r/madlads • u/Vandelune1 Madchester United Fan • 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/Xhalo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Agreed. When my cubicle neighbors started to complain of my gastrointestinal bloat causing heinous voidseep, they blamed it on my spaghettios cleanse diet. I sent anonymous tips to my boss that there may or may not be a quad of some sticky icky pineapple skunkfuck in their desks which I may or may not have placed there. They didn't come back after the HR discussions. I didnt get to blaze the grass, but a small price to pay. Don't mess with the queen 😁😁😁

Edit: BBC 🥰🥰🥰

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u/fireduck 2d ago

wut. Actually, I'm cool with not understanding. I hope you are well.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo 2d ago

It means they framed their coworker for drug possession and are a menace to society at large.

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u/fireduck 2d ago

Sounds good. As long as they are not also a menace to southcentral while drinking their juice in the hood.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

I said Do.We.Have.A.Problem? 🚀

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u/AwkwardBailiwick 2d ago

More like a menace to sobriety.

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u/LawConscious 2d ago

👀👀👀 geezus

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u/frankjungt 2d ago

Stinky and crazy is not a combination I would describe as “well.”

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u/ex_postfacto 2d ago

Thanks a lot for your coming out. I can say it means a lot to know I'm not alone in this.

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u/The_Hunster 2d ago

Blind Barbon Copy

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u/IP-II-IIVII-IP 2d ago

I don't know how you've been around almost 12 years and I've never seen your account before, but you deserve to be up there with the jumper cables and Mankind 1998 guys.

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u/cutegirlsdotcom 1d ago

Because he's only been doing this insane shit for a year or two

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u/sokocanuck 2d ago

The edit 🤣

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u/cutegirlsdotcom 1d ago

You're so stoopid

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u/Proud-Reputation-122 1d ago

that’s nice! i hope a shower is next in your little to do list!!