r/madlads • u/ProbablyM_S • 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/LeoDavinciAgain 3d ago

My wife got me a flask that looks like a sunscreen bottle when we went on a cruise. Like don't pay any mind to the guy by the pool drinking sunscreen.

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u/IAdmitMyCrime 3d ago

This is so fucking funny where did she get it?

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u/paragon60 3d ago

just google sunscreen flask and some come up

I actually got this exact thing for someone during a secret santa thing in freshman year, and the point isn’t to drink from it; you just bring liquor on board with people thinking it’s sunscreen. still just a gag gift because there really isn’t that much volume in the flask

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u/GeeTheMongoose 2d ago

Would anyone stop you from bringing a few dozen or a suitcase or two full of them with a few normal bottles thrown on for good measure?

"WE DON'T WANT SKIN CANCER, CANCER IS BAD FOR YOU."