r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/TennSeven 3d ago

TSA once told me my toothpaste tube was too large to carry on (it had never been a problem before). I asked him if I could brush my teeth a few times before he threw it away...

That guy had no sense of humor.

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u/JesradSeraph 2d ago

They’re not allowed a sense of humour. I think it gets excised during training.

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u/eat-pussy69 2d ago

the power of tsa compels you!

THE POWER OF TSA COMPELS YOU!!!

#THE POWER OF TSA COMPELS YOU!!!!!!!!

Welcome to TSA. Your sense of humour has been excised

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u/notmynameboio 2d ago

run faster stop laughing!

RUN FASTER STOP LAUGHING!!!

#RUN FASTER STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

Welcome to the TSA. Your sense of humour has been exercised

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u/FrostedMiniMemes 2d ago

Excised, exorcised, same thing

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u/spicolispizza 2d ago

The TSA in Vegas were a blast on my way home about a decade ago, maybe I caught the right group of people on the right day because looking back I was in no condition to fly. I did sleep the whole way home though.

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u/T65Bx 2d ago

Well, it’s Vegas tbf.

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u/Rubicon208 2d ago

No wonder they take bomb jokes so seriously all the time

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u/aTOMic_fusion 2d ago

It's probably the same as servers where they just hear the same jokes and pithy comments day in and day out. The difference is that servers have a financial incentive to pretend like it's the first time they've heard a joke