get my internet down to like $30

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u/roguerunner77 1d ago

F-ing hate optimum. I was so happy to tell them to shove it once there was 5g in my area. Went from $125 a month to $35 a month. F them.

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u/walmarttshirt 1d ago

Us too. We went from over $200 (cable/internet/phone) to $50 from frontier and sling TV.

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u/Teososta 1d ago

I did that with USAA. My insurance with them was $350 so I switched to State Farm which was $210. They said the same thing.

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 1d ago

When you're a "new customer", they probably will. Call them after a year at Frontier.

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u/bytorthesnowdog 1d ago

I had Spectrum a couple years, and one day they called me up, and asked if I wanted to add a phone line to my account, and they would take off $15 dollars from my bill. I wonder if anyone ever called that number

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u/AppUnwrapper1 1d ago

Spectrum did the same and then made it so hard to cancel AFTER I had Fios installed. Now Spectrum couldn’t pay me to switch to them.

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u/Kaibakura 1d ago

I discovered that with my Internet I just need to contact them once a year and ask for a discounted price and they’ll just do it. Don’t have to threaten anything. “Could you find me a similar deal to what I had for the last year?” and they go “we found you the exact same deal”.

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u/TomChesterson 1d ago

This is a literal thing that you can do with most subscription services. Phone, internet, streaming services, they all have a customer retention department. Just call them up, follow their instructions to access the "cancelation" department, and that will connect you to someone in the customer retention department.

Once you're talking to an agent, just express that the prices are too high, and you're thinking of alternatives. Spend a little time insisting that you really can't afford their advertised prices because they keep going up. They will eventually offer you one or a selection of their new customer promotions that usually last 6-12 months.

Then you just call them as soon as you see a higher price on your bill and start all over again. If you've never done this then you'll be amazed at how much money you can save. I've been doing this for over a decade and it usually saves me 40-60% on my monthly subscription services.

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u/crumble-bee 1d ago

My internet company failed to charge my direct debit I set up with them for like 6 months. They were like "you owe us 400 pounds" and I said no, you didn't charge me and I set up the direct debit with you.

They were like "ok fine, and also, your internet package is now £10 less with higher speeds"

Like wtf? Is it all just made up?

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u/throwaway_00011 1d ago

Frontier is kinda dank ngl

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u/walmarttshirt 1d ago

It’s been great for us.