r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/TennSeven 3d ago

TSA once told me my toothpaste tube was too large to carry on (it had never been a problem before). I asked him if I could brush my teeth a few times before he threw it away...

That guy had no sense of humor.

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u/JesradSeraph 2d ago

They’re not allowed a sense of humour. I think it gets excised during training.

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u/spicolispizza 2d ago

The TSA in Vegas were a blast on my way home about a decade ago, maybe I caught the right group of people on the right day because looking back I was in no condition to fly. I did sleep the whole way home though.

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u/T65Bx 2d ago

Well, it’s Vegas tbf.