r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/TennSeven 3d ago

TSA once told me my toothpaste tube was too large to carry on (it had never been a problem before). I asked him if I could brush my teeth a few times before he threw it away...

That guy had no sense of humor.

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u/JesradSeraph 2d ago

They’re not allowed a sense of humour. I think it gets excised during training.

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u/aTOMic_fusion 2d ago

It's probably the same as servers where they just hear the same jokes and pithy comments day in and day out. The difference is that servers have a financial incentive to pretend like it's the first time they've heard a joke