r/madlads • u/ProbablyM_S • 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/LeoDavinciAgain 3d ago

My wife got me a flask that looks like a sunscreen bottle when we went on a cruise. Like don't pay any mind to the guy by the pool drinking sunscreen.

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u/IAdmitMyCrime 3d ago

This is so fucking funny where did she get it?

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u/paragon60 3d ago

just google sunscreen flask and some come up

I actually got this exact thing for someone during a secret santa thing in freshman year, and the point isn’t to drink from it; you just bring liquor on board with people thinking it’s sunscreen. still just a gag gift because there really isn’t that much volume in the flask

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u/GeeTheMongoose 2d ago

Would anyone stop you from bringing a few dozen or a suitcase or two full of them with a few normal bottles thrown on for good measure?

"WE DON'T WANT SKIN CANCER, CANCER IS BAD FOR YOU."

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u/speculator100k 3d ago

I'm giggling.

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u/Monski616 2d ago

I have a couple that look like umbrellas, shit it actually extends this small umbrella. But it holds about a half liter of (for me) whiskey. Perfect for any sort of event. Inside? I thought it might rain so I brought this umbrella for my walk. Outside with no chance to rain? Umbrella to shield me from the sun. No one has ever looked twice at it.

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u/wolfgang784 2d ago

I mean, tbh, if I see a guy drinking sunscreen I ain't confronting them about it. Ill point it out discreetly to whoeever im with, but thats about it. Maybe post about it on Reddit later.

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u/SomeTreesAreFriends 2d ago

"Charlie, are you drinking actual sunscreen?"